Most cursed lolcow items - The Sonichu medallion is very demonic and radiates evil but it's not the only infamous lolcow item. Talk about the others here

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Couch Cuck’s Glock 19.

 

[Fag Albert]

man its an older one but fatmans collection of skidmarked boxers that hed show off

 

[Peewee Herman]

Wings of redemption's chair, one shudders to imagine the amount of sweat that has leeched into the leather on that thing

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

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Whoever bought the Sonic Totem on ebay is probably fucking dead

Some youtuber who did Chris content bought it in like 2016 or 2017 for $1000. He got a touch of the troll remorse and deleted his channel later. It's bothering me I can't remember his name. It might have been a curse rather than troll's remorse.

I got another entry from the Fativerse. Shane Nokes's BUTTer knife.

Edit: it hit me in a flash of autism when I was driving. Youtuber named d-stecks bought the totem.

 

[Jack Noir]

There is a cursed poorly crafted artifact that every stalker child desires. Behold! The fatirondack chairs of the Milwaukee rage pig and obese failed author, Patrick Tomlinson.

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Enjoy sitting, stalker child.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

DSP's not-a-nazi hat.

As opposed to the OG vest-streak vest which got him to meet 276 consecutive tip goals only to be ended by a boring ass paper mario game.

 

[Agares]

Pamperchu's onesie.

 

[macrodegenerate]

A subtle but small one as the yandere dev cum chalice.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The Balldo is probably the newest one.

From the google maps pin for Racket's crack den. I'm assuming the guy here is the Balldo's creator. Look at this fucking picture. It's like the fucking painting from Ghostbusters 2

 

[TETRABAX]

Ralph's ring

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Ralph's ring

Ralph's thumb

 

[Axiom.]

Ralph's thumb

Ralph's gunt

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I think Amy Ramadan's wooden spoon belongs here (maybe?). Her thread is dead but there's a chance she's still beating her kids with it

 

[Drip Torch]

This thread has been an awesome throwback I completely forgot about boogie's revolver and the frank hassle situation.

Does anyone remember Shmorky's yarn wig? That thing was cursed as fuck
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Tim Pool's beanie cap

 

[Sithis]

Do Sonichu medallions have to pass through Chris's hands to be cursed or is there some demon who is bonded to the very concept of Sonichu now?

 

[part timer]

Do Sonichu medallions have to pass through Chris's hands to be cursed...?

I do not believe so. The medallion merely acts as a conduit for the evil that was invited into our reality during the dimensional merge, similar to how the crucifix acts as a ward against evil.

 

[Gargarensis]

Ralph's stolen purse should be added to the list as well. Can you imagine the horrors some poor Portuguese woman must have faced due to that thing?

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Spoony's robot, Burton

 

[Barry Williams]

Edit: it hit me in a flash of autism when I was driving. Youtuber named d-stecks bought the totem.

D-Stecks also gave Chris a considerable sum of money to continue the Sonichu comic series. At the time Chris was soliciting commissions for X amount to complete a new page and D-Stecks literally bought like a hundred of them. I do not know if the Sonichu comic money is the same as when he bought the Totem or if those are two separate sums of money.

The only person to have bought something of Chris' and end with a positive note is the guy who bought Chris' entire collection of Gen 1 Pokemon cards because Chris being the moron he is managed to undervalue them so the buyer just flipped them after mugging for attention in a couple of YouTube videos.

 

[.iota.]

this is my top ten cursed lolcow items list, presented without commentary ...

tommy tooter's filthy rastacap:


smurf in hand's, well ... hands:


luna slater's bridge piercing:


melinda scott's bare feet:


kelly ronahan's legs stumps:


amy ramadan's wooden spoon:


ethan ralph's "genuine" $35,000 family heirloom:


dylan hafertepen's silicone-injected scrotum:


hollie dance's infatuation with purple (and her dead son):


john s. bulla's porn collection: