Most cursed lolcow items - The Sonichu medallion is very demonic and radiates evil but it's not the only infamous lolcow item. Talk about the others here

[fist_of_khonshu]

Chantal's Hijab, only god knows what horrors that garment has seen.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That shock caller that Hassan uses on poor Kaya?

 

[assclown]

tony chase's sex doll

 

[ADOLFHEILKANYE]

the nintendo switch

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

the nintendo switch

Your name makes me think you don't understand the shit that I say on my twitter.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Styx's pirate hat. Speaking of cursed artifacts. Is there any way to combat the effects of a cursed lolcow item? Like burning incense?

 

[Agares]

Sadly, iDubbbz' Content Cop costume. It was once a blessed YouTuber artifact but after years of Anisa and her husband's cringe, it became a corrupted relic of fail.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Maddox's decoy wallet
Styx's Flail of Fail

And you guys probably dont have a thread on him, but John Edmonds, the owner of Stardust Ranch, who claims to have killed 18-19 grey aliens with a katana - the aliens invaded his ranch and attacked him and his family. He claimed he had to decapitate them to prevent them from teleporting home.

 

[Law]

- 2 the Ranting Griffin's comedy DVD
- Nick Rekieta's Ass Wednesday Bottle

iDubbbz' Content Cop costume

An idea made extra cursed by Meigh

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Chantal's Hijab, only god knows what horrors that garment has seen.
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[fist_of_khonshu]

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Drinking this is going to give you a poisoned status condition.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

2 the Ranting Griffin's comedy DVD

Oh God. There was a DVD? I remember the F Plus podcast tearing into him for their 100th episode, and 2 was old lore back then.

Nick's Balldo.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Yandere Simulator has managed to make anyone with the dreams of YanSim with blackjack and hookers become pedo lite. Such tragic cases.

 

[whatchamacallit]

Sadly, iDubbbz' Content Cop costume. It was once a blessed YouTuber artifact but after years of Anisa and her husband's cringe, it became a corrupted relic of fail.
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I think Ian himself is an artifact of fail, just look at what's been happening to Hasan Piker as of late. Idubbbz is like the Darth Nihilus of lolcows.

 

[N Space]

Odin Wolf's cum stained fuirsuit head:

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

[Drip Torch]

Null's website for flightless bird ranchers.

 

[Bullet Kin]

Wolfgang's purple glitter dildo that he used on Parlo / Tobias O'Keefe. Tobias had paid 1000 dollars to fly Wolfgang and Avalon out for a threesome. This unexpectedly got Tobias raped by Wolfgang alone. (Source)

This is the only image of Cinderella that is provided, it is the censored purple box.


Here is what I presume "Cinderella" looks like.

Spoiler: Nsfw, Dildo

8 inches.

After this event, Tobias has lost his YouTube channel with 600k subscribers and possibly became homeless. Tobias is still nicknamed Cinderella because he tried to joke it off by calling himself Cinderella.

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

MylarBalloonFan's collection of balloons, he has definitely sodomized every single one