Line Of The Day

[BILLY MAYS]

[Feb 23, 2018 at 9:54 AM] @ICametoLurk: I got temp banned from off topic because of "good"
[Feb 23, 2018 at 9:54 AM] @Hui: @ICametoLurk, good
[Feb 23, 2018 at 9:54 AM] @hood LOLCOW: @ICametoLurk, good
[Feb 23, 2018 at 9:54 AM] @Audit_The_Autist: @ICametoLurk, good

 

[Trombonista]

From yesterday, but still worth it:

I feel like there may be a difference between an ally and someone who only sees trannies as sexual objects that'll dispense girldicks if he puts enough kindness coins in them.

 

[Trombonista]

If there's something queer,
In your neighbourhood,
Who you gonna call?
TROONBUSTERS.

 

[Trombonista]

I predict at some point we'll get a story about how he went to a restaurant and was given a menu rather than a womenu and he burnt the place to the ground and now he can't stop crying.

 

[Pina Colada]

You know they just got one because of the meme. Most of the people who buy these fucking things are just "hurr durr doge."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

@zedkissed60 and @Mauvman Shuffleboard

@zedkissed60: @Feline Darkmage, chandler is also married to a woman instead of a frank
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:01 PM] @: @scared sheep, holy shit, I love magic now!
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:02 PM] @scared sheep: @:thinking:, It's my pet lolcow and by pet I mean she sends me hate for me to post
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:02 PM] @Feline Darkmage: @zedkissed60, >instead of a Frank. pfffft
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:02 PM] @scared sheep: @Cricket, tbh
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:02 PM] @Feline Darkmage: good one
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:02 PM] @Feline Darkmage: i kek'd
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:03 PM] @zedkissed60: lol yeah frank should be its own gender
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:03 PM] @scared sheep: "it is completely normal for a girl to want to wear a school uniform"
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:03 PM] @scared sheep: "I seriously doubt these “other minors” are actually real people. I haven’t seen these stories you speak of. The only person we sexually interacted with is Claire."
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:04 PM] @zedkissed60: little bastard
[Mar 1, 2018 at 4:04 PM] @Mauvman Shuffleboard: @zedkissed60, Frankgender: A gender characterized by the inability to close one's mouth.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

[Mar 3, 2018 at 7:53 AM] @Melchett: I was surprised to find out that oyster sauce was made from oysters
[Mar 3, 2018 at 7:53 AM] @Melchett: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A CUTE NAME

 

[Trombonista]

James Bond has a License to Kill.

This summer, James Terry Mitchell has... a Permit to Rape.

 

[Trombonista]

That looks like the face of a sitcom character who just shat in his pants, was called out for it, and then goes "Did I do thaaaaaat?" in a Steve Urkel-y voice.

THAT'S MY TROONY!

 

[Trombonista]

I legit stared at this question for a solid minute while the Jeopardy theme played in my head. I'm no closer to an answer.

 

[Trombonista]

So at the end of the day, the whole thing was autistic and nobody won

Community Watch Line of the Day:

That post is so autistic that after reading it, I had already opened up videos of trains on Youtube and started ordering Sonic merch before my forebrain realized what was happening.

 

[Judge Holden]

@Hortator: I gain erotic pleasure from hiding in portapotty shit-tanks and feeling elderly truckers empty their bowels on me like a ruddy brown shower

 

[LD 3187]

Ver archivo adjunto 405210 CasualSeppuku: @Ride, I gain erotic pleasure from hiding in portapotty shit-tanks and feeling elderly truckers empty their bowels on me like a ruddy brown shower

I never said anything remotely like this, you pig fucking nigger.

 

[Judge Holden]

I never said anything remotely like this, you pig fucking nigger.

Sorry, saw you talking about how idiots believe any fake quote they see and i wanted to test the theory

EDIT: there. changed it to some random scrub so people wont discover your yearnings for old man bowel burnings

 

[RP 520]

@scared sheep: @Desire Lines, I love potatoes too. Home made fries, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, BIG, BLACK DICK, tater tots....
@scared sheep: NO

 

[LD 3187]

@diana: @CasualSeppuku, anal is like a constant poop
@Rio: @diana, ew]
@Rio: it's not like that at all wat
@diana: IT MAKES SENSE

 

[Trombonista]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the doctors around there have been educated on dealing with some troons. “See that fat old man in the plastic wig? He’s faking it. Make sure he doesn’t chunder on the floor when you kick him out.”

 

[BILLY MAYS]

[Mar 23, 2018 at 6:36 PM] @LegoTugboat: It's not like there's much art of Kaa hypnotising shit

 

[Trombonista]

You don’t get to be the official “Queen” of Horse Dildos if you don’t have an anus that puts Goatse to shame. Twitter realizes and celebrates that.

 

[GS 281]

@Rio bragging again