Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

i don’t care what people want to call themselves, but it seems like a lot of “I want to sit with the cool kids but am a cishet white lady” type of people who claim they’re “non-binary femmes” and that’s weird to me. Just be you. You’ll figure out who you are eventually.
Unless you’re Kelly, in which case please stop being you immediately.

Multimedia Line of the Day:

What's the point of learning how to draw if you can't make your own degenerate porn?

 

[Trombonista]

I can't get over the fact that he obviously knows how to use the internet. With his level of autism he should probably be flapping his arms around and banging his head against the wall or w/e. I mean, Chris is autistic. This guy? This guy is beyond autistic.

 

[Stoneheart]

I don't 'get' horses, they've veiny, hairless assholes, it's like owning Joe rogan in pet form.

 

[Trombonista]

Not all bungholes demand a rimming.

 

[Diabeetus]

You really want me to act out like a re tard, for the 'lulz', ban me again idfc, I just need help, and you stalking me like the lesbian spiders with cameras on them watching me undress, back when i lived in a hostel and tried to get hit by a car running into the road. you sick fucks will find that funny.

 

[Unog]

Gamergate killed my dog, got me fired from my job, slept with my wife, made Sid Meier's Beyond Earth, and got Donald Trump elected.

 

[Trombonista]

God incels have such high standards. Not just "I wanna pretty girlfriend!" but said girlfriend has to be dead, pale, anusless, and 11 ft tall. So entitled.

 

[Trombonista]

Well the honest answer is I made a shitpost when I was drunk so I don’t have a real answer to your question

 

[Trombonista]

Take things with a grain of salt obviously but also no one lies when they say they fucked a dog.

 

[KittyGremlin]

 

[Trombonista]

Anna flaunts it...she flaunts her back boobs for they are larger than her front boobs.

Can't believe Timaz is living his Chinese company filled with lesbian bimbos dream, it's just like my ExHentai picture galleries!

 

[Blackhole]

I love murdering millions of niggers with chainguns and bazookas.

 

[Trombonista]

@Not Based or Redpilled waddled into the thread, shit his pants, and then waddled away.

 

[Distant Stare]

Are you under the impression that this copypasta works against Chinese people like garlic cloves and crucifixes work against vampires?

Spoiler

All this reasonable conversation wasn't doing this forum's reputation any goo

 

[Unog]

I should start accepting bitcoin to perform circumcisions!

 

[Trombonista]

When I was 13 I read a fanfiction of popular CW show Supernatural. It had incest. Immediately I was overcome by insatiable lust for my own brother. I lost all control of myself over this 3251 word story a maladjusted Tumblr teen had shared on the internet, their unfathomable power hidden behind those deliciously concocted sex scenes - imagery of puckered chapped man-lips grazing against each other followed by incestuous motel room frottage.

It changed me, whenever I see a pair of brothers now I can not stop myself from whipping out my dick, sexual fantasies towards my own flesh and blood have become reality as we frolic in our shared degeneracy.

During my rare, clearer moments, when I don't have my older bro's 9-inch fat cock shoved down my throat, all I feel is unspeakable dread. Clearly the human mind is unable of critical thinking, to not mimic every depiction of real life issues in fiction it comes across.

My life is empty. Fanfiction - not even once.

 

[Unog]

Ralph is so hideously fat and ugly that if he was a woman Vaush would probably try to fuck him

 

[Trombonista]

Every day I have to fight the biggest retard of all: myself

 

[Trombonista]

We did it, people! A thousand pages of cringe, from within and without of this thread!

 

[Diabeetus]

If you feel that you absolutely have to model your own behaviour and personality on an outside example, at least pick an example that isn't 'autistic fuckboys madly shitting their pants on the internet all day'.