🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Autistic Asparagus]

Yes, Omegon, it was "twitter" who saved that melty clip before she pulled it. Yep

Yes, good old twitter known for archiving fat bitches.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Being physically fit is fascist.

FTR Jebra Faushay is a satire account, she's taking the piss.

 

[Trombonista]

FTR Jebra Faushay is a satire account, she's taking the piss.

I don't think Tess knows that.

 

[Cloud Somersault]

Short clip of Tess cosplaying Pepto Bismol Blob discussing cutting off "fascist" family members.

https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1971724929113772165

"You should sever connections with the people genetically obligated to love and care for you because... Sudan?"

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

"You should sever connections with the people genetically obligated to love and care for you because... Sudan?"

I really wish the interviewer had asked her about the Congo or Sudan, just to watch Tess freeze up there because she is only capable of parroting whatever makes her look "woke' but never puts more effort than that.

 

[Cloud Somersault]

I really wish the interviewer had asked her about the Congo or Sudan, just to watch Tess freeze up there because she is only capable of parroting whatever makes her look "woke' but never puts more effort than that.

I didn't realise libshits cared about Sudan. Not gonna lie - I have no idea what's going on in Sudan (beyond typical niggerish infighting/cannibalism) and I doubt Tess is any more aware than me.

She only knows about the Congo cos they make Um Bongo and she feels a primal connection with hippos.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

"You should sever connections with the people genetically obligated to love and care for you because... Sudan?"

I do love how a fat, heavily tattooed, alleged qweer, woman is simping for Muslim majority countries.
Does she not know their views on women, gays and tattoos?
It’s also hilarious to be crying about the alleged starvin Marvin Palestinians while storing enough fat on yourself that could feed half of the Gaza strip.
If she’s so passionate about these issues, maybe she could give up one of her five daily DoorDash meals and send that money to help.

I’d at least understand if it was Hindu majority countries, they at least worship cows.

 

[brooky]

Being physically fit is fascist.

"You should cut off people who don't think like you, even family. Nobody wants to be aligned with a fascist."

I just got whiplash.

FTR Jebra Faushay is a satire account, she's taking the piss.

Thank God. What's the word for when satire is indistinguishable from reality? Because we're living it.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Love how tess gleefully blocks family members while not realizing her arteries are blocking her heart.

So she blocked her whole family? Dammit. I wanted a messy Mississippi arc for her.

Im sure her fam is relieved by her blocking them.

 

[NoReturn]

Grandpa is just trying to help. This enrages the hippo!

She only knows about the Congo cos they make Um Bongo and she feels a primal connection with hippos.

I do love how a fat, heavily tattooed, alleged qweer, woman is simping for Muslim majority countries.

The big dirty secret non of them want to acknowledge is that they don't care about places like the Congo or the Christian genocide in Nigeria - ironically - because those people are black. If you push them hard enough, long enough, the truth will eventually slip out with people like Tess that they see someone like this:

And they think "This person is like me. See the skin color? I am allowed to criticize them."

But if they see someone like this:

They instantly slam into their mental "Not like me" wall like Wil E. Coyote hitting a desert wall. It gets even worse when you go further, because that's when you start running into people who say things like "Nigeria is just pushing back against Christian colonialism" (like Islam is the historic religion of the area or something).

Spoiler: Off-topic, but more on this subject

Hell, I remember back as far as 2006 there were issues in Africa over comics drawn of Mohammed which were published in Europe. I had to look it up to remember the details, but 16 people died because Muslims were buttmad over people drawing Muhammed:

Bonus, the additional images that contributed to the controversy:

 

[Cloud Somersault]

But if they see someone like this:

They instantly slam into their mental "Not like me" wall like Wil E. Coyote hitting a desert wall.

To be fair I also look at these people and think "ew gross fuck off" so Tess and I agree on that at least.

Spoiler: Off-topic, but more on this subject

Hell, I remember back as far as 2006 there were issues in Africa over comics drawn of Mohammed which were published in Europe. I had to look it up to remember the details, but 16 people died because Muslims were buttmad over people drawing Muhammed:

Yeah we had one of those.

 

[NoReturn]

This might have been the comment that set her off:


I just noticed that on several of Tess' Instagram posts, she doesn't credit her co-author at all.


Kelly, for her part, also hasn't posted on TikTok in 3 weeks. She has, however, posted on Instagram:

2:02

I did not add the "eye twitch", she did that herself.

Yeah we had one of those.

Yeah, I figured people knew about that one but that the African side had been memoryholed because Africa.

 

[Cloud Somersault]

Kelly, for her part, also hasn't posted on TikTok in 3 weeks. She has, however, posted on Instagram:
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I love it when midwit mongoloids cite "muh genetics" like it's "The Force."

Which genes? Which SNP of which gene? Which polymorphism? Have you been screened??? Have you even done a basic-bitch Promethease report?

If you have a genetic abnormality, you seek diagnosis, treatment, cure, or at the very least some mitigation that will allow you to lead a full and fulfilling life. That usually doesn't involve stuffing cake up your vag and parading yourself around in one of King Kong's condoms masquerading as a body stocking.

 

[The Hardest R]

If I were Kelly Coon I’d let Tubbers take all the credit too. Nothing good came from the book, it sold like garbage, and her co-author is having nonstop meltdowns ever since her appearance on Tamron Hall where she looked absolutely massive.

This time last year she was done with her Italy trip, her TEDx talk was a few weeks away and her shitty book got announced around this time. She has absolutely nothing to look forward to now. I think that partly plays into her meltdowns.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Love how tess gleefully blocks family members while not realizing her arteries are blocking her heart.

So she blocked her whole family? Dammit. I wanted a messy Mississippi arc for her.

Im sure her fam is relieved by her blocking them.

If her failing career and her dropping book sales continue on this downward trajectory, then eventually she's going to have to come crawling back to her Miss'sippi kinfolk.

I'll bet she really hasn't blocked them, knowing that she might need them as a safety net. Any Kiwis on here know if there is a way to see someone's block lists? I know BlueSky has a add-on for that, but not sure about the other apps.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

If I were Kelly Coon I’d let Tubbers take all the credit too. Nothing good came from the book, it sold like garbage, and her co-author is having nonstop meltdowns ever since her appearance on Tamron Hall where she looked absolutely massive.

I’m shocked Tess allowed her to put her name on it.

 

[multiverse]

Tessie's right shin is larger than that entire child.


She's just swoleen, tee hee.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Was this posted on her threads? I don't see it on there but she did post this defensive bullshit on Instagram

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Remember how she was openly thirsting after her 18 year old stepbrother?

Yes I remember hearing about this a few times. I tried searching this thread for more details but couldn't any. Could anyone help a kiwi out? That incest arch is quite exceptional.

Tessie's right shin is larger than that entire child.
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She's just swoleen, tee hee.

Right?? I did a double take and thought it was both her legs right next to each other but noooo.

 

[Umaibae]

Was this posted on her threads? I don't see it on there but she did post this defensive bullshit on Instagram
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She seems to forget that, if she wants to be a supermoddle, she opens herself up to criticism on her appearance!!