💰 Grifter Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/947369638161039360 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/947370429399711744 (Archive)

Spoiler: pics

This kinda smells fishy to me. One, whose grandma would seriously have knowledge and care about a dead internet hashtag from 4 years ago that she would buy Chelsea's book and give it to her grandson? And his writing here looks too intentionally obtuse and idiotic. I am thinking either Chelsea doing a false flag or some troll taking the disguise of your stereotypical dudebro GamerGater to see if she and her buttbuddy clique would fall for it.

Zoe should crowdfund a fucking joke writer. Yuck.

 

[Richard Stabone]

I don't know if anyone saw but she put up an "update" the other day.

https://www.kickstarter.com/project...butt-a-chuck-tingle-digital-adv/posts/2082214

It's a rambling mess that doesn't give any information at all about when the game will be done. She spends the first half bragging about how she's been too busy to work on the game that they paid for. This would seem to be insulting to anyone who gave her their hard earned money, but these are some of the most emasculated men on the planet.

Then the second half talks about how she wants it to be made for mobile now because Steam won't moderate comments to her liking or only allow positive reviews. I have no clue how this game is allowed in the App Store or on Google Play. Both are really strict on pornographic content.

It's probably just a way to delay the game another year because she's out of Kickstarter money and can't actually code.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

It won't be moderated, her game is not about dicks in ass it's more a spectacle of "LOL look at these faggots", but ironic gay games have come and past. Just like the FMV games! A dollar short and a dick late, the Zoe Quinn story.

 

[AnOminous]

It won't be moderated, her game is not about dicks in ass it's more a spectacle of "LOL look at these faggots", but ironic gay games have come and past. Just like the FMV games! A dollar short and a dick late, the Zoe Quinn story.

Also she ripped off any chance Chuck Tingle had to profit from his momentary meme fame. I wonder if he even realizes that.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I don't know if anyone saw but she put up an "update" the other day.

https://www.kickstarter.com/project...butt-a-chuck-tingle-digital-adv/posts/2082214

It's a rambling mess that doesn't give any information at all about when the game will be done. She spends the first half bragging about how she's been too busy to work on the game that they paid for. This would seem to be insulting to anyone who gave her their hard earned money, but these are some of the most emasculated men on the planet.

Then the second half talks about how she wants it to be made for mobile now because Steam won't moderate comments to her liking or only allow positive reviews. I have no clue how this game is allowed in the App Store or on Google Play. Both are really strict on pornographic content.

It's probably just a way to delay the game another year because she's out of Kickstarter money and can't actually code.

Should we start counting how many times Zoey will delay her game Wu-style? Her original release date was early 2017.

 

[lecher]

I don't know if anyone saw but she put up an "update" the other day.

Zoe: "Project Tingler has been hard in development for almost a year at this point, and we are well-equipped to handle the challenges that naturally arouse during the process, including ones that aren't exclusive to working in FMV. The core team has shipped a combined 12 games in the past 5 years, and we're well-versed in how to finish a game and accurately budget (ignore what we just said about not being able to count)"

Also Zoe: "hey, game development is fuckin' wild sometimes and we're all kinda figuring out a surprising number of things as we go."

 

[NotoriousD]

Then the second half talks about how she wants it to be made for mobile now because Steam won't moderate comments to her liking or only allow positive reviews.

Of course she wants to moderate that shit to her liking. But then there'd be no reviews at all.

 

[David_cadbury]

I don't think the game will ever be released.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I don't think the game will ever be released.

But like, she already has something, right? You'd think at this point if it was even three or four minutes of content, she'd push it out just to have it over and done with. Her fanabse will eat it up regardless and she's known for blink-and-it's-over content anyway.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Truth be told, as fucked up she is, a part of me legitimate respects Quinn for being able to pull off being an "internet personality" as her entire career, even if it likely won't last but so long.

The woman doesn't make shit, her job is just to be Zoe Quinn. Trainwreck though she is, I give her props for that.

Well, first she was Chelsea van Valkenburg and then moved to become Locke Valentine and now she’s Zoe Quinn. So her career has been about moving from town to town and fucking up social scenes like a one-cunt locust horde.
She’s old and busted, while living in a city celebrating youth and beauty.
Her Patreon is tanking because she’s not delivering what she promised.
Los Angeles is the end of the road for her.

 

[BlueSpark]

Well, first she was Chelsea van Valkenburg and then moved to become Locke Valentine and now she’s Zoe Quinn. So her career has been about moving from town to town and fucking up social scenes like a one-cunt locust horde.

This is fucking perfect.

 

[Haramburger]

she's known for blink-and-it's-over content anyway.

Unless it's the Jeff Goldblum Staring Contest from Pepsi Game Jam, in which case you blink and lose.

 

[lecher]

But like, she already has something, right?

Herpes

 

[Norvic]

But like, she already has something, right? You'd think at this point if it was even three or four minutes of content, she'd push it out just to have it over and done with. Her fanabse will eat it up regardless and she's known for blink-and-it's-over content anyway.

She's already got a pile of videos. The actual interface, everything that makes it a game rather than a really terrible movie, looks like amateur hour garbage.

It's a really odd move though. Making it a mobile game means that the press who would otherwise have fawned over it are constrained by their sites to not be able to write about it, so actually she'll end up getting less attention than if it were a PC release. It's a free art game, or it was supposed to be. The audience is limited to idiot hipsters anyway. Quite why she's sweating the audience size unless she's going to go back on her promises and charge money for it, I can't really imagine.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

She's already got a pile of videos. The actual interface, everything that makes it a game rather than a really terrible movie, looks like amateur hour garbage.

It's a really odd move though. Making it a mobile game means that the press who would otherwise have fawned over it are constrained by their sites to not be able to write about it, so actually she'll end up getting less attention than if it were a PC release. It's a free art game, or it was supposed to be. The audience is limited to idiot hipsters anyway. Quite why she's sweating the audience size unless she's going to go back on her promises and charge money for it, I can't really imagine.

She’s stalling because she’s got nothing to show for and the money’s spent.

 

[Wargarbl]

It's a really odd move though. Making it a mobile game means that the press who would otherwise have fawned over it are constrained by their sites to not be able to write about it, so actually she'll end up getting less attention than if it were a PC release. It's a free art game, or it was supposed to be. The audience is limited to idiot hipsters anyway. Quite why she's sweating the audience size unless she's going to go back on her promises and charge money for it, I can't really imagine.

Is it the lead-in to the next phase of the scam? "Mobile is harder than I thought, but it's super-important because reasons. Send more betabux!" It would be interesting to watch her test the limits of harvesting cash from suckers.

The responses to her rambling "no progress made" update were cringey as fuck. Chumps doing mental gymnastics to convince themselves they didn't throw away money on vaporware that would be complete shit even if it was executed perfectly and delivered on time. It would be funnier if it wasn't so pathetic.

 

[NotoriousD]

Well, first she was Chelsea van Valkenburg and then moved to become Locke Valentine and now she’s Zoe Quinn. So her career has been about moving from town to town and fucking up social scenes like a one-cunt locust horde.
She’s old and busted, while living in a city celebrating youth and beauty.
Her Patreon is tanking because she’s not delivering what she promised.
Los Angeles is the end of the road for her.

I rated you winner but I am very optimistic over this comment of yours. I really do hope it's the end of the line and she either gets her shit together and realizes she can't keep doing this like a reasonable person, or be kicked down if she refuses to stop.

She's already got a pile of videos. The actual interface, everything that makes it a game rather than a really terrible movie, looks like amateur hour garbage.

It's a really odd move though. Making it a mobile game means that the press who would otherwise have fawned over it are constrained by their sites to not be able to write about it, so actually she'll end up getting less attention than if it were a PC release. It's a free art game, or it was supposed to be. The audience is limited to idiot hipsters anyway. Quite why she's sweating the audience size unless she's going to go back on her promises and charge money for it, I can't really imagine.

After years of development on a mobile art game I highly doubt it could be anything but free on release if she expects to get any copies out.

 

[lecher]

Is it the lead-in to the next phase of the scam? "Mobile is harder than I thought, but it's super-important because reasons. Send more betabux!" It would be interesting to watch her test the limits of harvesting cash from suckers.

Yeah, could be. Big pivot justifies big delays, big scope changes, big failure.
Project Tingle might end up as FREE MOBILE WALLPAPER CLICK HERE

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I rated you winner but I am very optimistic over this comment of yours. I really do hope it's the end of the line and she either gets her shit together and realizes she can't keep doing this like a reasonable person, or be kicked down if she refuses to stop.

You can get away with a lot of shit when you’re young and unknown, but she’s got an internet rap sheet as long as Jeff Goldblum’s dick. Also, Los Angeles is a tough town even when you’re talented and determined and she’s neither.

 

[360NoTrope]

She says "we'll still be releasing on PC/Mac regardless," so it's almost certainly an excuse to tack on more time. The pre-alpha trailer was revealing enough; how poorly some of the chroma-keying was done and the flash "mini-games' that would have been laughed off Newgrounds in 2001. It's not hard to properly light a green screen, she's just over her head.