💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Four miscarriages now? Really?
This idiotic womanbaby is telling an 83 year old writer who won the National Book Award and was a finalist for three Pulitzers to "grow up." Fucking hilarious. She should jump in front of a bus or actually get the cancer she's always whining about. I remember I used to think it was silly when old people were superstitious about even saying the word lest it somehow summon it, but now I wish that were true at least about Becky.
 
My mental health meds work fucjing GREAT, screams woman who is obviously not helped by the meds and is, instead, plainly histrionic, unstable, and deeply deeply miserable.
Similarly, I am fat and gorgeous and don't give a fuck, screams woman who begs not to step on a scale and face the objective magnitude of her fatness.
 
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Translated from Becky to Reality: how do I properly lie about mental health conditions to manipulate family and friends??

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I'm not sure, Becky, but I do recall that hCG levels usually remain elevated for a while when someone has a real miscarriage instead of a made-up one. So thanks for the confirmation you are full of shit.

Also, LOL at asking Twitter for medical advice instead of the Dr who ran the test.
 
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I'm not sure, Becky, but I do recall that hCG levels usually remain elevated for a while when someone has a real miscarriage instead of a made-up one. So thanks for the confirmation you are full of shit.

Also, LOL at asking Twitter for medical advice instead of the Dr who ran the test.
I misread the second post as “low Hog levels.” Which seems unlikely for many reasons.
 
Also, LOL at asking Twitter for medical advice instead of the Dr who ran the test.
That's because she knows the doctor would tell her the "horrible" truth: lose weight, quit weed, and stop eating fatty pork take-out if you want to produce demon-spawn.

Her hcg levels may be low, but her HOG levels are sky-high!

EDIT; @Tragi-Chan beat me to the joke!
 
Yikes, that's not harassment. He said some very problematic things. That's just accountability.
It's only harassment if it happens to someone Becky likes. Otherwise, they're just a Nazi gamergate shitlord who deserves to die for having different opinions!
 
Yikes, that's not harassment. He said some very problematic things. That's just accountability.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say there is a chance there may not have been a miscarriage, either, but as it’s Becky who somehow managed to determine its cause with absolute certainty before it even happened, I had to use the nomenclature of the Victimized One for this particular piece of autism.
 
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say there is a chance there may not have been a miscarriage, either, but as it’s Becky who somehow managed to determine its cause with absolute certainty before it even happened, I had to use the nomenclature of the Victimized One for this particular piece of autism.
She’d have needed to be pregnant to begin with in order to miscarry, and the God of Israel will never allow a shiksa pretender’s spawn to carry a proud Hebrew name.
 
A Becky story in two parts.

Act 1: I'm super healthy and fine, y'all! My poison womb is a mystery!

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Act 2: My liver is fucked

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High Alkaline Phosphatase indicates liver disease or failure. Not sure why she's talking about cancer (I guess that could be an issue also?), more likely it means she's substance-abusing herself to death or got hepatitis.

If she has cirrhosis in her 30s... holy shit. That would really spice up the Becky saga.
 
A Becky story in two parts.

Act 1: I'm super healthy and fine, y'all! My poison womb is a mystery!

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Act 2: My liver is fucked

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High Alkaline Phosphatase indicates liver disease or failure. Not sure why she's talking about cancer (I guess that could be an issue also?), more likely it means she's substance-abusing herself to death or got hepatitis.

If she has cirrhosis in her 30s... holy shit. That would really spice up the Becky saga.
Becky is fixated on cancer and is the holy grail of exploitable maladies for her for some reason, considering a person in the midst of any sort of cancer treatment can be picked out at fifty paces and her addiction to Instagram will not help her sell the story of being ill when her ever-expanding flabby gunt is on display for all to see.
 
Fat, fair, and pushing forty. I predict a cholecystectomy in Becky's future. She's pretty much the textbook patient.

There's no reason to suspect it would be likely to be anything rarer and more severe, which is why they don't think it's urgent to see her. If she's not having gallstone pain, surgical practices are backed up right now and no one's going to be able to fix a non-urgent issue like this for months anyway.
 
A Becky story in two parts.

Act 1: I'm super healthy and fine, y'all! My poison womb is a mystery!

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Act 2: My liver is fucked

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High Alkaline Phosphatase indicates liver disease or failure. Not sure why she's talking about cancer (I guess that could be an issue also?), more likely it means she's substance-abusing herself to death or got hepatitis.

If she has cirrhosis in her 30s... holy shit. That would really spice up the Becky saga.
A non-imaginary health condition that isn't caused by her being fat?

Congrats Becky, you're so toxic that your liver is tapping out.
 
Wew lads, she was quick to delete those capped tweets when she realized they implied raging alcoholism instead of a sympathetic condition.

Truth has no place on Becky's timeline.
 
I don't really see Bex as an alcoholic. Her constant tweets are donkey-brained but I'd expect them to be mispelled and nonsensical if she was constantly blotto.
She just looked up whatever sounded scary on WebMD, and then DFE once she realized that "pickled liver" isn't as good at harvesting asspats and free stuff like "cancer" does.
 
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