Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

OUR "EMPIRICAL" STUDIES HAVE FLIPPED THE CUCK INSULT ONTO THEM. NOW WITH THE POWER OF SOYENCE WE'LL FLIP THE "LEFT CAN'T MEME" INSULT ON THEM!

At this point I'm just waiting for the study showing that I am in fact the nigger.

 

[Trombonista]

I can smell him. Make it stop.

 

[Trombonista]

It's not even the good kind of thick. It's the kind of thick that makes you think "That person doesn't shower not because he can't reach, but because he likes being able to not reach." It's the kind of thick that lets you count the number of folds like rings in a tree, except instead of age it's the number of heart attacks in the forseeable future.

It's the kind of thick that makes people who would prefer a proper chub without the obvious grotesque shit involved feel bad for being associated with these kinds of walking hospital debts.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Isn't Portland overwhelmingly white? Somehow I get the feeling this "Indigenous Peoples Day of Rage" didn't actually include very many indigenous people.

Happy Columbus Day, everyone!

 

[Distant Stare]

I'll never look at JOI porn the same way again

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

We can't choose our fetishes though, otherwise I wouldn't be so into leg braces and other orthopedic appliances. I'd choose something more trendy. Like incest.

 

[Trombonista]

Ok, you've asked this question so many times, so I'll just answer: yes, Marshall and I did anal.

 

[Trombonista]

I would much sooner crank it to a set of lingerie posed seductively in a vat of white gravy.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

huh is it a confirmed foot job?

 

[Trombonista]

>necro'ing a thread just to tell us that not only do you have shit taste even for a kid, but said shit taste made you into a furry when even admitting Space Jam did that would be far less embarrassing.

Yep, sounds like a newfag alright.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Shut the fuck up and work. You aren't getting paid to sperg. Your parents did a shitty job that you don't understand this.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Null will be forcibly feminized/sissified by 2032

 

[Trombonista]

I showed this post to William Shakespeare and he said 'Forsooth! He speaketh like a fag!'

 

[Trombonista]

Men may be able to procreate until death, but that doesn't mean they should.

 

[Trombonista]

One day she’ll sit on a champagne cake for her feeder and never get back up again.

 

[No_one]

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to round up and kill people soley for their skin color

 

[Trombonista]

The school I work at had those super high tech babies that cried, 'poop/peed', and could record via computer chip or something when they were being neglected/abused. They were used in Life Skills classes. The students were typically given them Thursday-Monday or a 3 day weekend.

One Friday, a mother walks into the main office, holding the doll by the neck and throws it on the attendance secretary's desk. The doll was screaming.

"I put it in the closet with the Christmas decorations & it hasn't shut the fuck up all! No one in my house got any sleep last night! Fuck this!"

One kid who was sitting in the main office, waiting to speak to an administrator about a scholarship or something said, "Did you do that to your actual children?"

He had a point, but then we had to get between a pissed off, sleep deprived mother and a 17 year old boy.

 

[Trombonista]

{o}P II made forty socks. Forty! That's as many as four tens, and that's severely retarded.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I stopped mixing xanax and alcohol after getting blackout drunk and chatbanned for saying I was going to rape people and shoot up their schools.

 

[Trombonista]

Did you really revive the thread to tell me something that I had suspected but wasn't entirely sure about?