Line Of The Day

[sparklemilhouse]

*door slams*

"I feel loved."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Joe Biden's presidency is off to an awful start. 6000 Americans died of COVID-19 in his very first day as president. Can't believe Democrats are okay with their new president already being responsible for almost two 9/11s.

BIDEN 2024

 

[Trombonista]

The main difference is Biden isn't going to pop up on Twitter at 3AM and call Rosie O'Donnell a fat cow.

 

[Trombonista]

Fuck if you can get a button to summon tendies I'm fuckin running for president.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

I know he’s disappointed that he has to watch a dinosaur fight a gorilla on his laptop, but that’s life.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You should hold your breath from now until I take you and your immature posts seriously.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I dont think people have souls, but worrying about other people thinking there are souls is autistic.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Behold, the natural consequences of a generation deprived of any genuine traditions, mythology, or heritage. Literally no baseline to compare real-word events to besides cynically-produced capeshit and half-assed sequels to decades-old films that actually had substance.

 

[Trombonista]

>TFW you love Kiwi Farms but it doesn't love you back.

 

[Trombonista]

Can I just say I love it when we Kiwis disagree, hash it & remain civil?

Supporters Line of the Day:

I just don't get why they're mad that Harriet's not pretty.

It's a $20 bill, not a porno.

 

[Haffhart]

Kiwifarms has me paranoid about what I don't know about some people.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Containment won't work, it'll only enable more retards to sperg the fuck out about the shit that no one wants anyway. Plus we'd have to put Null in there and that would be awkward for everyone.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Mods here are turbo-libtards whose sensors will automatically home in on anyone they deem too based &/or redpilled and and eliminate them with extreme prejudice. Before I give you advice on how to deal with this though, I need to know something very important: is your foreskin intact?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN, BIDEN JUST DIED

I just want you to know that I'm rating you "Dumb" because you told me to turn on CNN.

I just want you to know that I'm rating you "informative" because you told me why you rated me dumb.

 

[Niggernerd]

 

[Trombonista]

I'm not here to make friends, but to either have a laugh at your expense or to bully into the place where you belong.

That's good because everyone here thinks you're a faggot.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

”I want a girl who sucks dick like a hentai heroine after the second act.”

 

[Trombonista]

What’s he paying? I’ve been shit talking people for free all my life. Bout time I got my due.

 

[Haffhart]

The advice to spend "quality time with your genitals" makes it sound like you have visitation rights one weekend per month with them and should not waste a minute of it.

 

[Trombonista]

Fuck, instead of storming the white house we should have stormed the library of congress's porn section.