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[Jonah Hill poster]

If someone puts on Ed Sheeran at the gym I'm knocking a bitch out

 

[Trombonista]

I'm just saying you can't really plan for, "Well, I'm a total little freaky gremlin in a wheelchair with no impulse control, so I better future-proof being compliant with my meds for when I lure a 13 year old with my gross little monsterhood" situation. It just feels uncharitable.

 

[Trombonista]

The mouse was given a cookie far too many times and is dying of obesity.

 

[Trombonista]

why is it that everyone who hand doxes has grotesque, Lovecraftian fish-people hands? @Vingle doxed his butthole and it was perfectly normal. what’s up with hands on this website?

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Motherfucker. I was going to say "At least it was something besides Star Wars" but Andor is still fucking star wars god damn. I actually cringed

 

[Trombonista]

Man you don't even know about playing fetch with dogs with tennis balls this is so fucking sad.

 

[Trombonista]

Yes, good old twitter known for archiving fat bitches.

I also invite you to check out the Arkansas horrors on display in Sammie Bushart’s thread in Deathfats. It is full of eldritch horror to shock and terrify. It includes semi nude selfies in the hospital, dick worms, CPS investigations, and at least one dead fetus in a ziplock in a refrigerator.

 

[Trombonista]

I too would be having a hard time if I had to know my team tied the 2025 Dallas Cowboys

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I've fucked guys that were more feminine and graceful than The Pear of Beirut. I don't understand how Anisa-and-I can even be attracted to her, much less think of her as some kind of irreplaceable treasure.

 

[Trombonista]

From the Golden Calf, to the Golden Lolcow.

 

[Trombonista]

Luckily our baby survived unscathed (autism aside, the worst there is that he'll become a Farmer)

 

[Gianfranco Pizzaballa]

"We had a report that someone was trying to kick the door open."

"Da DOE?"

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It was at this moment that everyone knew they had the right nigger.

"Da Doe" just slays me.

 

[Trombonista]

someone quitting the internet forever not actually quitting the internet forever? a tale as old as 1999

 

[Croak & Caw]

They never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine being a lawyer, you get to read KF and you can bill your lolcow for it.

 

[Trombonista]

I have better things to do on a Monday night, like snort coke, and gamble.

 

[ChompChomp]

Every day I fucking busy only get few money.

 

[Trombonista]

My first exposure to the furry phenomenon was when I was like 6 and I googled Sonic the Hedgehog and found one of these kinds of websites dedicated to some random character. I clicked around and saw some sexual picture of tails or something and I went "yuck, they're not supposed to do that, they're cartoon characters" and closed the page. I was wise beyond my years.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

i like the recurring cycle of autists debating the looks of unattractive internet whores

 

[Trombonista]

Neither the left nor the right are cool anymore.