Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Jeb is the only one in my heart.

 

[Trombonista]

The whole 'disappearing genitals' thing is extra creepy when there's a canon comic showing all these characters having bizarre fucked up sex with gigantic horrible dicks. PK, it only worked for Looney Tunes because we never saw them fuck each other.

 

[Pina Colada]

From the Dobson thread:

All it needs is a dancing Jesus gif and a counter on how many people have visited to complete the look.

Fucking thing also destroys your hand when you press down on Snoopy's Devo hat.

 

[AnOminous]

You either die as Shady or you live long enough to see yourself become Moby.

 

[Trombonista]

I'll fight that shemale jabroni irl. He wants to go? Bring it! I've got a kill count and nothing to lose. I'm an internet forum moderator, what does he have? No home and a jug of horse piss. Let me tell you something brutha, if you want to step into the squared circle with me you name a time and a place to receive the ass kicking of your life. I've virtually roamed this world and have faced some of the best of the best. Deagle Nation? Archived it. Philip Haskins-Delici? Gave him HIV. I fear no man and especially no man pretending to be a woman.

So shut your damn mouth and pick a time for your own funeral. That's the bottom line, 'cause Smutley said so.

 

[Trombonista]

"FUCK WATCH OUT. SANS GOT HIS DICK DESTROYING SHOES. BETTER NOT BE KICKED BETWEEN THE LEGS."

Rat King Line of the Day:

Hmm, I voluntarily looked at a picture of a retard's semen.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Admitting our bottomless hatred instead of pretending to love everyone keeps us human.

 

[Trombonista]

If Margo gave birth to the internet's next OPL, and his autistic exploits once again relegated her to second-fiddle status the lulz might actually kill me.

 

[Pikimon]

What if Donald Trumps breaks into your house and ties you up and makes you watch him while he slowly tortures your family pet, how about THEN will you still support Donald Drumph.

 

[Pikonic]

Pumping gas is so easy that the kind of people who pump gas for a living can do it.

 

[Pikimon]

EXPOSED!!!

 

[CatParty]

@CatParty: @Null livestream you playing this http://www.mafa.com/Spank-Dora-Butt89

[Jan 3, 2018 at 11:39 AM] @Null: @CatParty, thanks, i'm on a list now

@Mauvman Shuffleboard: @Null, You're already on most of them, what's one more?
[Jan 3, 2018 at 11:40 AM] @Null: @Mauvman Shuffleboard, the spank dora butt list
[Jan 3, 2018 at 11:40 AM] @Mauvman Shuffleboard: It's a good list, very exclusive, very cool.
[Jan 3, 2018 at 11:40 AM] @Paralethal: I bet it's longer than you'd think lol


[Jan 3, 2018 at 11:43 AM] @x.eight.six.systems: @CatParty, I'm trying to spank her butt at 88mph so I can go back in time and spank who ever created it.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"powerqueer"? Is that like a turbocunt?

 

[Trombonista]

Boy's nothing if not consistent.

And retarded. Mostly retarded.

 

[Pikimon]

@LegoTugboat is a pedo confirmed

 

[Pikimon]

DEBATE SKILZ

 

[GS 281]

@Melchett

 

[Trombonista]

Posting financial records for all his "haters" to see, bragging about a single large, unspecified deposit? How fucking ghetto can a white boy from Montana get? (Answer: It's currently under discussion, and we'll get at least three new pages on this thread out of it--assuming Skylar doesn't come back to comment further, in which case...yeah, fuck).

 

[Trombonista]

He gave up a 6-figure job for the job of his dreams:

Shitposting on twitter.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine if every fucking shitpost I made gave you a desktop notification.

Where has this Chrome extension been all my life?