Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

She'll sell Hannah before she gives up being a fat affront to God.

 

[Trombonista]

Damn guys...I thought for sure voicing my dislike of this pretty small content creator focused on a single bizarre internet figure would make my dick grow. Sadly we have all been informed otherwise...

 

[Trombonista]

Don't tell me that you don't know my man BossmanJack. He's you but better in all the possible ways. You wish you were born as BossmanJack.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Physiognomy is real and my enemies prove it

 

[Trombonista]

Why the fuck do we always get a DDos when something I'm interested in happens?

 

[Trombonista]

"Enjoy prison, stalker child" has never been more literal.

 

[Trombonista]

I guess at least not knowing much about dog pussy is a good thing?

 

[Trombonista]

Amazing the lengths some of you retards will go to make sure you have the dumbest comment

 

[Trombonista]

Hell if she can do one situp and sends a video I'll give her my paid for house.

She can't because she's FAT.

 

[Trombonista]

How sweet, three generations of gross sex living under one roof!

 

[Trombonista]

She will have a hard time proving that she reasonably believed she would die without a Corona in her bathtub.

 

[ChompChomp]

I hope she likes the garden I made in her honor using the colors that we noticed she liked

 

[Trombonista]

Kiwifarms wasn't boring before the orange bitch and won't be boring after he croaks.

 

[Trombonista]

One can never have too much beach cat.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What's the point of not watching what I have to say if you're just going to spend as much time or longer addressing the concept that I may have said something?

 

[Trombonista]

The doctor diagnoses you with empathy. The maga types are obsessed and think if you're a republican you have to believe everything Trump says. Like others have said, the fact that you can disagree with even some of the policies shows that you have a fucking brain.

Prescription for the symptoms: ehhh.... An ass load of cocaine

 

[Trombonista]

Hit my knee against the coffee table, now have own gravitational pull

 

[undermine]

just because you're breathing doesn't mean you're alive

 

[Trombonista]

Even Jesus flipped tables.
He could flip a gunt.

 

[undermine]

The way he leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a Black teen.