Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Being British, I grew up with a state-owned telephone monopoly, a state-owned railway in British Rail, cars built by state-owned companies, and state-owned media and healthcare that continues to this day, all of which are or were the worst in the developed world. My parents grew up with state-owned holiday companies, state-owned road haulage companies, a state monopoly on all broadcasting that lasted until 1973, state-owned airlines and far more besides.

I could make a long, boring post about how state monopoly ownership of industry results in the worst quality imaginable and no way to access alternatives, but I will not because I have just had a vision of what state-owned pornography from the people who brought you the British Rail Sandwich would look like and I have to run off and be violently sick.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

My high school got pretty niggerized by the end and let’s just say nobody white tried to defend sjw teachers when the apes chimped out on them.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’m just waiting for the “Why the HIV my gay husband gave me is actually a gift” article.

 

[Trombonista]

B O O B I E J U I C E ???

Well I know what I'm naming my band

 

[Trombonista]

Bro. Thats what profile posts are for

 

[Trombonista]

Thomas, I have made it clear that I am an OLD. Just LOL BOOMER at me and call it a day.

 

[Trombonista]

We should get in a nuclear war over Taiwan. Not because I give a shit about Taiwan, it's just time for one. I want to see mushroom clouds out my fucking window.

 

[Alpacawitz]

I like anime, but you're still autistic as all hell.

 

[Trombonista]

How about a compromise that makes all things equitable

Null will take down all info about Bella and ban anyone who mentions her.....

.....but she has to record herself fucking her dad

Seems fair to me. Would wipe that karmic slate clean as a whistle

 

[Trombonista]

I was promised communism and hot Chinese babes under Joe Biden's presidency and neither has been delivered

 

[Stoneheart]

I'm happier than I've ever been, thanks for asking.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Fanon: "please be patient with me I'm a trans autistic uwu baby"
Canon: "7H3 C14 N1GG3R5 GL0W 1N 7H3 D4RK Y0U C4N 7H33 7H3M 1F Y0U'R3 DR1V1NG"

 

[Trombonista]

Cherie, you constantly insist you don't need this forum and declare you aren't coming back, yet there you are at 2-3 in the morning arguing about how Wogglefag isn't getting his asshole satisfied by his gay Frogman lover. The idea of you losing sleep over this is really fucking hilarious.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I gain pleasure from acting retarded and getting a response from dear leader

 

[Gravemind]

imagine the smell of dick cheese, bacteria, fungus and dead tissue you must have under it if you never peeled back ur foreskin

 

[Trombonista]

Dude just wants to live a quiet life, clip his nails and occasionally choke bitches. Can't hate on that.

 

[Itazedmymother]

”It's basically a social media site for school shooters”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"Stereotypes are homophobic"
"The masculine woman is a lesbian"

Pick one.

 

[Trombonista]

Congrats Becky, you're so toxic that your liver is tapping out.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Oh, Dave. Black people are not remotely "oppressed" in America. They're "over indulged."