Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

I think something we can all agree on is, fresh baked, well-made cookies are a truly wonderful thing.

Unless you shit them out in your pants while trying to rape your sister or beat your father.

 

[ManShrike]

your lack of self awareness is showing, Dunce Danny.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Kiwifarms vs troons or how I spend my 20s on a outdated website.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

”I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon while staring him in the eyes”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm so tired of stupid people

 

[Trombonista]

I don't watch much basketball but what goes down on the court must be a whole lot different than I imagined if she's worried about HIV transmission.

The penalty for traveling has changed significantly.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Damn you null you bastard come back here and answer for your crimes ~ lolcow

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Pops used to always say, "Son, don't ever use money, force, or lies to get pussy."

 

[Trombonista]

She was in the 'vaccines give you autism' camp for the longest time. (jokes on you, mom, i didn't get any vaccines and still came out an exceptional individual)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Go back to reddit, faggot.

I might as well already be there with how you speds are acting lmfao

 

[Trombonista]

I wish I had the time to keep up with 5 Facebook accounts. Not that I would, I just want that time.

 

[Trombonista]

just because I love to laugh at stupid people doesn't mean I can't have a soft side.

 

[Trombonista]

My favorite part is her presenting her chadly date with a plate of vegetables (HA!!) and he goes, "...anybody got some ranch??"

Dude, you know this bitch has ranch, look at her. It's her fucking blood type.

 

[Trombonista]

The fuck's this, Higurashi no Naku Fujo ni? Fuck it, I'm in

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The last bastion I relied on for sources of scientific achievement has been skewered. My heart looks like an acupuncturist's pin cushion.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

Does ↓this↓ count as a 'line'?
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[Trombonista]

@nohull is such a titanic faggot that even the 18 naked cowboys at the Ram Ranch would tell him to fuck off and stop being a homo.

 

[Trombonista]

Antivaxxers: lol I choose not to live in fear like the rest of you sheep

Also antivaxxers: Help! Help! Big Bird is trying to kill me!

 

[Trombonista]

Go talk to your doctor and not a gossip forum on the internet you fucking sped.

"Dear Kiwi Farms can you take a break from writing letters to an autist who raped his mother and literally killing trans people to give me important medical advice?"

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

How about this 'line'?

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