🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yes they do. They bleat like plagued lambs.
I forget which TV talk show they were on but during the interview, Lola iirc was making these bleating sounds. I think they made noises during Malibu Ken's interview too. But you're right in that it's nothing like the ungodly shrieks of a functioning baby.

Yea, I should have specified i meant sounds that require immediate action. Crying is wired to be pretty intolerable for humans to hear, it makes people want try and help the baby ASAP and make it stop. It’s why taking babies out in public a pain the ass and why it’s easier to take potatoes anywhere Gwen can get attention because they won’t inconvence her with demands or sounds that drive others up a wall. They are literally like trotting out a sack of potatoes that shits itself, but won’t even complain as it lays in its own shit.

It shows how undeveloped the potatoes are, crying is such a basic function. But the potatoes have no demands or desires hence no need to cry. Makes me hope that lack the capacity to cry means they don’t feel any pain.

 

[For The Internet]

I was out with @Sanic and we saw one of those cars with the stupid stick figure families on it but one of the kids was a fucking angel. I immediately thought of Gwen and felt that if she knew of that she'd feel the intense need to compete by having deformed stick figure teens on her car or something.

 

[TL 611]

Moved a load of posts to a new thread - the OP is just the oldest post moved from this thread but can be edited to something else if people want (with the original post spoilered so we don't lose anything).

The title's not set in stone either, if anybody can think of something better, feel free to PM me.

 

[Muscle Bra]

That's why I don't get why the fundie types insist it's a miracle. It's a miracle your kid is alive even though he has 200 seizures a day?

But that's because you don't understand the fundie mindset. Instead of taking responsibility for anything in their own lives, they write everything off as being god's will, or as being a test from god, or as an obstacle to overcome in this world so they will be rewarded in the next.

I had an aunt who (while she wasn't a fundie) was deeply religious and bought into all the dogma and related bullshit. To her, literally everything was god's will. Some piece of shit kidnaps a little girl, rapes her, kills her, and leaves her body in a dumpster? That's god's will. Someone gets hit by a drunk driver, ends up paralyzed from the neck down and has to eat every meal for the rest of their life through a feeding tube? Also god's will.

It's far easier for some people to ascribe everything they don't understand to a higher power than it is to admit that bad people exist or that, sometimes, bad shit just happens for no real reason.

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[For The Internet]

But that's because you don't understand the fundie mindset. Instead of taking responsibility for anything in their own lives, they write everything off as being god's will, or as being a test from god, or as an obstacle to overcome in this world so they will be rewarded in the next.

I had an aunt who (while she wasn't a fundie) was deeply religious and bought into all the dogma and related bullshit. To her, literally everything was god's will. Some piece of shit kidnaps a little girl, rapes her, kills her, and leaves her body in a dumpster? That's god's will. Someone gets hit by a drunk driver, ends up paralyzed from the neck down and has to eat every meal for the rest of their life through a feeding tube? Also god's will.

It's far easier for some people to ascribe everything they don't understand to a higher power than it is to admit that bad people exist or that, sometimes, bad shit just happens for no real reason.

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This is really accurate. The christian fundie god is primarily a magic, wish-granting genie. Things I have legitimately seen fundies think were done by god just for them:

- Finding a wallet with money inside that they got to keep (which was miraculous because they -needed- that money, but most fundies are always in dire need of more money to house and feed their massive broods)

- A flat tire (because it led to a precious moment with a stranger helping them, who was obviously sent there directly by god at that specific time and place and not because they drove that route almost every day to go to and from work)

- A perfect bouquet of red roses on the side of the road (which the girls took, thinking it was left there by someone who had arranged to meet their heartsweet but was stood up. In actuality it was almost certainly because somebody had been killed in a car accident and the flowers were placed there as a memorial)

That's another part of why they think the deformed babbies are created just for -them- (the parents) to be a testament. It's an incredibly self-centered way to view god and religion.

Sorry if this is a bit too OT.

 

[Mrs Paul]

It's like a macro I saw on Tumblr (yeah, I know). Someone blabbing on about how God blessed her when this dress she really wanted was on sale and they had her exact size, and the belt was missing, but so they let her have TWO BELTS FOR FREE!!!! And next to it was a picture of a sick child in Africa, with the caption like, yeah, I'm so happy your selfish prayers were answered, it's all cool.

Yeah, it was probably some euphoric who made it. But it really reminded me how some of these assholes think. Like people who claim God made their favorite team win the football game.

 

[Apex Predator]

I once had to have a discussion with someone that ended with me saying, "you think God cares about your car engine when he didn't stop the Holocaust?" That worked, but he wasn't as far gone as most of these people. Their self-centeredness is staggering.

 

[LogicBeetch]

I once had to have a discussion with someone that ended with me saying, "you think God cares about your car engine when he didn't stop the Holocaust?" That worked, but he wasn't as far gone as most of these people. Their self-centeredness is staggering.

Well, clearly, the engine dying made you say the word God today so prayers really do work (says the Christian with self-fulfilling logic). Anytime I look at Gwen Hartley, I feel like sitting her in a chair and tying her up in the exact position that one of the Spuds and dropping her in a hammock or bean bag. I picture turning the tv to a show in a foreign language and jamming a tube down her throat or letting her sit in her own shit while I describe it to the world in detail. I feel like dressing her up in ridiculous clothes, never letting her speak or maybe putting some glasses with vaseline on her and some fucked up headphones that block noises. Maybe throw some horribly itchy shit in her walker. If you think I'm being cruel or that this is going to far...you are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIGHT. But, that's what she does to her children every day and people treat her like a Saint. I think she should be made to feel every thing her children feel and if that seems too cruel then maybe she'll get a clue and stop pretending that this is a life worth having. I don't wish her ill - I wish her a sense of reality.

 

[NSFW]

They must know if the girls feel pain, right? The way they carry Lola around like a football, I’m sure she’s been dropped at least once. Did she cry or wince I wonder?

 

[AnOminous]

I once had to have a discussion with someone that ended with me saying, "you think God cares about your car engine when he didn't stop the Holocaust?" That worked, but he wasn't as far gone as most of these people. Their self-centeredness is staggering.

Still, I kind of like the idea that God really hates the sports team that lost against your favorite. Seriously, imagine this. GOD HIMSELF personally cared so much about this sportsball game he personally caused the other side's quarterback to break his kneecap. That's a badass god, isn't it?

 

[heathercho]

They must know if the girls feel pain, right? The way they carry Lola around like a football, I’m sure she’s been dropped at least once. Did she cry or wince I wonder?

Gwen thinks the worst one is hungry, but it could just be seizing https://www.facebook.com/TheHartleyHooligans/videos/888106507959549/ but that's close right?

Still, I kind of like the idea that God really hates the sports team that lost against your favorite. Seriously, imagine this. GOD HIMSELF personally cared so much about this sportsball game he personally caused the other side's quarterback to break his kneecap. That's a badass god, isn't it?

That kind of "God" gave you Trump didn't he? God himself handpicked the orange overlord and saved you from Hillary. That's a very considerate God.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

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On the subject of such sites I’m just going to leave this link here. Thank me later. It’s what made me give 10 bux to join SA back in 2004 as a broke ass teen.

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“Your poison womb is making heaven too fucking crowded” - still one of the best insult lines I’ve ever read.

It's this, exactly this why I have never considered having kids. Why past issues have plagued me so badly.

I understand the need to take pictures of your dead child, you miss them and you feel you were gonna have years with them, yeah. But these type of people turn vile in a second without recourse.

And I've dealt with them personally, be it in my family or personally in my life. More than I'd like to admit.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Anytime I look at Gwen Hartley, I feel like sitting her in a chair and tying her up in the exact position that one of the Spuds and dropping her in a hammock or bean bag. I picture turning the tv to a show in a foreign language and jamming a tube down her throat or letting her sit in her own shit while I describe it to the world in detail. I feel like dressing her up in ridiculous clothes, never letting her speak or maybe putting some glasses with vaseline on her and some fucked up headphones that block noises. Maybe throw some horribly itchy shit in her walker.

kinky

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Gwen thinks the worst one is hungry, but it could just be seizing https://www.facebook.com/TheHartleyHooligans/videos/888106507959549/ but that's close right?


That kind of "God" gave you Trump didn't he? God himself handpicked the orange overlord and saved you from Hillary. That's a very considerate God.

Her random eye movements eventually trigger whatever that eagle eye program is but she actually never interacts with it in any capacity even though it’s a loud blaring screen inches from her face, her most interaction is randomly grunting in the direction of Gwen .

Ofc Gwen thinks she’s doing great and pretends her total lack of interest is because she’s hungry. But Lola’s probably always hungry she’s a skeleton ffs.

 

[Dysnomia]

I can only assume Lola was devoured. We all know Claire has been waiting for this moment.

The chickenpox pics always bothered me. Your weak, starving, pox covered child who you refuse to give any real medicine is being dressed up and paraded in silly costumes?

Would a normal parent drag their sick kid out of bed and force them into a lobster costume because the internet needs pics of that? No. They wouldn't. So why do it to a kid who is suffering from chickenpox in addition to being horrifically disabled? I had chickenpox when I was nine and it was horrible. But I was a normal kid. Lola is not. I'm surprised she survived at all. Didn't it linger far longer than normal?

She looks like she's dead in those pics. Yet Gwen just can't resist a good photo op. Your kid is fighting for her life and you gotta break out that lobster costume. But don't worry everyone. Lola has been treated with essential oils and pureed raw veggies. Much better than real medicine.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Gwen thinks the worst one is hungry, but it could just be seizing https://www.facebook.com/TheHartleyHooligans/videos/888106507959549/ but that's close right?
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Ugh, Lola's permanent teeth are coming in and it looks p. gnarly. If she's got a set of normal size adult chompers coming in things are going to get ugly. Gwen might actually have to face her having surgery to have particular teeth removed if there isn't enough room for them, it's not like Lola needs them anyway.

I was curious about how adult teeth come in on microcephalics and for some reason this terrifying image was in the first page of GIS results.

 

[Bani]

Was there confirmation that Gwen was a religious fundamentalist, or is it just something that's so common among parents of kids with severe disabilities that we assumed she was?

Sometimes you have to sit down and ask yourself, "Is this a fulfilling little person I'm raising to put into society, or is this a cross-eyed, emotionless baby doll that shoots out dairrhea four times a day?"

The worst thing for Cal in this situation is that once his parents bite it, he'll be stuck taking care of his sisters for the rest of his life (if they live that long that is). Don't you just love it when parents saddle their hapless kids with their mistakes?

 

[CWCissey]

Was there confirmation that Gwen was a religious fundamentalist, or is it just something that's so common among parents of kids with severe disabilities that we assumed she was?

Sometimes you have to sit down and ask yourself, "Is this a fulfilling little person I'm raising to put into society, or is this a cross-eyed, emotionless baby doll that shoots out dairrhea four times a day?"

The worst thing for Cal in this situation is that once his parents bite it, he'll be stuck taking care of his sisters for the rest of his life (if they live that long that is). Don't you just love it when parents saddle their hapless kids with their mistakes?

Nah the girls will eat it long before Gwen and the dad.

 

[LogicBeetch]

Her random eye movements eventually trigger whatever that eagle eye program is but she actually never interacts with it in any capacity even though it’s a loud blaring screen inches from her face, her most interaction is randomly grunting in the direction of Gwen .

Ofc Gwen thinks she’s doing great and pretends her total lack of interest is because she’s hungry. But Lola’s probably always hungry she’s a skeleton ffs.

Yeah. It's fairly clear that she's not actually interacting or even noticing the screen. Gwen is too busy crooning and swooning to give the poor kid a chance to focus on the actual task at hand. I think it is supposed to track her gaze- as even the smallest infants with ANY brain function, can tell the difference between light and shadow or will gaze at something that moves across their field of vision- it's so ingrained that you can't fake being blind because your eyes will instinctive follow a light and dark pattern. This poor thing is so brain damaged (in the truest sense of the term) that her instincts don't even function.

 

[Mrs Paul]

What exactly are these "oils" she uses? Are they something you rub on your skin, or are they ingested?