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You want to eat a sausage? Eat a fucking sausage!
Law
Congress/Sessions Recieve Formal Request to Investigate Clinton, Comey, Lynch, McCabe, Sztrok & Page
strongest opposition to Orban is a *further* right wing party lol
It's going down, down, down... wait no it's not.
AI was a mistake
Activist Tool Still Doesn't Realize He's a Tool
Goes about as well as you'd expect
Warrant issued at orders of Special council
"I don't want to set the worrrld on firrreeee~"
lol get fucked China
Disaster
Refugees set for possible multi-million NHS payout because midwives didn’t tell them to feed baby
drunk of peace
He became a literal faggot
lol tmobile
The entire apartment complex had to be razed.
Bob Geldoff was never #woke enough
Another Columbine fanboy, wrote journal for the plan.
Disaster
Feces found in counterfeit makeup (MAC, UD, NARS, Kylie Jenner) sold in LA Fashion District
Bitches be literally smearing shit on their faces.
Germany officially cucks it's police force in favour of Afghani dindu
Disaster
Incest Suspect Accused of Impregnating Daughter Kills Her and Their Infant Son in Murder-Suicide
Now he'll never be a pro weightlifter or biological woman
In other news: Local Norwegian Lawyer Gets Free Beer for Life
Apparently even in Canada Hipsters do not inspire confidence
Fallout from 2017 fire season
The Soulless One, The Heartless One, and The Cashless One
- Bloqueado
Huge Even For A Man
needs a side of chilled monkey brains tbh
*arming teachers joke goes here*
Disaster
Man ‘team-killed and virtually teabagged’ female journalist during shocking in-game rampage
boom headshot
PEANUT BUTTER IS THE XYKLON B OF THIS ERA
He's The Latest Victim of The #MeToo Movement
Everything is racist. Everything has to do with slavery. It’s not fair.
Not even regulation size baseball bats, but those tiny ones you buy at the souvenier stand
Your taxpayer dollars at work
Craigslist and Furry Sites shutting down Personals Section because of "Sex Trafficking Law"
Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooooo....
He tard rages, she gets punched. Now they may go to court.
Celebrated Pulse Night Club Massacre
Culture
Flowers and card left outside pensioner’s home for burglar ‘stabbed to death’ in Hither Green
What the Fuck is Wrong with the UK
This is the worst kind of gassy
Becoming a sidewalk-kebab is just part and parcel of living in the city
Nice reviews you have there, bud. Shame if something were to happen to them, eh?
Science
Alzheimer’s Disease Damage Completely Erased in Human Cells by Changing Structure of One Protein
she won't be outdone by her male counterpart
Mickey's Breaking Bad
Apparently they CAN still steal, though?
Science
Filipino cult claims to have mastered invisibility by keeping corpse chunks in their mouths.
Also increases punching power
Excuse me, I was promised a Trade War
Vanity and Hedonism combined
Can't defend yourself in London no matter what.
United Cuckdom strikes again
83-year-old says, "It Was Splendid"
Latest insights from the land of shit-shitters
BECAUSE WE NEED SOME FUCKING HAPPY NEWS FOR ONCE
Current year Britbongland can’t handle jokes or dolls
Disaster
Public College Photography Prof: How about you analyze photos of my dick? No but really, for a grade
Your next assignment: Take photos of 10 penises or vaginas, start with your classmates.
surprisingly he's not from India.
Quick someone tell @amud
Will weens try to get a DNA swab of Chris' DNA?
They did, in fact, do something.
Democracy dies in darkness. Good, Xi's better.
- Bloqueado
The Incel Dream with Extra Africa!
To the great Black Hole in the Sky
Now the world needs to cater to the infertile.
Brother of famous LoL player kills his mother and father with a knife.
Everyone Is In On It Apparently
UN
Children report their parents to authorities after being ‘made to watch’ Islamic State beheadings
Also fed anti-British, extremist views
An Tso Sun's defense attorney has said his client said he was "just kidding"
Why is incest wrong between same-sex siblings?
Many with right-wing ideology know how to use irony
Big Brother is Spellchecking You, Citizen
March is on pace to do the same. Just part and parcel of living in a big city.
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TV news anchors forced to recite a speech about 'false news' controlling 'exactly what people think'
Culture
A(us)BC forced to delete children's Facebook page after rap about white privilege and teleporting
*teleports behind you*
I seriously hope this is fake news.