Culture Pregnancy April Fools Joke Triggers The Twitterverse - Now the world needs to cater to the infertile.

Arie from The Bachelor did the most predictable and banal April Fools ever and did the fake pregnancy thing.

That was enough to kick off a twitter REEE storm about how abusive it is to women who can't get pregnant. Now ABC News and every leakyboob blogspot seems to be getting in on it to signal boost how the world has to cater to every woman who's ovaries or womb is defective.

I mean, we eat every day. Is that a slap in the face to those with digestive disorders?


https://www.today.com/popculture/ba...-faces-more-outrage-after-april-fools-t126256

Spoiler: Twitter REEE

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/Fa...okes-funny-women-struggling/story?id=38085191

http://community.today.com/post/infertility-and-april-fools-dont-mix

I hate to admit it, but I too have done this. I remember calling my sister shortly after my husband and I were married to tell her our "news." Maybe it was funny at the time, but as the years went by and my womb remained empty this prank became cruel and nowhere near funny.

https://www.babble.com/parenting/fake-pregnancy-announcement-april-fools-day/

Then there are those who, like me, who don’t comment. Because the fake pregnancy post is a slap in the face. Another stab to the heart.


A fake pregnancy announcement is a reminder to many women, myself included, that pregnancy may very well never become part of our story. Perhaps this is because a disease, a disability, or an unexplained medical condition has stolen our opportunity to conceive and birth a biological child.

The virtue signalling is real...

 

[Plague Spectrum]

Wow...what has the world come to. Can’t even do the old “I’m pregnant” April fools gig without a SJW crawling up your back and going ”REEEEEEEE NO GUY WANTS TO GO NEAR ME AND GET ME PREGNANT/ REEEEEE IM INFERTILE SO I CANT TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.” What a world.

Like god damn. It’s just an April fools joke. I’ve seen shit done like this for years, why didn’t you have a problem then? Oh that’s right. You weren’t pussies.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Wait a minute, isn't getting pregnant a submission to the patriarchy and automatic resignation to the kitchen? Make up your mind social justice.

 

[sperginity]

Cue troons claiming to be "infertile women" instead of biological males....

 

[Some JERK]

Maybe God doesn't want you to reproduce because you're a humorless fucking asshole?

 

[Catetive]

Just fucking adopt a kid if you can't get pregnant. Jesus. These reeing infertile clowns who spend a fortune just to try and spurt out a kid with their own insignificant genes are more selfish than anyone doing an April Fools joke.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There really is no chance of pleasing humorless Twatter users.

 

[Zarkov]

They should have gone with an abortion joke. Abortion is supposed to be the ultimate fuck you to those heartless hetero-normative crusaders, I bet they would've been showered with praise.

 

[vertexwindi]

Just fucking adopt a kid if you can't get pregnant. Jesus. These reeing infertile clowns who spend a fortune just to try and spurt out a kid with their own insignificant genes are more selfish than anyone doing an April Fools joke.

To be fair the process of adopting a child is a huge pain in the ass and expensive. Not much more of a pain or fortune than trying to fix your shit genes, though.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Cue troons claiming to be "infertile women" instead of biological males....

Some of them already do that.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Lol we truly live in the worst of timeline if a women cant make the pregnacy joke without twisting a few panties.

Besides the infertile women, what about those who want to be childfree? Are people going to ree at them for not having kids?

 

[Wallace]

We're all ableist oppressors to the dead. Check your living privilege!

 

[GodWarrior]

I wonder if infertility is like a micro-penis for women?

 

[MG 620]

Everything is offensive to the twitter idiots. The pregnancy "joke", be it April Fool's or not, has been around for ever.

 

[Dysnomia]

Wow...what has the world come to. Can’t even do the old “I’m pregnant” April fools gig without a SJW crawling up your back and going ”REEEEEEEE NO GUY WANTS TO GO NEAR ME AND GET ME PREGNANT/ REEEEEE IM INFERTILE SO I CANT TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.” What a world.

Like god damn. It’s just an April fools joke. I’ve seen shit done like this for years, why didn’t you have a problem then? Oh that’s right. You weren’t pussies.

I'm wondering how many of these screeching harpies are infertile because they weigh 400 lbs.

I'm also very surprised that the REEEEEEing isn't spearheaded by troons who will never push a bundle of joy through the festering blind alley that is their neo-vagina.

Some of them already do that.

Well when science can't give you a manwomb and your girldick (if you haven't gotten the chop yet ) is all screwed up from hormones I guess you are out of other options that describe your fertility status as a true and honest woman.

Unfortunately anything comedy related has been under fire for years. I'm starting to wonder what jokes are actually ok because everything is offensive now.

The joke was not aimed at making fun of infertile women because they can't have babies. No one was singled out. It was a woman making a joke about her own womb. It's not like she posted a fake pregnancy tweet about someone she knew to be infertile as a cruel joke. Why is everything taken personally now even when it's not about anyone else in particular? What a bunch of babies.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

People get offended so easily now it’s hilarious.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

They should have gone with an abortion joke. Abortion is supposed to be the ultimate fuck you to those heartless hetero-normative crusaders, I bet they would've been showered with praise.

I was aborted.

April Fool's! I was, unfortunately, born.

 

[Dysnomia]

People get offended so easily now it’s hilarious.

Maybe they are the joke now. If we can't laugh at comedy anymore then maybe we should just laugh at all the triggering comedy causes.

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

I suggest them officially redefine the word "joke" as "horrible harmful lie" and only then screech.
But they nearly made it anyway.

 

[Lunete]

A fake pregnancy announcement is a reminder to many women, myself included, that pregnancy may very well never become part of our story. Perhaps this is because a disease, a disability, or an unexplained medical condition has stolen our opportunity to conceive and birth a biological child.

Or maybe it's because your a humorless cunt who no man wants to touch with a thirty-two and a half foot poll?