Most cursed lolcow items - The Sonichu medallion is very demonic and radiates evil but it's not the only infamous lolcow item. Talk about the others here

[Cascade]

That BlueWolf's plate.

 

[Fag Albert]

ethan ralph's "genuine" $35,000 family heirloom:

Paw-Paw Clyde's magic ring might be more powerful than the amnyfest ring

 

[isalaide]

The fucking medallion. That thing is definitely a paranormal artifact by now.

 

[Seafarer]

Dax Herrera’s cow suit.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

I like how none of you guys mentioned the items that two of the stickers were based on, such as Anthony LoGatto's tophat and Chris-Chan's perineum piercing. The latter might be even more cursed than ten Sonichu medallions combined.

EtA: A third one, any of TJ Church's teeth. This one was less obvious, but will guarantee to curse you with unending tooth decay.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I like how none of you guys mentioned the items that two of the stickers were based on, such as Anthony LoGatto's tophat and Chris-Chan's perineum piercing. The latter might be even more cursed than ten Sonichu medallions combined.

Well, I DID say ALL the Relics of Fail were cursed, the 'un-clit' piercing is one of those. My damn namesake in fact!

However, A-Log's tophat is a gimme and I can't believe we all missed it either.

 

[Medic]

Here is my top 5:

Daniel Larson's tooth brush

Cyraxx's Stylus

OnlyUseMeBlade's Shot Glass

Dachenlord's staff for hitting trolls

ADF's Naruto Head band

 

[Agares]

Pretty much all the different weapons cows have used in the past. They're like cursed daemon weapons in 40k that slowly corrupt their users. We got:

Chris Chan's pepper spray from the Gamestop incident and the pocket knife he used to threaten Clyde Cash with.

KingcobraJFS's Stoeger double barrel, Charter .38 (with a gothic green receiver) or the Hi Point he had in one of his early videos.

Boogie2988's revolver that warded off Frank Hassle.

Cyraxx's .22 varmint rifle

The list goes on.

 

[WideBillboard]

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His hat and chair are certainly up there, but m’lord’s Mrs Green staff gets my vote. I didn’t pay too much attention to the Jessica saga, but I wish we got some memorabilia out of it. Wendussy bath water would be MDWU

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

The Schwarzer Luan

 

[Super An Hero]

Boogie's revolver

Anisa's fake tits

YandereDev's cum chalice

DSP's vest

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Barb's Mattress

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Rev. Dr. Robert L. McKim's rolled roofing.

 

[Peewee Herman]

Keffals' severed penis sealed away in a dark closet inside a jar

Spoiler: severed

 

[Axiom.]

Keffals' severed penis sealed away in a dark closet inside a jar

Spoiler: severed

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That made my pp hurt

 

[mrfresh]

Patrick Tomlinson's meat grinder.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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The worst part is the teen troon squad very likey still has those pieces, he supposedly gave/sold them to the squad before he cut all ties to them.

 

[Xolanite]

In my restless dreams, I see that poop brooch.

 

[DarkAngel711]

Cyraxx’s rainbow suspenders racing harness.

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Milo's n-word pass given to him by Kanye "Ye" West.