Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

Who needs family to take care of you when you’re really ill or on the brink of homelessness? That’s what comrades and internet friends are for.

 

[Trombonista]

You could say intelligence is the ability to notice patterns and schizophrenia is the ability to notice patterns ON CRACK.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Which is funnier, somebody dying as a result of trying to take a selfie, or somebody dying as a result of trying to catch a Pokémon?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Everybody involved in this nothingburger is terminally autistic for letting something this insignificant affect their lives.

Merry Christmas to all of you from this Kiwi poster

 

[Trombonista]

When the cops push your scrawny ass on the ground for throwing bottles, will you do me a favor and yell "Snergenflergen" into the bodycam?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Sex workers are under attack everywhere”​

Even if it is true - so? Since when and why do I need to respect or feel sympathy for random whores and people who sell pics or videos of themselves sucking cocks?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

so how was Christmas? i had some Spätzle in the christmas break, it was good.

also @Hollywood Hulk Hogan spent the holydays sucking cock at some gloryhole at the greyhound station, i heared....

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The positive claim is that there is fraud. You can't prove a negative. You can't prove fraud didn't happen, just like how you can't prove that you didn't fuck cats. So thus the onus is on you to prove that there was fraud.

Unless you can prove you never fuck cats, which you still haven't done.

Only three days into the new year and this happens

 

[Trombonista]

Are you accusing me of being Indian based on my accurate knowledge of psychology?

 

[Trombonista]

“YOU'LL SEE JUSTICE!” Is definitely what Ted Cruz says before he whips out his cock and balls.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I knew one of those militant borderline incel gay dudes in college who unironically believed in the faggot ethnostate and even that dude didn't hate boobs as much as these chicks do.

 

[Trombonista]

This was always my problem with Antifa. They barely even attacked police/government, they just destroyed a bunch of random property and hurt innocent lives. It was basically just an Eagles win in Philly

 

[Luminous47]

Alright go Rachel, go go go go go!

From the ever so infamous “Westborough Highschool Massacre“ by Randy Stair.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you don't like how Null runs his site, you can fuck off, too. This isn't a democracy, it's a Nullocracy.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If Trump built a wall and threw all the anime and weebs over it, he'd have my support

 

[Trombonista]

Well, I'll be damned. Clitorides is a much better plural.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Donald Trump used retards with Confederate flags thinking they're patriots and gave them drugs, propaganda, sexual frustration, and Alex Jones.

.....without spending a dime.

 

[Trombonista]

This is literal retardation because every single "democracy" is actually also a "republic." If you actually get a vote for your leaders, you're in a democracy, of a sort called a "representative democracy." You don't get an instant vote on every single thing because that would be RETARDED. What kind of republic would not also be a democracy you stupid motherfuckers?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

and 2021 kicks off with an unholy bang as the two most retarded political groups ever meet face-to-face in the most autistic slapfight this year