Line Of The Day

[The Great Citracett]

I am nobodies semen receptical, I am the one that produces the seman to be recepticaled.

 

[Trombonista]

I can look past a man named fucking LoMario Hornswoggle Dickatwist The Eleventy-seventh if he's a good person. And Mr. Burton is a good person. Encouraging child literacy is always a worthy cause.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

[Nov 24, 2017 at 6:49 PM] @NumberingYourState: I want to do the goat next door to me

 

[Trombonista]

You've seen one raped furry fucked into a grinder you've seen them all

 

[Trombonista]

Why did I click the spoilers?

More importantly...

Why did I click the spoilers?

More importantly...

Why did I click the spoilers?

 

[Trombonista]

if you're going to rant about some chimp with 10 followers for hours, at least tag me and take me out to dinner first before your fans get riled up.

 

[Trombonista]

If there is ever an official DSM diagnosis that specifically means you’re such a neckbeard it’s a brain disease, I’ll start calling him that instead.

 

[Trombonista]

Dave - "Jesus H. It's like talking to a brick wall"

Pharmacist - "Jesus H. It's like talking to a man in a dress"

 

[Trombonista]

I kind of like the idea that God really hates the sports team that lost against your favorite. Seriously, imagine this. GOD HIMSELF personally cared so much about this sportsball game he personally caused the other side's quarterback to break his kneecap. That's a badass god, isn't it?

 

[Ntwadumela]

@Schwachkopf

 

[Trombonista]

Silly @Schwachkopf, we don't eat foreskin! It's treyf.

Anyway, here's my choice:

That cuban man sure has some fat titties. Oops, I mean... Ese hombre cubano tiene tetas gordas.

 

[Trombonista]

Shitposting on the Shabbat is one of my favorite activities.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm not sure if free HIV testing at a furry con is sad, a good idea, or both.

Probably both.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Someone give this man a 21 cum salute.

 

[Trombonista]

Also, that bullshit about "never using filters" on his selfies? Getting in just under the wire, I think that qualifies as possibly the biggest lie of the year, and he's competing against the Trump administration.

 

[Tranhuviya]

@zedkissed60: it's surprisingly difficult to dox most hookers

 

[Dunsparce]

4 minutes ago TheAmazingAxolotl: that's it next time i go grocerying i should find a squash
4 minutes ago Pikimon: and marry it
3 minutes ago TheAmazingAxolotl: it shall be a lavish ceremony
2 minutes ago TheAmazingAxolotl: we shall get married on the eve of the new year and i'll watch the squash die months later to tuberculosis
2 minutes ago TheAmazingAxolotl: and then i'll write a short story about being buried alive
2 minutes ago Pikimon: and then marry her better looking sister
1 minute ago TheAmazingAxolotl: whom i will also lose to tuberculosis
1 minute ago TheAmazingAxolotl: or scarlet fever - whichever comes first

 

[RP 520]

@AN/ALR56: I still feel the bad guys won in ww2

 

[Trombonista]

All I want is for everyone to be happy and not sperg out tbh, I'm chill and I want you all to be chill to.

Let's all be chill together.

 

[Ido]

chill