💰 Grifter Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Imago]

Well, first she was Chelsea van Valkenburg and then moved to become Locke Valentine and now she’s Zoe Quinn. So her career has been about moving from town to town and fucking up social scenes like a one-cunt locust horde.
She’s old and busted, while living in a city celebrating youth and beauty.
Her Patreon is tanking because she’s not delivering what she promised.
Los Angeles is the end of the road for her.

The longer this farce plays out the more I'm reminded of an old lolcow named Violet Blue. Violet Blue was another hypersexual talentless hack who fucked her way through every art scene in San Francisco. Every community she joined either kicked her out or collapsed under the weight of her ego. This was back in the day before the internet was really a thing so she was able to escape her past much better then ZQ has, she just blamed mean people spreading rumors and hopped on the next cock out of town. Violet Blue is a success story in her own way; When her looks started fading she scored with a ugly unfuckable trust fund brat and has been riding that train through the tech community for the last decade desperately clinging to relevance and waging stupid online crusades. It's kind of eerie how much Quinn resembles an even less talented Violet Blue.

Edit: ED has a page on her. (This alone should tell you how old this drama is) https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Violet_Blue#.22Helping.22_her_.22friends.22

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

You can get away with a lot of shit when you’re young and unknown, but she’s got an internet rap sheet as long as Jeff Goldblum’s dick. Also, Los Angeles is a tough town even when you’re talented and determined and she’s neither.

Yeha, but to be fair (and calling back to her white trash upbringing), she might actually be quite happy being a little sleezeball off on the sidelines of the city without requiring a ton of income to feel comfortable. God knows it's already filled to the brim with with has-beens and never-weres who live comfortably enough doing one thing or another, I can see her grifting her way by for another decade or so.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Yeha, but to be fair (and calling back to her white trash upbringing), she might actually be quite happy being a little sleezeball off on the sidelines of the city without requiring a ton of income to feel comfortable. God knows it's already filled to the brim with with has-beens and never-weres who live comfortably enough doing one thing or another, I can see her grifting her way by for another decade or so.

Nobody moves to Los Angeles with the ambition of becoming a little sleazeball off on the sidelines.
She wants Hollywood fame and glory.

 

[BatNapalm]

If Zoe had half a brain or more, she'd take what footage/shitty Visual Basic menus she's scraped together and release it as episode 1 of a "serialized game" (maybe announce beforehand how this was always the plan) and then blame goobergobbers/drumpf/the patriarchy/Max Landis for why there will be no further installments and how none of it is her fault.

Then she can get the hell out of Dodge and claim that she's taking an "extended hiatus" from non-developing her non-games to heal from the emotional trauma of people on the internet shitting on her.

There, cunt. I gave you your exit strategy....you can fail to deliver and you can continue to play the victim.

 

[God and The Bear]

Someone I know saw her while browsing tinder in Los Angeles, and sent this over.

HARD SWIPE LEFT

 

[BatNapalm]

Hmmm I wonder what industry (that's rotten with powerqueers) she's trying to get a foothold into this time.

Also, are powerqueers anything like Power Wheels, the popular brand of battery-operated kiddie cars? Is this Zoe's way of saying that she wants children to ride her?

Zoe Quinn is hereby confirmed as a pedophile.

 

[nosemouth]

Someone I know saw her while browsing tinder in Los Angeles, and sent this over.
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HARD SWIPE LEFT

I'm sorry, I have to go now.

<nosemouth was killed on the way to his home planet>

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

"powerqueer"? Is that like a turbocunt?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

"Powerqueer" reminds me of "power bottom".

 

[H3LLH4MM3R666]

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/947369638161039360 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/947370429399711744 (Archive)

Spoiler: pics

This kinda smells fishy to me. One, whose grandma would seriously have knowledge and care about a dead internet hashtag from 4 years ago that she would buy Chelsea's book and give it to her grandson? And his writing here looks too intentionally obtuse and idiotic. I am thinking either Chelsea doing a false flag or some troll taking the disguise of your stereotypical dudebro GamerGater to see if she and her buttbuddy clique would fall for it.

Anyone want to check if that's a real instagram account?

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

We should lock this thread and help Quinn with her game .

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

"powerqueer"? Is that like a turbocunt?

Hmmm I wonder what industry (that's rotten with powerqueers) she's trying to get a foothold into this time.

It’s Los Angeles. She’s trying to get into Hollywood by any means necessary. She’s used to eating possum, so eating pussy ain’t that much different.

 

[Deven]

Someone I know saw her while browsing tinder in Los Angeles, and sent this over.
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I doubt that Zoe really considers tinder a serious date- or even hookup-app. Zoe is too focused on using sex to manipulate the people already in her vicinity to waste it randos. Hell, if I was her I'd be worried about getting trolled by strangers.

It's more of a vanity "I'M HERE" thing, I think. Also a cheap way for her to verify her "queer cred" (she knew this screen would get out), while getting to continue to suck beta bux spraying peen.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

help Quinn with her game

Nice try Lifschitz but you ain't tricking anyone else into prancing around in their undies and a Bojack mask.

 

[DumbDosh]

Someone I know saw her while browsing tinder in Los Angeles, and sent this over.
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HARD SWIPE LEFT

I forget how people like Zoe are in their thirties until posts like these and then it just makes everything worse, because then they're not just an inept loser with an incredibly lame sense of humor clinging on to their one 5 minutes of internet fame where they didn't even really matter. They're an adult, not just some shitty person in their twenties. They will never grow out of being this, they will always be this, they won't get any better, just worse. What a pathetic life.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Anyone want to check if that's a real instagram account?

Instagram is not search-friendly, it only allows you to search for names, locations or hashtags, not keywords or phrases (the post Quinn shares only has text in it, the account's name is blacked out, and no location posted). Maybe it's different if you sign up?

 

[Imago]

It’s Los Angeles. She’s trying to get into Hollywood by any means necessary. She’s used to eating possum, so eating pussy ain’t that much different.

Didn't she get paid some undisclosed sum of money by Sony Pictures for the rights to her book? I realize that this was just one of Amy Pascal's bizarre pet projects, but it's still more then most people will ever get and is probably enough that ZQ considers herself a major Hollywood player right now.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Didn't she get paid some undisclosed sum of money by Sony Pictures for the rights to her book? I realize that this was just one of Amy Pascal's bizarre pet projects, but it's still more then most people will ever get and is probably enough that ZQ considers herself a major Hollywood player right now.

Los Angeles is an expensive town to live in. And I doubt she got a large sum of money for the rights.

 

[Haramburger]

Someone I know saw her while browsing tinder in Los Angeles, and sent this over.
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Dawg, that was a swipe right if only to IM her in an unorthodox channel regarding her mom's book review, where is the game, her failed comedy standup routine, etc.
How easy is it to spoof your tablet's location in the HandyAndy emulator, anyone?

I doubt that Zoe really considers tinder a serious date- or even hookup-app. Zoe is too focused on using sex to manipulate the people already in her vicinity to waste it randos. Hell, if I was her I'd be worried about getting trolled by strangers.

It's more of a vanity "I'M HERE" thing, I think. Also a cheap way for her to verify her "queer cred" (she knew this screen would get out), while getting to continue to suck beta bux spraying peen.

Tindr is superhard to find specific profiles on, it's built around a random shuffle in targeted categories of region and preferences. It's likely real because of the location, and she's likely using it unironically, because of the above reasons. She's alarmingly unguarded on alternative social sites like Mastodon, mostly because they're not a security risk, aren't for business promotion, and more personal/less frequently used.

Los Angeles is an expensive town to live in. And I doubt she got a large sum of money for the rights.

Respectfully disagree. Your two statements contradict each other, the former is supported by the latter being false.

 

[Medicated]

Los Angeles is an expensive town to live in. And I doubt she got a large sum of money for the rights.

She lives in a nice looking apartment in LA and is surrounded by the most lolrandom reddit-tier geek cred stuff you can buy. I'm sure Chelsea will be out of money any minute now.... any minute now....