Most cursed lolcow items - The Sonichu medallion is very demonic and radiates evil but it's not the only infamous lolcow item. Talk about the others here

[Steve Martin Short]

Linkara's magic gun. It is so cursed that it caused the actress that played the little girl sacrificed by an evil cult to empower it (why do I know this?) to become a pooner.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Chris Chans ash ketchum costume

PreciousLeafs precious leaf keychain

Annas worn clothes that don't fit her anymore she kept in the closet

Pokemon challenges plush sloth (100 % faggots tears fed) and his unused homegym

Momokuns bellybutton piercing

Faylix Langs farting Alexa.

The shell of the bullet that nearly killed trump

The skeleton of ILJs dead hamster

Jershs secret fat woman fertility goddess statue made of cheese

Elon musks dignity (extremely rare)

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

A subtle but small one as the yandere dev cum chalice.
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Broken pieces of his first love - MaiWaifu. I have to wonder if he disposed of these or still has them in his house.

 

[Echnaton]

Smartschoolboy9's glasses

Amberlynn Reid layg's stagnant lymphatic fluid

Nick Bates' wisdom tooth (EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION)

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

There is a cursed poorly crafted artifact that every stalker child desires. Behold! The fatirondack chairs of the Milwaukee rage pig and obese failed author, Patrick Tomlinson.

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Before the fatirondacs there was the fart couch.
No, he never wear underwear in his house, stalker child. Enjoy the plague (and prison)

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

An original DVD copy of Lowtaxes Doom House.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Wilshire boulevard

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The deeker.com server dump uploaded to the Internet Archive by Pamperchu.

 

[Jobama]

I’m shocked that Shon Saunders and Funsize Felicia haven’t been mentioned yet.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

I’m shocked that Shon Saunders and Funsize Felicia haven’t been mentioned yet.
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I'd rate one of his original wands as a far more powerful and mystical object. The dolls are too personal, too easy to ascribe powers to and impossible to obtain, whereas the wands are out there...

 

[Jobama]

I'd rate one of his original wands as a far more powerful and mystical object. The dolls are too personal, too easy to ascribe powers to and impossible to obtain, whereas the wands are out there...

Ah yes, how could I forget the Mrs Green staff!

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

 

[Hepativore]

The infamous Plunger of Nick Bate.



This served a dual purpose of both unclogging his toilet and for Nick to use the handle to anally-pleasure himself with.

Legend has it that those who touch it will forever be cursed to speak in "Canadianisms" and be compelled to smear their feces on the walls of their home.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Sinseer's copy/account of Fallout 76 that hes logged hundreds of thousands of hours in.

Whatever godforsaken tablet is used to make Assigned Male on.

The alpaca mass grave in the former Trans Unicorn Ranch.

Dog hair that has come into contact with Liz Fong Jones.

Any womb impregnated by Ethan Ralph or child fathered by him.

14 Branchland Court, for all time. Even if you demolished the house, the property would be stained forever.

The remaining undead life, somewhere out there on the internet, of David Hopkins' webcomic JACK. And especially the print copies of story arcs that once briefly existed in the real world.

 

[fake farts]

AnimeSucksCopeAndSneeds AI obese farting dragon jpg stash.

 

[Drip Torch]

Colton Lochmann's horse cock shaped soap. That he kept in his parents bathroom.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Any meal cooked by Jack Scalfani. He’s given himself 3 strokes eating his slop, and he’s acclimated to the stuff. An average person would probably die after one bite.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Chrises DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[my penis is on fire]

Pirate Software's Poop Gnome

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Any meal cooked by Jack Scalfani. He’s given himself 3 strokes eating his slop, and he’s acclimated to the stuff. An average person would probably die after one bite.

He uses only the finest wuhan bats in his meals my good sir.