🎨 Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

But I shipped him with Frogman! Are you telling me that my ship isn't valid? You are just a homophobic bigot!

Yes, I am telling you your ship is 100% invalid. And, no I am NOT a homophobic bigot at all. Far from it. I just know and love my characters the way I know them to have always been. And I wrote the story of how Wogglebug married the Beetle Princess of the Insect Kingdom a long time ago. I can't help it if it is a movie that will come into the series pretty late though. It's just such a big event for Wogglebug. And the Wogglebug and Frogman are just plain not gay anymore than either of them are or ever will be religious is just what I am saying. And I just wish YOU all would stop your whining and just accept them the way they really are and always will be. I made the Frogman the Wogglebug's best friend because I want to give him all he needs. And that doesn't make him gay. They are just good friends. End of discussion.

 

[Miss Misery]

the Wogglebug and Frogman are just plain not gay anymore

Straight from the hippo's mouth!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And, no I am NOT a homophobic bigot at all.

Lack of gay characters is hardly the only problem. You know, your villains are pretty much all antisemitic stereotypes. I missed it with Antibo but with the most recent movie it can't be more obvious. Let's go down the rabbit hole, shall we? I'm sourcing everything so nobody can say I'm making it up.

1. Antibo
- Big, hooked nose
- Short and malformed like in old antisemitic propaganda
- Attempts to take over the kingdom
- Uses deception and provokes conflicts to achieve his goals

2. Dorian
- Practices Kabbalah.
- Captures children for ritualistic practices
- Greedy (his main motivation is gold)
- Rules the world from the shadows

3. Leticia
- Controls town's financial system by monopolizing housing market
- Profiteers by exploiting those that need her services
- Spreads a disease
+ everything Dorian does.

Seriously, if ADL got their hands on all this Woggy would become another hate symbol right next to Pepe the Frog.
Now when I think about it, Knowitall's accent makes some more sense. Was he moved from Oz to Genoma during Operation Paperclip? Is Wogglebug some sort of Wunderwaffe?

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

The elf side kick also looks very gay, I think he needs a boyfriend. Elves are super gay, that's a fact.
Also your main cast of characters needs more people of color. Lack of POCs is a good way to be censored by the woke crowd. Just sayin.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yes, I am telling you your ship is 100% invalid.

You sure about that?

I made the Frogman the Wogglebug's best friend because I want to give him all he needs.

And sometimes, just so happens that what the Wogglebug needs is a good ol' hot dicking up his bunghole. Many things could be said about the Frogman, but no one ever claimed he was a selfish lover, he'll give his friend a good reach-around as they climax in perfect harmony.

 

[Blood Debts]

Cherie, you constantly insist you don't need this forum and declare you aren't coming back, yet there you are at 2-3 in the morning arguing about how Wogglefag isn't getting his asshole satisfied by his gay Frogman lover. The idea of you losing sleep over this is really fucking hilarious.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Yes, I am telling you your ship is 100% invalid.

Your Wogglebug character is just your own personal interpretation/headcanon of a character L. Frank Baum created over a century ago. If your interpretation of the Baum's Wogglebug is valid, then so is @macguyver16's interpretation of yours.

In fact, it could be argued his is more intrinsically valid than yours, since you are taking Baum's character and wildly changing both the character and the setting he exists in, whereas macguyver16 is only changing a minor aspect of your character by making him a proud member of the LGBTQIAWF+ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Wogglegender, Frogmansexual) community.

Sorry Cherie. You're overruled. I find macguyver16's character to be both 100% valid and also more wholesome and kid friendly than yours, since he is living his truth instead of staying in the Wogglecloset.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Sorry Cherie. You're overruled. I find macguyver16's character to be both 100% valid and also more wholesome and kid friendly than yours, since he is living his truth instead of staying in the Wogglecloset.

No, I'm not. I do at least have a whole legion of my own fans who love my vision of the Wogglebug and don't care that he is not gay and will thus marry the beetle princess and not the Frogman and they accept it that way. My fan base I'm willing to bet is more populated than this thread.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

No, I'm not. I do at least have a whole legion of my own fans who love my vision of the Wogglebug and don't care that he is not gay and will thus marry the beetle princess and not the Frogman and they accept it that way. My fan base I'm willing to bet is more populated than this thread.

I think you'd lose that bet. Also, did you like my fanart?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Also, did you like my fanart?

No. Absolutely not.

 

[Kyururu-kun]

No. Absolutely not.

Jealous of the quality, are we?

 

[s0mbra]

Yes, I am telling you your ship is 100% invalid. And, no I am NOT a homophobic bigot at all. Far from it. I just know and love my characters the way I know them to have always been. And I wrote the story of how Wogglebug married the Beetle Princess of the Insect Kingdom a long time ago. I can't help it if it is a movie that will come into the series pretty late though. It's just such a big event for Wogglebug. And the Wogglebug and Frogman are just plain not gay anymore than either of them are or ever will be religious is just what I am saying. And I just wish YOU all would stop your whining and just accept them the way they really are and always will be. I made the Frogman the Wogglebug's best friend because I want to give him all he needs. And that doesn't make him gay. They are just good friends. End of discussion.

>Your ship is 100% invalid

Well, Cynthia, let me tell you a little something about fandom...

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

>Your ship is 100% invalid

Well, Cynthia, let me tell you a little something about fandom...

Not to mention: Fanfiction or specifically slashfiction.

No. Absolutely not.

Aw man, it was so much work, I think I'll provide some more in the future, it's an aquired taste, but you will also soon enough enjoy it.
In the meantime how about something more prosaic? There's a tool that can automatically write short stories and I am quite happy with the result:

Wogglebug took his gay lover Frogman into his arms and embraced him in a big, gay, lust-filled hug.
"Oh, please rattle me prostate" he softly whispered into the ears of his homosexual partner, "and I will dance the chocolate mambo in your cloaka like only my weird spiral bug dick can."
"Aye, aye, Captain" his partner replied with a knowing grin, as he stroked the Captain's genitals. "It is our way, to share our bodies. It is a way to strengthen our gay love."
Captain Wogglebug reached into his mouth, and pulled out an entire tube of pink condom lubricant. "Do you want a taste of the love juice?" "Nay, no" Frogman replied in a gay sing song. "I already got some in the mouth of my sexy lover." "Oh, yeah!" Wogglebug laughed. "Funny, but I have some for you, too" Wogglebug and Frogman took off their clothes as quickly as they could. It was such a pleasure to be naked in the presence of their partner. For the first time in weeks, they were together, in the same room, naked and in the presence of each other.

 

[Overcast]

Have you considered making Wogglebug or Frogman trangendered?

One of them would be a true and honest woman and therefore it wouldn't be a gay relationship!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Yes, I am telling you your ship is 100% invalid. And, no I am NOT a homophobic bigot at all. Far from it. I just know and love my characters the way I know them to have always been. And I wrote the story of how Wogglebug married the Beetle Princess of the Insect Kingdom a long time ago. I can't help it if it is a movie that will come into the series pretty late though. It's just such a big event for Wogglebug. And the Wogglebug and Frogman are just plain not gay anymore than either of them are or ever will be religious is just what I am saying. And I just wish YOU all would stop your whining and just accept them the way they really are and always will be. I made the Frogman the Wogglebug's best friend because I want to give him all he needs. And that doesn't make him gay. They are just good friends. End of discussion.

Sorry but your ship is 100% invalid. There's more people here that are accepting of Woggie and his gay love for Froggie. So by the transitive qualities of logic that means we're in the majority. And because reality matches what the majority thinks Woggie and Froggie are gay lovers.

End of story.

 

[dflatline]

As Death Of The Author suggests Cynthia's intent doesn't need to be given any special status when interpreting a work. It's clear to me that regardless of what Cynthia says there's a definite and explicit gay subtext suggesting that the woggle bug is hot for frog cock. Really gagging for that slimy green pickle penis

 

[1 Guy 1 Taco]

No, I'm not. I do at least have a whole legion of my own fans who love my vision of the Wogglebug and don't care that he is not gay and will thus marry the beetle princess and not the Frogman and they accept it that way. My fan base I'm willing to bet is more populated than this thread.

I hate to break it to you but Wogglebug got me drunk and split my ass wide open with his big chode. He confided in me that he can't be open about his homosexuality but his Jewish enemies will use that information as a weapon to prevent him from regaining control of the holy kingdom (something he was promised when he went by his original name of Abraam and made a covenant with the one true god). I understand that you're hesitant to embrace the utter gayness of your beloved Woggleebug because you believe that one day he will love you. Unfortunately, he would prefer a gallon of frog jizz instead of your sour puss and that's just true facts. I believe we here at KF know the Wogglebug better than you do and it's time you accept that.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

No, I'm not. I do at least have a whole legion of my own fans who love my vision of the Wogglebug and don't care that he is not gay and will thus marry the beetle princess and not the Frogman and they accept it that way. My fan base I'm willing to bet is more populated than this thread.

You use the term "legion" as if you have more than five fans. Have you ever actually seen a fan base? They make their own art and media based on the original work. The only semblance of fan base this shitty bug has is here. We're your only fans. We give you critique and art and fan theories and even ships. Is that why you keep coming back to place even though you wish us to commit suicide?

 

[WogglebugLover]

You use the term "legion" as if you have more than five fans. Have you ever actually seen a fan base? They make their own art and media based on the original work. The only semblance of fan base this shitty bug has is here. We're your only fans. We give you critique and art and fan theories and even ships. Is that why you keep coming back to place even though you wish us to commit suicide?

None of that is at all true. And I really do have plenty more than just 5 fans. I've met a lot of them on my Discord and I plan to encourage them soon to make more posts in my own forum at my own website. And you all may be giving me those things you listed here but I still have the perfect right to outright reject them wholeheartedly. I've known the Wogglebug better than all of you and most Oz fans since I was 12 years old.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

They are just good friends.

I see what you did there.