Most cursed lolcow items - The Sonichu medallion is very demonic and radiates evil but it's not the only infamous lolcow item. Talk about the others here

[Peewee Herman]

Post pictures of the artifact and explain why it's infamous preferably the most cursed pictures you can find!

My submission is Cyraxx's poopy stylus that he used to suicide bait with. The face he made while sincerely threatening to kill himself with that pen is the stuff of legends

 

[The Un-Clit]

All of Chris's Artfacts of Fail are cursed.

The Balldo is probably the newest one.

Colton/Amanda Lochmann's "Rod of Pain"?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cyraxx's bedbug-infested, scab-and-pissed covered mattress that he says the ice bullet is stuck in. And his racing wheel.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The Sonichu medallion by far. It's the only one that has escaped containment.

 

[Spatula]

My submission is King Cobras hat

 

[Hostile Takeover]

The gun that Boogie fired a warning shot from.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

My submission is King Cobras hat

I was going to say his bug infested throne. If there were 4 horsemen of the lolcow apocalypse, he would be pestilence.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I was going to say his bug infested throne. If there were 4 horsemen of the lolcow apocalypse, he would be pestilence.

Famine would be Ashley Isaac's stomach.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Famine would be Ashley Isaac's stomach.

My first thought was Eugenia Cooney but we're on the same page.

 

[Peewee Herman]

This thread has been an awesome throwback I completely forgot about boogie's revolver and the frank hassle situation.

Does anyone remember Shmorky's yarn wig? That thing was cursed as fuck

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

There is a cursed poorly crafted artifact that every stalker child desires. Behold! The fatirondack chairs of the Milwaukee rage pig and obese failed author, Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Krystal]

Pamperchu's diapers and in turn, his collection.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I feel like the medallion is an obvious choice here.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

DSP's not-a-nazi hat.

 

[Colon capital V]

Not an item, but a concept.
Anyone that has been caught attempting to "1-up" Yandere Simulator's game by making a "better" version of it either gave up or got caught in their own retarded Discord drama.

 

[RussianParasite]

There is a cursed poorly crafted artifact that every stalker child desires. Behold! The fatirondack chairs of the Milwaukee rage pig and obese failed author, Patrick Tomlinson.

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If you actually sit on them the treated wood could slowly do damage to your health, and if you try burning the artifacts they will release a poisonous gas. Cursed indeed.

I submit for your consideration Jake Alley’s coolie hat. While this casual display of racism at a family wedding is cool, trooning out is not. Handle with extreme caution.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

The legends say if you actually put Bossmanjack's door on its hinges, it will form a portal to your crack dealer.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Whoever bought the Sonic Totem on ebay is probably fucking dead

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Jin's Twilight Sparkle plushie for sure

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Since some of you aren't taking it seriously anyway:

• The OG Khord Kitty fursuit
• Shmorky's tablet (as it was used to draw stinky diapers and many other horrors)
• The camera used to take those 'thirst' Shuwu photos
• Momokun assassinating cosplayer careers
• The Sweater
• The VlogTV wanking Hontra sessions
• The 100 Days of Girlhood cans
• Quinton Reviews' sexdoll