Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

Just what I needed! An informative TikTok on how to prevent my asshole from tearing while getting my pudding pounded.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Fuck the nogs and fuck zog. Sell crack. Sustain yourself

 

[Trombonista]

I did not expect to read this today

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

SORRY HORSE LADY I KNOW I JUST PUT A RING ON YOU BUT I GOTTA GO CHASE A RETARD MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Trombonista]

co-workers are gonna ask how my weekend was and I will have no way to answer

 

[Cold Root Beer]

well, I didn't beat her or call her bad names while doing it, so it's not sexual assault.

 

[Trombonista]

People really gotta stop this weird mental image of prisons being filled with testostrone filled men willing to rape and murder anything with a pulse. Most prisoners will behave so they get out asap so they can go and rape and murder people with ACTUAL potential, not a pasty little autistic faggot like Chris.

 

[3MMA]

Sonichu can't save you chris.

 

[Trombonista]

I guess my birthday wish for Luna to pass somehow got converted to Chris getting busted for fucking Barb since Luna is still seizing away in August

 

[Trombonista]

Every time one of you stumble onto another WTAF Sammieverse character, it renews my sense that life is worth living. How could a person ever be bored as long as these people exist and have public FB profiles?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Women are kind of like Pokémon. You collect them, you train them and if you need to defend yourself against a woman, just throw another in her way.

 

[ogmudbone]

I thought this thread would be about cocaine, man i am disappointed.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I like how many ugly people are celebrities now. Makes it real easy to not care

 

[Trombonista]

Welcome to kiwifarms, where the ratings are made up and the shitposts don't matter!

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I thought this thread would be about cocaine, man i am disappointed.

Everything is about cocaine if you do enough cocaine

 

[Trombonista]

You get your information from a photographer that wrote about 100 vaginas.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What if you have one big boob and one small boob, do you end up dripping with cock? I must know!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A kind man living next to a sewer taught me how to read and count to 10. The rest is just my genius.
I fondle tits and suck dicks for living, sometimes I get food from kind locals.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A "birthworker" is a fine appellation for a sexless termite eunuch, storing away glassy, rice-shaped eggs as the queen shits them out.

 

[Trombonista]

Hey guys I'm starting to think it might not be a great idea to deliberately cultivate a site full of people too autistic for Kiwi Farms.