Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

God the Dysphoria is so REAL! Ever since she was born, she knew deep down she was not a cis woman, but truthfully a...a....hang on a tic... *checks pen scrawled on back of hand* eggs milk loaf of bread- DAMMIT this is the shopping list! Where’s my list of genders I am now?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Black nerds and coons burn down black businesses in the name of Black Lives Matter BT. Then wonder why a lot of smarter black people hate BLM.

 

[Trombonista]

Nobody should be forced to carry and birth a open skulled cyclops baby if they don’t want to. For me personally, that prospect is only slightly less disturbing than the chest buster scene in Alien. The chestburster might kill you, but at least you don’t have to have a photo session with it and a bunch of religious nuts telling you it’s a blessing.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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God I love this place

Would I be right in guessing Boxershorts?

 

[Distant Stare]

Would I be right in guessing Boxershorts?

No, Le Fishe. Fag wanted to me to tell him how to make a bomb so he could an hero inside a MAP gathering.

 

[Curt Sibling]

...so he could an hero inside a MAP gathering.

Regardless - Killing peed scum is a good cause.

 

[Distant Stare]

Regardless - Killing peed scum is a good cause.

Not when they are implicating me in a felony

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Killing peed scum is a good cause.

It's already bad enough that someone pissed on them, don't you think?

 

[mr.moon1488]

No, Le Fishe. Fag wanted to me to tell him how to make a bomb so he could an hero inside a MAP gathering.

Not when they are implicating me in a felony

Pretty retarded asking something like that here, but can't say that's not a good way to go if you're gonna go.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Not when they are implicating me in a felony

Dead men can't implicate.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"KILL YOURSELF IN MINECRAFT"
"Guys, guys, please. We have to love each other as Christ wanted us to."
"SHUT UP FAGGOT."
"Let me tell you about how many women I've slept with."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>HOT NEIGHBOR NAKED SEX TIME

No, I didn't google that because I'm a legit retard drunk who can't figure out computers. It was anonymous and cyber punks hacking my mainframe!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Please @Null fix highlights so I don't have to read autists calling each other loli lovers/haters like a merry go round of retardation.

 

[Trombonista]

i feel bad for the family for losing their kid but i'm also a terrible person and a sucker for trashy drama.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I suspect one of my coworkers may like me, but it's one of those situations where I'm unsure if they're flirting or just being friendly.

Another neighbor has gone full retard and I will have to get outside help with their bullshit. You know the simulation is busted when I'm a shining beacon of mental stability.

Duality of posters

 

[Μusk]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/your-own-cwcisms.77191/#post-7479178

"You eat food and breathe air to turn it into energy to think this shit up and it makes me angry"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So in other words, I should look at every black engineer the same way as I'd look at a retarded kid at the science fair getting a ribbon for his baking soda volcano when the other kids are trying to come up with new ways to harness bio-fuels.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Man, that's the kind of stuff that makes life worth living. If I can't call somebody a thousand miles away a small dicked motherfucker while he says he fucks my mom like a one man gangbang, why even live?

 

[GHTD]

I don't mean to brag, but last time I was administered an IQ test I didn't even eat it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Any "theory" that Vaush wrote and Biden does the praxis for is bound to revolve around inappropriate behavior with minors.