Most cursed lolcow items - The Sonichu medallion is very demonic and radiates evil but it's not the only infamous lolcow item. Talk about the others here

[Angry Lurker]

The Classic red and blue shirt.

 

[Laburnum]

Ralph's bowling trophy.

Sargon's iconic Applebee's suit.

 

[Agares]

Burt Obeng's whistle.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Dale's hairpiece and / or his bottom lip

 

[Average Russian Spy]

The hat, tie and suit combo.
Alone, these items hold no power, but combined, the wearer is cursed, forever forced to play a character that should have died long ago,

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

For me, it has to be, in no particular order:
1. Cyraxx’s crackerjack chain (as dubbed by Music Biz Marty, RIP)
2. The stream clip of Boogie saying “one for me and one for my hooker” (Welcome To The Sub Club!)
3. Ronnie Radke’s music (I like to think this as one of the reasons Brad Taste in Music is perpetually circling the drain)
4. Puppychan’s McDonald’s meal (tw: food; pup’s gotta eat)
5. Nick Bate’s guitar (to make truly, truly awful songs)
6. Randy Stair’s shotgun (over 200 shotgun shells and couldn’t kill more than 3 people, what a fucking faggot and ultimately despicable person)
7. Chris-Chan’s body pillow (y’all know the one I’m talking about hopefully)
8. Amberlynn Reid’s weight scale (that thing has gone through more trials and tribulations than her)
9. Daniel Larson’s (multiple?) phones
10. Terry A. Davis’ TempleOS (RIP)
That’s all I got, thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

 

[Obscene Majesty]

Daniel Larson's toothbrush.

Brandon Hole's AR with all the pony stickers on it.

YandereDev and PirateSoftware's code.

Feastables and Prime.

The Tesla Cybertruck. All of them. Every. Single. One.

 

[souschef]

10. Terry A. Davis’ TempleOS (RIP)

What you mean cursed? Is the most blessed operational system ever made, it's code allows you to communicate with god

 

[Artaius]

The turd Nick Bate's presented to a judge is the most cursed of all objects.

 

[Spunt]

- Lou Gagliardi's pile of greasy, discarded iPads
- Jake Alley's "The Massive vs The Masses"
- Vicky Markhoff's stinky pooner wheelchair
- Roy Phillipose's armchair
- Dan Mullen's sinks

 

[Taser Confetti]

Not really a lolcow per-say but anything from Pazuzu Algarad's house is definitely cursed.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Ross's umm, uh, basically, uh, uhma basically, stutter, um, basically...

 

[Neuropol]

The eBook "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: and How I Became Falsely Known as Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy", the mere existence of which has trapped this website in an unending legal dumpster fire.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Chantal’s back scratcher and the moldy blue pot

 

[Artaius]

Fuente's hand-held blacklight cum finder 3,000.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Daniel Larson's pocket pussy that he kept in his backpack, as well as some of the anal beads that were displayed on his dresser in some of his videeos.

 

[Spatula]

Idubbz gold tooth.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Turkey Tom's blood/cum rag.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Any of Patrick S. Tomlinsons mom-jeans.

He doesn't wear underwear.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

The Toupee that was feasing


Either that or the fucking red hat