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💰 GrifterElijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
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There's also going to be coverage on Jaden McNeil's stream today, here's a link and I'll clip it and archive it as well once it's over (he only leaves streams up for a few minutes after he ends). For newcomers to the thread, Jaden is a somewhat prominent figure in Elijah's recent drama because he was the original source of the allegations that Kezia put in the court filings. The allegations that Elijah molested someone as a church youth leader were made by a former RiftTV cameraman in Jaden's live chat, I'll try to find the clip.
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threw this together for a quick laugh, a short compilation of highlights from this grifting saga. I may work on this more later
I have no idea how child custody works, but I wonder if Keiza will eventually cut off all visiting rights since Elijah is making himself a walking target. He's looking to start trouble, and it is possible that he'd get punched in the face or in a drug fueled maina fight with someone over this. If he keeps inserting himself into emotionally charged racial conflicts, there is a good chance this stupid asshole will get punched and Keiza can or will have to cut contact on the grounds that Elijah's kids could possibly be in the crossfire just by being associated with him, period. Especially since he mentions them on his public fucking show like this. Poor kids.
I won't be the first to say this, but I'll state it again: all that booze and drugs really fucked over his brain. For those who wonder why he thinks something is a good idea, he basically took a clothing iron to the folds of his brain and smoothed a lot of them out with how much alcohol and drugs he's used. I don't even know him that well, I just know he was bright enough to catch multiple people's attention while younger and you have to have some kind of wit to do that. He really overpartied. He's going to gain the Ralphamale look if he survives the nect 10 years without an incident.
Right now they are determining who has jurisdiction over the children, Florida or Texas. Texas is waiting for Florida to make their decision first. If Florida decides that they don't have jurisdiction then it'll default to Texas.
First Destiny, then Dankula and now Elijah. Every e-celeb from either side of the political aisle wants a piece of Empathchan for some reason lol. Amazing. My money is on Rekieta simping for her next.
First Destiny, then Dankula and now Elijah. Every e-celeb from either side of the political aisle wants a piece of Empathchan for some reason lol. Amazing. My money is on Rekieta simping for her next.
It's not that anyone even wants her in particular, she just whores around everywhere and will try to worm her way into anyone's dms for the slightest crumb of attention/to get kompromat on them. Bog standard BPD crackhead hoe shit. Eliza Schafthead is just a really easy target because he'll try to fuck anything (male or female) with a pulse.
Apparently, has been trying to get Nick's attention to and try to sell herself as a bride to her.
Of course, Nick rejected her, I would say it's good on Nick if it weren't for the fact that he is completely gay.
So if it were a 20 year old guy who likes to put on cat ears, this might have been a different story.
(And apparently, from what I seen other people on Twitter say, Nick has had multiple women offer themselves to him and end up rejecting them all. For someone who claims to be a traditional catholic who wants to save white civilization. You would think he would be enthusiastic to immediately start a family with the most viable one. But of course he is gay and 15 is his maximum age requirement.)
Elijah Schaffer joins some Twitter user's spaces to talk about his e-girlfriend that will apparently be giving him a handjob tonight before he goes to bed.
Intro, The Bit, and Viral Journalism Strategy In this opening block, Elijah joins the Space, addresses his "sexual patriot" title, and explains the Provocative journalism strategy behind the viral video featuring his girlfriend.
Can you let Elijah speak? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see if it works now. Thanks. Okay, now, sorry about that. It just kept shutting off the sound when I joined before, so I had to exit the app. Yeah, you're good, man. No worries. How's it going? Wait, Beardson, first of all, two things. I'm going to glaze you for a second. Beardson's a real nigga, and we love Beardson, and I think that his... He's one of the few people, him and like Chad or whatever, are way under, they're underappreciated, underexposed. And I know what that's like because they're real ass niggas. So first of all, I'll just say that. Secondly, shout out Beardson fans. I don't know what you guys call yourselves, but we love Beardson at Rift. And Beardson's actually cracked every girl that I have before me, actually. Whoa. Which is like kind of crazy. Okay. That's true. We got it on camera, actually. All right. No, no, no. I'm not a sexual patriot, okay? That's stolen valor. I can't take that title. Hey, can you let Nicky Rudd in here, too? He's a listener. Can you let him in? Yeah, yeah. Just have him request all of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring him in. All the Riff people are here right now. We're in separate rooms. Yeah, yeah. I'll bring the DL... What's it? Kingvon? Kingvon's throat gut? I'll bring her on in a second, too. All right, cool. Yeah, so... Here, just go over there in the other room real fast, or whatever. So, what do you want to talk about? What do you want to know? I got the DL. I can tell everything. Yeah, I mean, I'm just like... I don't even know where to start, really. Like, what's the deal? Like, what a... It just... With another e-girl, I mean, I just... I'm tired a little bit. I'm a little fatigued of the e-girls saying the N-word. I'm not going to lie. I just think it's like... We've had enough. We've been through this. You know what I mean? I can't really take much more of the... It feels performative to me. I'm not going to lie. I don't really like it. And I just don't really see what the angle here is or what the play is. I'm trying to be respectful. No, no, no. I don't really... I'm a real ass nigga going hard as fuck. So here's the deal. So number one, I know, I know I've said, I'm not bringing any more e-girls around, but actually she's, she's not an e-girl. She's just a girl. She has no political opinions because she's a woman. And, um, with women, it's like, they actually don't think anything, um, about themselves. They mold to you and they, uh, turn into you. I just know, I just know this chick, uh, for a while now. Um, actually she was like friends with Sarah stock and, um, And I just like know her and we've hung out multiple times just for fun. And basically, you're right and you're wrong on this because like you're correct about no more eagles or like, so I was an electrician here. It's like drilling in the wall. So you might hear some drilling. Basically what the deal is, is like we're basically doing a bit and I think it's very real. i literally go look if you say they're chimping out and you do something when blacks are chimping out it'll i didn't think it'll go this far we thought it would just be kind of like a joke i'm like because i put up a picture with her like about a month or two ago um with a like a patex elite watch on and um it did like 1.2 million views and everybody just like straight up dude everybody like i'm not drinking anything but i'm just being honest everybody just want me to be miserable like with milo and like they actually Like it's not even, they didn't just want to destroy my business or my life. Like they, I can't get into details, but they wanted me to kill myself. And, um, they did some really nasty stuff that I can't even say I'm on a gag order on one of the, one of the trials, but I'm just like happy. And I have a girl around and I like her and we hang out and she's my girlfriend. And I think it's, it's fun. And, um, I was just like, look, you're hot. If we just put you saying a clip, watch how everyone's going to eat it up. So it's like, it's like both true and not. It's like, It's like, yeah, you are tired of it, but it's funny because you can just put a girl online and make her say the N-word, and she can actually go viral. And it's actually funny. It's almost like a social experiment in a way that, like, we didn't even know was as real as it is. Because, you know, I went out to this event with Georgie, with Sith Lord, and he's, like, he's honestly the best producer I've ever had. Aw, shit. Yeah. Hey, baby. We love you, baby. Aw, thanks. Dude, we're never beating the alligator. Dude, you shouldn't have done that. Oh, no. It's not what it looks like. No, it's all right. Hey, I'm okay with it. We're gay here, okay? It's fine. Well, the problem is we've got two tops in the house, so we can't have her kiss, but we do love... We support each other's sexuality. We love it. Oh, my God. Yeah, we love that shit. But what I was going to say is... is like, we, I was literally like, dude, look, we're getting kind of back. We've lost everything. We lost control of the government. The Jews got like, it's not even like a Jew posting. It's like, it's not even fun to talk about the Jews anymore. We're going to have to just kind of like start like reeling people in and just going back to like 2016 era of like, like just being bluntly racist, having hot girls say racist things and like, kind of like We stir up young people and get them to remind why they need to keep fighting because everyone's blackpilled. So not all the footage, just our footage. I calculated my footage from the views it did across all platforms. It's over 50 million views. And what we did is two things and why the journalism works. It's like I go, let's go there. And let's just make people not like blacks by just showing them what black people do. And it's like, well, what's better than just let's get a hot girl to just say they're chimping out. She made up the nigger done part from Cat Williams speech. It's actually just a Cat Williams line. It's niggerdom everywhere, he says. And it kind of like almost like proves the point, but also proves we shouldn't blackpill so much. Because like, dude, we can get people interested in what we're doing by just having hot girls say that. What we don't want is this. And we're not going to do – I'm not going to do this with my girl. It's like, I'm not going to have her start telling us her political opinions because your job is just to be hot and mirror me. And that's basically it. And then also it's like, all the shit that people are saying about her online, which is like, the throat growth thing is hilarious because that account was made after that guy was dead and it's like actually kind of funny because it's a dead rapper and um she's like she matches my energy she's like me she's a troll she likes to with people and she thinks it's funny and even she was like i don't want to share my political opinion so like the the based part about it is like yeah just find a bad who's hot and will match your energy and just tell her to do some racist things every once in a while so that you get a boner but at the same time it's like It's like you don't want a Sarah Stock to come on. You don't want a Sarah Stock to come on and start telling you about what she thinks about the world. Yeah, we've learned from our mistakes. It's not a Sarah Stock 2.0 situation. She's going to be doing stuff for our Instagram shorts and YouTube shorts and TikTok. She's not going to really be on our podcast. And all those other outlets are really to funnel people into the podcast where we do our more, I mean, I wouldn't even call it intellectual, but...
FBI Plot, Drug Test Results, and Content Stunts Elijah details an alleged plot by the FBI/SDNY, the murder of Charlie Kirk, his passed 12-month hair/skin drug test, and the GiveSendGo "bit" used to mock e-girl culture.
What's going on, bro? Yeah, it doesn't think about this is we're actually trying to do something different to explain to people is like What we're trying to do is like we're actually our goal with rift right now is to make a bunch of like short-form normie content which actually worked even that event it's like let's make normie content like even look at the clips like no one's giving me the credit for this like I literally did the meme where like I put a smart good black guy who believes in white lives and he's arguing with the niggers that are chimping out and And the boomers love it. Like even like the licensing people that wanted, it's like a good black guy tells bad black people. And you see all the boomers being like on Facebook, like look at this great black guy and how he's telling the blacks they're bad. Like we all know it's stupid. Yeah, the majority of blacks suck. And we're not on that game. But the goal is like, dude, people ruined my life in ways. I've made a video on it. But in ways that... like people could not understand and would not because i'm on a gag order and i actually like i'll go to jail for like six years if i if i if i if i share some things but there was um a lot of illegal things happened to me and it was because we were going to get a little over i know it's weird number but a little over six million dollars between january and february to push rift and essentially there was a plot from the new york uh sd uh whatever sdfbi um that was to undermine and take out um individuals who are against state objectives and rift being that we had all these talent and people and we were going to get like another six and a half million dollars um we were going to expand and bring on nikki and all these people and it was like that was right before the iran war i'm not going to go into any i'm not going to rant too much i'm just saying i know charlie kirk and i firmly believe charlie kirk's murder was a part of this fbi plot But it involves foreign governments. It is very scary and it's dark money and it's very nasty. But like, dude, they came to me and blackmailed me, bro. Like they came, there's videos, like dude, last night, last night, someone put a fucking video up of my penis on the internet, you know? And I had to get it taken down for like, That's the shit, when I said show my dick even, it's because that's what they threatened. They're like, we're gonna put your cock on the internet, everything. So I had everything flashed before me. If you don't remember, back to February, what I was told was if I had to delete all my social media, and go to rehab. And I've shared, I haven't shared this very much publicly, but it's like, I went and did the most extensive drug test available to man where they like clip your nails, your toenails, everything. And they like check all your skin samples, which can tell you a years of your life. It can tell you a year of your life, what drugs you've done, like down to like the milk, like the, like the, No, no leader or whatever. It is the the unit I passed it I I've not I've not been on drugs There was this narrative created that I was on drugs and that I was like, you know, like this crazy stuff My divorce was exploited, you know, people don't know that I was like separated for a year before my divorce My divorce had nothing to do with Sarah stock. It's all bullshit but but that being said is like I Basically, all they had to do was survive. And that's what I realized is that they were trying to get me to kill myself. And all I had to do was fucking survive. So we've been doing bits this whole time. Like that backrooms video was a bit to fuck with people. Those like videos like, oh, I'm on my way to find my wife and kids or like writing a song, Jimbo Zoomer shot, Jimbo Zoomer for making the greatest AI edit of a song about my kids. Like that stuff is just because it's so fucked up what they did. And I got my kids back, by the way, people. My kids are with me. So fuck everyone who did that because, you know, there's no legal reason my kids can't be with me. I'm not on drugs. I'm not getting prostitutes. It's all stupid. We had to come back and we have to do something. We had to do something new. And something... Something... Hold on. Something... Something creative. And what we've decided is, is rather than just going like fringe and popping off, we're going to keep doing what Riff did, where it's like, when we go to something, and I've had this my whole life, when we go to something, we will be the narrative. All my ops were there. You know, like Savannah Hernandez was there. You had like this other chick that I'm not allowed to mention her name anymore legally and people working for James O'Keefe. Only our footage got out. The whole country. And what happened at the end of this? Two things. People are back in love with racist white girls. They know blacks are retarded. We made a new meme. That black woman that was yelling in my face, she's now on that picture mural of insane niggers. And we did a great job. Carmelo Anthony's in prison. And guess what his memory is? Guess what his fucking memory is? That everyone who supports him is a fucking dirty nigger and sucks. And the people who support Austin Metcalf are hot and pretty and white power. And it's like, that's narrative control. It's what I've worked in doing. That's what I've worked with foreign governments to do. I'm not a foreign op. I don't work for foreign governments. I've just worked in other countries and helped them. Life is about changing narratives. And I don't really get to share this stuff anywhere, but I'm just sharing it here. Our goal is to kind of like change the direction. Everyone's demoralized. Everyone's blackpilled. No one has any hope for our country. And it's like, well, when did we get hope for our country? It was like through edits, through fucking... Instagram edits Hitler translated AI speeches hot girls and whatever the joke is it's a kind of a bitch She's not it. This is all in here. She's not an e-girl She's a normal girl who we kind of made an e-girl by accident, but kind of by purpose So we actually created an e-girl to be a caricature in a portrait. She's not trad. We're not doing trad cast shit and she's not trad she never claimed to be no trad is dead she's not trad bro she's elijah shaffer's girlfriend of course she's not trad okay it's like just truthful sarah was not trad she just pretended and now with rift it's like how about we just show people you can you can be a sexual patriot i'm converting to orthodoxy and it's like to be honest like even to kind of put some people down for my my hodom you know reputation The last person I'd been with before her was my ex-wife. I was not hoeing around. I'm actually converting to Orthodox Christianity. I have a girlfriend. So what? She's hot and I like her and I like her tits. I'm straight. It's fine. But at the same time, why can't we just control the narrative? And it's like, why don't we make fake e-girls? And like you, Beardson, it's basically like with your picture. It's like you have your picture and you intentionally make people think you're a fat, ugly ass chud when you're actually like a fucking bodybuilder and shit and are based. And meanwhile, you like think it's funny that people think that you're like a fucking disgusting faggot and it's like that's kind of what we're doing here and we're going to keep it going um like that's even why nikki made the give send go like we actually gonna still probably do a bit on that it's like we didn't even try to raise money we're gonna be like a girl said the n-word now let's get a give send go give her money now give her money and we're making fun of the whole fucking e-girl movement only because why well that was the only person as soon as it was posted and it was like everyone expected us to do that and so we did it for the bit We did it for the bid, never collected a dime, and deleted it. Well, because we realized it's actually not cool to, like, take advantage of people. I guess we thought it was funny, and in hindsight, we realized, you know... Yeah. Well, it's not cool. We're like, yeah, we're like, okay, well, actually, no, like, we didn't want people to give money, so let's take it down so that, like, people don't actually give money because... It might actually get money because it started the video started going so viral that we took it down like okay It's got like a million views be funny. It's like Beardson our friends gave like five one dollar It's a baby. I love you. Marry me. Here's a dollar some Indians gave money But I'm like I did we actually shouldn't be like it's going so viral some actual niggas are gonna give her money and like we don't Fucking rob people or do scams or shit like someone already made a coin They already approached us like a Solana coin about her and you know made that shit So we don't do that shit because we don't we don't like scams but Essentially was a bit. It was supposed to be funny and it got kind of out of control and now we're kind of stuck with him We're gonna play with it because like I don't know King von throat coat. That's a kind of fucking hilarious I was like, she's gay. She's a Jewish like mud shark whatever it's like really she's just like a girl that I am my girlfriend that I know and We're from LA and it's like whatever it's like, okay. Yeah, she 22 my 33 Yeah, she's almost like, you know whatever, I'll have to be there for one year and break up with her when she gets too old, like 23. It's a little old, 22, you know, it's a little old. Um, you know, so I'm, I'm, I'm dating mature woman now, you know, you should feel proud of me. I'm dating 22 year olds. Like that's, that's a big, that's a big deal. That's all we should take from this is, uh, is, uh, you can still date old women that are 22, you know?
Empath Chan Blackmail and Debunking Pedophilia Smears This segment covers his interaction with Empath Chan, his intent to press felony revenge porn charges, and his rebuttal of child sex offender smears involving Jaden McNeil and a former camera guy.
and him started talking like peak crash out. Like this is peak crash out, okay? And it didn't last very long. It was like two weeks or so of conversation. This is kind of when I got into the picture. He didn't know the background on Empath Chan. I told him. And as soon as I told him that she's a leaker, that she's going to, you know, everything that you send her will destroy you or be used to destroy you. Well, then he stopped talking to her. He didn't know. And I didn't know she was ugly and chopped either. It's like it wasn't a thing. And she was blowing up his phone every fucking day, like a million text messages. No, even yesterday. I'm going to read you some. I'm not going to fire begging for his attention. And then she sends him a text that says, I'm going to leak your dick if you don't talk to me. And so it's like, OK, well, let me read this video in the video. It's like he's clearly fucked up. Like, you know, anyone that that that's that level of drunk is like going to do some, you know, they're going to pull their cock out on FaceTime. OK. It's like, are you really going to post that video? It's like, clearly he's inebriated. You're taking advantage of somebody, you know? It's like, he doesn't even recall doing that. You know what I mean? It's just, it's very low. And I want to say, yeah, and I don't talk to, so I didn't know. So basically she was texting me, flirting with me, thought she was like, well, she looks hot on some pictures. I'm an e-boy, whatever. You know, you got to catch them all. Right. The girls. And obviously things are shitty in my life. Some girls text me and tell me she likes me since she thinks I'm hot. I don't know who this is. I'm not in with the AF lore. I don't know anything. And then Georgia tells me, dude, don't talk to her. Cut her off like that. She's actually like chop. Check out these pictures and whatever. And I was like. okay, like, I, oh, shit, like, she is chopped, what the fuck, she's in Ireland, dude, like, I don't, I've never seen her at any event, I don't know how she looks, and she's a good catfish, like, she does look hot in some of her pictures, but then, like, look at this, it's like, I stopped talking to her, it's like, Sunday, March 15th, hi, Sunday, April 12th, Elijah, the cops took my phone, and I have a new one, so I don't know if you messaged me on signal, but I can't read them. I hope you're good. Miss you. April 23rd. Don't respond. Elijah, I'm going to add your signal on my new number, because I keep blocking your number. Saturday, May 2nd. Hey, do you want to call later? Monday, May 25th. I miss you, nigga. I just got... Oh, I think we lost him. Uh, one sec. I'll go see what's up. Yeah, yeah, no worries. Um, I do want to say, though, real quick, though... I do want to say real quick, though, we do need Elijah to do the funniest thing ever, and that is to press charges against Empath Chan and get her arrested for revenge porn. That would be fucking awesome. That would be such a W if you did that, honestly. She might be getting permanently banned soon. That post got removed, and as far as we know right now, it's in process of her getting permanently banned from the website. Yeah, I would honestly look into contacting the authorities. Yeah, I think we will. Like, make the switch pay. I think we will do that. Yeah. You should, like, unironically. Because I'm pretty sure, like, revenge porn is illegal in Ireland. So I would absolutely, like, press charges. It's not a federal crime. I'm pressing charges. I'm suing multiple. Listen, guys, I'm in multiple court cases. But what I was going to say is, from the messages real fast, you guys didn't hear me. She sent me. These are all separate messages, like, days apart, by the way, over weeks. I messaged her WhatsApp. Then it's again. Message you again. Check WhatsApp. Check WhatsApp. Check it again. I block her on WhatsApp. Block her on Signal. And she says, yesterday, she calls me multiple times. And then it's like, Elijah, it's Empath. Elijah, hi. This is April 23rd. I'm in Rome right now. I think you can give Nick a message for a potential meetup. I would really appreciate it. So now she's trying to meet Nick. And then she's like, I don't respond. She's like, hey, Elijah, it's Empath Chan. Then again, can we talk? So I'm ignoring her because he told me about this like completely. That's like not cool. And then she tells me, she sends me a message last night at 551. I haven't read any of these until I saw that. It says, retweet my posts. where I'm going to post recordings of you I took on my phone. And by the way, I don't think that recording was even to her. It was to a group chat with these girls that I was talking to. That's why it's not direct screen recording. It's on someone else's phone. But it's like, retweet my post or I'm going to post recordings of you I took on my phone. Then she messaged me again three hours later and says, retweet this at 828 and then gives me another call. I haven't talked to her except for that, like, short window. And I just know a bunch of e-girls. And, yeah, okay, maybe I've been drunk and pulled my dick out with girls and they like it. So it's not weird. That's not a weird thing. We've all been there. We've all been there. But – But also, well, it works and the things I do work and I, I get asked and that's, people are mad about that. And it's like, I'm sorry, you little chud and cell. Like if you can get asked, you would be getting it too. Like there's a big difference between like being noble and I respect the hell out of like. someone like Nikki Rudd, who's like Christian and noble. And he's like, uh, he's like, he's a, he's a, he's a good guy. And so he's, you know, he's getting offered ass all the time and he's not running around fucking everything he sees. Um, and it's like, you respect him because you're like, damn, you're a good looking little nigga. And you, you come from a, you know, wealthy family and everything. And you get, you can get a lot of pussy, but you're selective and you're not, you're not just like, you're a different kind of sexual patriot. You're like a, you're like actually a a good person. And it's like, Hey, listen, I can get pussy and I have, and I can, and it's like, I'm not as big of a, like a fucking fuck boy or horse people think, but it's like, Hey, it's like the hottest girls, you know, or the eager, the e-girls you see are wanting to dome you and top you and whatever. It's like, then, then let's, let's go, let's do it. However, with empath, it's, it's the age old thing. It's like, I've had girls that I've talked to before. They're like fat and ugly. Right. We've all had that. And you see their Instagram, you look hot. And then you meet them in real life. And you're like, Oh, I got to go. You know, I got to go. You're actually, uh, you're 120 pounds. You're fat, you know, go away. Um, and so with empath, yeah, it was just like, Oh, it was just like a hot girl that like wanted to like chat with me a couple of weeks while I was crashing out. And Georgia's like, don't talk to her. She's retarded. I actually had to get someone high up at X last night. I was able to get ahold of them. because it takes a long time. I actually go to X, and I'm actually talking to X about this right now, and I'm talking to a lawyer today, and I'm going to get her account permanently banned. I'm going to get her banned. I'm going to get her permanently banned. I'm going to get her taken off, and I also might get her banned off other platforms as well for revenge porn. That's a felony, by the way. She has a felony, and we screen recorded it. We have it, and we have proof, and we got all the documentation, and I have her messages. That's why I have them all screenshotted. The fact that there's two things wrong with this. I want to say this. I'm not freaked out. The fact that someone thinks posting my cock on the internet would bother me is like the funniest thing ever. Like literally people fucking, I make a post just like I'm with my kids today and people put posts under there. Like you're a convicted child, sex offender. And so it's like, nigga, I've never touched a child. What the fuck are you talking about? It's like my, my ex wife fucking, uh, works with, uh, her and her brother work with, uh, Jaden McNeil and a bunch of A-loggers, and they clip my show and they work with Kiwi Farms, all this shit, and they're trying to build some stuff for a case. I already know that, it's not a big deal. And it's like, bro, you already threatened to put my cock on the internet multiple times. By the way, Milo has my personal text messages with my ex-wife. That's very invasive. Dude, they posted videos. My wife posted a video of her picking a fight with me asleep in my bedroom. Um, and waking me up and then cuts it. So it's just me getting mad at her and puts it out. And then they put like, like captions over it. Like, this is how he treats the mother of his children. Stuff like, bitch, you have no idea what happened before that. I said those things. Like it was, you would have said the same things too. And it's not that big of a deal. People like try to tarnish my image to the point where it's like, I don't care if my cock's up. So I actually, I don't care. And I've had multiple people threaten me with random shit. I don't care. Anyone that does it, I'm just going to come after you legally. But two, I don't care because the reason why Milo and everyone else didn't post my sex stuff is they still have stuff. Milo and Jade and all those people have really compromising videos and stuff of me. And the reason why even pieces of shit like that have not posted them is because, nigga, you're going to get sued or go to jail. You know? Like, that's actually... Just saying that I'm a pedophile or something like that. Okay, whatever. Tell Indians I'm a pedophile. So every time I talk about India, they go, you're a pedophile. Cool, I'm not a pedophile. It doesn't bother me. Posting my cock doesn't bother me. But you can say a lot of shit about a public figure. This is actually kind of crazy. You can say a lot of shit about a public figure and get away with it. And the reason why people ask me, well, if none of the stuff they say about you is true, why haven't you sued them then? I go, well, because... A lot of people who have said things about me did it smart. They worked together and they didn't exactly say it. Like for instance, where'd the pedophile accusation come from? It's like this. A random super chatter super chats Jaden and says something about me or my dad or something like that. Jaden reads it and goes, oh my gosh, he got kicked out of his church for fucking a 16 year old boy. Is that Elijah? Is that his dad? Or who is that? Then my brother-in-law takes it, clips it out, gives it to my ex-wife. My ex-wife brings it to the court and goes, oh, this guy said that he heard a story that Elijah's a pedophile. And it's like, and then what gets published in the papers, Elijah's wife said that he admitted he was a pedophile. It's like, really all that happened was a super chatter, this camera guy from LA that I fired was mad because he was Mexican and he was retarded and they couldn't do his shit. And I fired him. This is around the time that Jaden McNeil was actually my intern. By the way, Jaden got caught on my couch unironically looking at gay porn. Very weird. That's kind of why I fired him, because he was into weird porn. I didn't like that shit. And also jerking off on my couch was weird. I have a wife. What are you doing? And so basically, the camera guy, I fired him because he was just incompetent. He's Mexican. Then he tried to keep my camera. It was a multi-thousand dollar camera. And I told him, I was like, dude, your job is so easy. You literally hold a camera. I can hire... I can hire a literal teenager to do your job and they could do it better. And I was a youth director at the time. I have no accusations with children ever. And so I hired a 16 year old who's my friend to this day, by the way, he's a childhood friend. I've known him since he was like two. Might I mind you like, oh, you're hiring one of your youth group kids. It's like, hey, I grew up in the church. Like I grew up there my whole life. I was 25 years there in that church. And it's like, It's like I hired a teenager because he's fucking adopted and his parents were poor, needed money. So I paid him to shoot my videos for like a month. And that guy was really mad. He tried to keep my camera. And so then he goes like, oh... That's where he started saying that. He's like, oh, you're just, you know, he's fucking him or whatever. They're having sex. And it's like, yeah, my little mentee, like I'm a youth director. I literally mentor teenagers like you fucking faggot. It's like it's not weird. Don't make it weird to like fucking help a teenager get a job. Like that's like just like helping anyone get a job. It's nice. So then he's mad because I basically told him I'd sue him if he didn't give me my equipment back. And he basically got blacklisted from the industry. He used to work with Nick. He's actually the same guy who filmed that clip of Nick at the MAGA March. I don't know. He's a grown adult. Oh, making a gay joke. Elijah... Asked me if I wanted a drink or something. I think he wanted to have sex with me. And it's like... Nigga, you guys are all retarded. Like, if I ask you to fucking... If I ask if you want a drink while you're at an adult party that's 21 plus... That you have to be 21 to be there at a fucking professional event. I offer you a drink because you told me you're a fan. I'm a nice guy. Not a pedophile. You fucking... And that guy was an adult too, by the way. It's like... And the same guy who filmed that and did all that, they tried to create some fucking narrative because he was mad because he got fucking replaced, dumb Mexican. He got replaced with a teenager. So what I'm saying about these lies and this bullshit is, yeah, yeah, some of these lies and this bullshit is like what they say about that stuff and the random shit they say, it basically is just like hearsay word of mouth stuff.
Rift Business Model and Relationship Publicness Elijah and his team justify using provocative short-form content as a financial funnel for the Rift network and explain why he chooses to make his personal life public to take ammunition away from his "ops".
still an e-girl yes but it's not an amy dangerfield it's not a faith merrill it's not a sarah stock like this is kind of a different category yeah she literally doesn't care like i don't think you understand she literally even says she's like she's like why are people saying i'm like a trad girl it's like it's like i i'm actually with her because we're look we're both kind of like you know i mean look i got two kids whatever i'm divorced you know whatever and you know girls like read shit and i'm like fuck like this is true it's like she reads that stuff she told me she's like I don't care it's funny or whatever like it's like and it's just like hey why don't you be in a video people will like you and we're kind of kind of killed the trap movement and we're gonna work with her to make sure that like the traffic is kind of dead. And Rift has always had e-girls. It's always just been part of the company. It's like people didn't like it back then. They're not going to like it now, but it still helped our company be what it is today. It helped us get relevant and helped us stay relevant. And, you know, Sarah's stock is still relevant today and she's been offline for like six months or something. So there's something to be said about it. I know. Sarah's stock breeding Groyper. You know, yeah, right. Yeah. I can't wait for her Groyper accounts to pop up. But, yeah, Beardson, if you want to respond, I know we kind of filibustered there, so go ahead. No, that's all right, man. I like hearing you guys talk because it's less work than I have to do. But, I mean, I don't know. I think the thing is it just feels like I get what you're saying, but I can't get behind it, man. I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just shutting out a little bit. What do you mean you can't get behind it? Because I just feel like we do have to have some standards here. I feel like the problem is, is that like, if, if we're just gonna like, I mean, not, not we, I guess, I mean, you guys are kind of doing your own thing. We're kind of doing our own thing, you know, but it's like on a personal level for me, I just, I can't really engage with like this kind of content where it's just like some eager. Get gets rewarded with like dopamine and cloud and everything, because she does like the most, like lowest common denominator thing. And like, I get what you're saying where it's like, yeah, we're using her and we're getting, we're getting, you know, attention on our channel and stuff. Like, you know, for the record, I think you guys should have a million views every night. Like, I love you guys. You guys are great. But, you know, it's just this fucking e-girl stuff. I just feel like it's so lowbrow. And it's indicative of, like, I think a larger problem in the right wing, which is, like, that we have no fucking standards at all. You know what I mean? We have no standards at all. Like, people, it's like, all you have to do now is, like, say the N-word. It's like dangling keys in front of toddlers. You know what I mean? They're like, people are enamored by it. Yeah. yeah well regardless it's uh sorry i'm in the car so it might sound like regardless it's just good for business like these these dudes these chuds on the internet she goes out there and just says and now there's a million batman or whatever lego videos of oh i just died in your arms tonight like regardless it's just good for business and that's always going to be there there's always going to be sims and that's how they're going to act like you like we're not going to change that by telling people actually we need to be super based and like never give a fuck about women like it's just gonna be that way so i think it's totally cool if you just have some chick there that's just should sit there and look good and bring eyes to the content that actually people do need to hear and that's coming from the men you know it's coming from me georgie and elijah so i don't think it's a problem well i was gonna say side note too like a little angle you might not be thinking is like when I said the blackmail and everything, like I know any girl in my life, people are going to try to destroy her. And it kind of takes the power away from them by just like, I'm a public figure, dude. And I don't know why, but people are like super interested in my sex life. And I never understood it. I don't, I don't get it now. Never will. Uh, but I know that like, The goal would be to try to bring a wedge between me and a girl in my life by like blasting her publicly. And it's like, well, I'm public. Well, my, my relationship's public. It's going to be public anyways. And I'm not going to do like a fucking James Fishback, which I love him by the way, but I'm going to like take a side, side, you know, slanted picture or something like that with my girl. I just got married randomly. and confuse everyone. I'm public, and my girlfriend comes to events, and she happened to just be in an event with me. And by putting it out there, it's like, oh, you can't really attack me by attacking her. It doesn't really work. So it kind of takes away the ammunition from the enemies. Yeah, there's another thing here, though. Like... Like, Rift in and of itself, it was never the intellectual show. I know I touched on this earlier, but I think it's important to say it again. It's like, we were never the intellectual show. And you're talking about standards, Beardson, and I agree, but... You know, it's like people have Nick already. They have Nick, they can tune into his show and get the in-depth analysis on every major news story. I'm like, well, we obviously can't top that or compete with that. And not, and we're not trying to, we were an entertainment show and we, we tell the news in an entertaining way. We make jokes and it's not super high IQ. I wouldn't say it's super low IQ either, but you know, having a girl it's like, like fresh and fit or the whatever podcast, correct. Also does the girl thing. It's like, it's kind of that, right? Those shows are, I wouldn't, in some ways similar. It's not like a high IQ show. You go to be entertained and like, yeah, we tell you the news as well. But I just don't see it. It's like having a news, like a female anchor, not to say she's actually going to be a co-host or anything, but it's like having a female, like, on uh uh fox and friends or something that one chick um it's like that's kind of how we're seeing it here we're not gonna put her on a pedestal and have her preach to men and you know do all that bullshit that sarah did it's a it is just a little different she's not going to be um as public as a figure i would say it's just more for our instagram tiktok and youtube shows like we're not trying to force you i view her like a ring girl honestly i view it like a ring girl You've got these chicks walking around to the main event of men, like, fighting each other, right? That's a good analogy. The ring girls are there for the gooners just to bring it out. That's how I view this. Yeah, I mean, I get all that, dude, but I think the problem is, too, and this is, I'm curious to see what you guys' thoughts on this, too, it's like, because I understand, it gets you clicks, it gets you attention, that's great, but it's like, it is kind of bad optics, though, when you got this girl saying the N-word, and then, like, within a day, and regardless of whether or not this was, like, an edgy bit by her or not, it's like, her posting shit like, I heart black men, or whatever, it just... And then it sort of leans into this more like a lolcow territory. You know what I mean? Where people are paying attention, but now they're just like trying to watch sort of the train wreck. It's like, there, there is like different kinds of like fame and attention. And like, I do think that, you know, there, there does need to be a little like recognition of that. And I don't, I just wouldn't want to see you guys like kind of like dip into that or like become like a joke. Cause I do like what you guys do and I do like what you guys put out. You know what I'm saying? Look, I agree with you actually. Um, Yeah, Sith was saying I was filibustering a lot. Sorry, I'm just bored today. No, you're good, man. Yeah, so, like, look, I actually completely understand that, but there's also an angle where, like, like I said about, like, them trying to attack her. One second, Sith, you go first. I've got to talk to the electrician real fast. Okay. Yeah, man. I think, you know, I'll use the old adage. I don't mean to use this wrongfully, but I thought of it. What? Okay. All right. He's going to talk. I'll come back to him. He's going to work with the electrician. Uh, there's sort of like, like, um, a thing that I'm doing. It's kind of like a bit where it's like, okay, there's like this narrative and they're, they've tried to make me into a little cow basically. Um, like through Kiwi farms and stuff. They've, uh, tried to like paint this whole narrative that like yeah i'm on drugs and i lost my kids and yada yada yada and it's like none of that's even true and they're trying to make a bit of it and i'm like just kind of succeeding and it's like what after i get divorced am i not supposed to have a hot girlfriend like i mean hell yeah you should um get a younger hotter girl for sure um but also like i don't know i like this girl a lot and i like who she is it's not just about her looks it's like whatever and you know people are just really gonna try to uh anything i do right now they're gonna try to like discredit and i just have my girlfriend say something funny on camera for like two seconds and put it up and people make a big deal of it it's not really like a commentary on us it's like them it's like the fact that people loved it so much it's just like kind of funny because that's like kind of how easy the Goyim are. They just kind of slop it up and love that stuff. But I know what you're saying. And like, I just want to clarify, it's like, I'm not bringing any more e-girls around. I don't, I don't want e-girls around, but am I like, is that a problem? I'm a public figure with a big following. And if I just like put my girlfriend on one video, my, my, my clip, people like, make it a big deal it's like well i didn't really control that and i do like a girl being simple and just like liking life and hanging out so we don't talk politics you know me my girl don't talk don't talk about politics we're not we're sitting around talking about edm music and like watching listening to music and showing each other songs and hanging out you do with a chick i think what's cringe is just like when women like should maybe maybe we're different on this but it's like real quick i gotta head out thanks for uh hosting me beards and thanks for having us on Yeah, I'm a sexual patriot. I mean, like, I don't know. Like, I have a hot girlfriend and people think she's hot and she is a little bit racist like me and that's why we get along. But it's like, she's not trying to be an e-girl. Like, she's not even, like, out there, like, whatever. I'm just like, yeah, I'll just tag you and we'll see what happens or whatever. And, um... That's kind of what it is. It's like, so now I just kind of have a girlfriend who people now like as well, I guess. And they're already saying crazy ass shit on the internet. But do I care? No, because like, no, because people say
Death of the Trad Pill, Marrying Virgins, and Biblical Lust In this lengthy section, Elijah argues that the "trad pill" is a larp, recounts his failed marriage to a virgin, and uses Biblical figures like Solomon to justify his sex drive and "sexual patriot" lifestyle.
We really did. It was the time we had to, like... Okay. Elijah? Yeah, go ahead. Where did your dick get posted? Because I've been trying to find it, and I've been coming up short. Oh, okay. Well, I'll just send you multiple ones if that's what you're into. But I also want to say, like, the thing about me is, like, well, people could say, like, you really can't, like, outclass me. Because, for instance, it's like... And she's right here, too. I don't even care talking about my sex life. It's like, hey, look, I just got out of, like, a nearly decade-long marriage to a virgin, okay? I was... Married to a virgin. I was her first kiss. I'm not going to go into details. And we waited until we were married to consummate. And I don't want to talk negatively about my ex ever because it's the mother of my kids. And... Look at how that turned out. Look what her family did. Look at the whole thing. Women in themselves are destructive. That's the lesson we learned about trad and the death of the trad pill. And I think I kind of killed it myself. It's like, women are women. And they behave like women. And in the end, you can marry a virgin, have kids, and still, if she watches Love Island and reads... Romance novels and like listens to her family. She's still gonna fuck you on the way out and ruin your try to ruin your life Okay, I'm not gonna go down that road right now, but it's very very severe divorce. It's like look when I when I post anything and People say the craziest shit about me on the internet. Like, maybe the only other people I know that have the same shit said is, like, maybe Andrew Tate, Trump, and, like, Nick, where it's, like, people just spread the nastiest fucking... based off of hearsay. It doesn't even affect me anymore. I'm just like, whatever. Okay, cool. What's the new lie today or tomorrow? What's going to come out? I have no clue because I didn't do these things. Things are going to come out. I'm cool and I'm relaxed. And I found a girl that I really like who also doesn't give a shit, like, that laughs when, like, her mugshot posted or was, like, well, I was a kid. She's a teenager there, too. And it's, like, she's, like, laughing. And it's, like, I found a cool-ass bitch. And, you know, apparently other guys want to fuck her because she said the N-word. I didn't get with her because she said the N-word. That's not what it was. We didn't even talk politics at all. Well, I don't think people knew that you were dating her. I feel like it's kind of a different sitch. yeah it's like it's like it's just my girlfriend i'm a public figure and i have a girlfriend and i put her in one of my videos and it's like i didn't bring an e-girl around fall in love with her because she has an e-profile she had like 80 followers before this like she's not she doesn't even have an instagram so it's like you know 80 followers on the internet just to like repost nick clips or whatever she posts and you find a girl because girls girls are weird but you know A girl that, like, gets turned on by watching you talk about politics and doesn't talk to you about politics, just gets turned on by it. It's like, well, I'm not going to apologize to people. And, like, also, I don't really care. Like, I'm not... Like I'm saying, like, I did the virgin trad thing. It didn't work out. That's all I'm saying. And also, I'm not going to confirm or deny anything about Sarah or whatever, but she put on the LARP as a trad girl and she... you know probably wasn't um it's like just having your girls like comfortably like not trying to be trad and it's like whatever it's like guys like oh well you know she has a past or this or that it's like yeah well i also married a virgin how many virgins did you marry so i had kids with a virgin and married a virgin and it wasn't the answer like the trad pill is not the answer because the culture will still corrupt them and they still become feminists over time and then they you know stop sucking your dick what do you have a wife that doesn't suck your dick that sucks So it's like, well, maybe, maybe I'm trying something new. Maybe we're all going to find out. How often are you getting head these days? I can't confirm or deny that. Uh, but I would say I'm very happy, man. Can we get a range? Um, from Georgie or from Nikki? Um, yeah, just like throw it, throw it like a word there. What is this? Probably done. Um, Well, I'm just saying, as a guy, I can go like seven or eight times in a day pretty easily, yeah. So I can do that. You're good? We'll cap it at nine max, yeah. Okay. All right. I could. I don't think I do. I could. But I will say that, like, genuinely, it's like, look, let's just accept some facts here about the movement. It's like, look, no matter, like... The reason why Sexual Patriot is catching on, and I think Nicky Rudd made it popular, I don't know if he coined it, Nicky and Jeb made it popular, is the fact, like, I respect the hell out of the incel community. Like, Sith Lord Graper is my favorite little chud incel. He's one of my best friends. We live together. I love him a lot. He helps me with the show. We, like, work on the business. We're rebuilding it. But it's, like, straight up... I don't judge him, and I actually wish I didn't have such a high sex drive. Like, I actually wish that if I didn't like to fuck chicks, then I would have a lot less problems in my life. But it's like, there's a lot of guys out there, and I want to say this, that hypergamy 10% thing is real. Like, the 10% of guys are having 90% of the sex. It's like, there's a lot of guys out there that really wish that they could be having sex with hot girls. That's where the simping and white knighting comes from. It's like, you should see the amount of marriage proposal requests she got in the last, like, 24 hours. And... For me as a guy, it's like, look, I'm just telling people, like, I know that I'm converting towards orthodoxy. I'm not promoting infidelity or promiscuity. And guys who are like Chase, I mentioned earlier, guys who are Chase who are like, look, dude, like Beardson's been married. You know, like he's a straight guy. It's like if you're a straight guy and you have a sex drive, I'd say most guys have a much higher sex drive. than they are able to fulfill. Yeah, but are able to fulfill. And the reason why I know that is because everybody's looking at porn these days. And what's kind of sad to me is guys that don't look at porn, it's like performative. They have like this streak app and they count the days. And it's like, bro, you look at porn, you just think you don't because you count it as day three or something. And it's like, I just kind of got comfortable when I read the Bible and looked at it. It's like, there's nowhere in the Bible... that it says that any of these great men, which they all had multiple wives from Abraham down, even, I know not everyone believes this, but there's evidence that Paul might have been married at one point because of his religious position. He had to be married before he turned to Christ. He had to be married for that position, which is why he might have said it's better not to be married at all if you can. I don't know. I'm not going to sacrilege the church, but there's things that point. We don't even know Paul's life or sex life or whatever, To my opinion, a guy who says, you know, you should take a wife if you can't withhold yourself in verses that say, like, if you're with a virgin and you're basically with her and you have sex with her, you marry her because you don't want to take away her purity. I'm just living my life in the way that all men would if they could. And, you know, I'm a chad myself, but I also... you know, kind of prove the difference of like, you actually don't really have to be that attractive and whatever to like get hot girls. And a lot of guys just think because of porn, they look at so much porn, as I'm saying, I'll end here. They look at so much porn, but they don't realize that they have such a high sex drive and what they need is a girl. And I would just much rather be having sex with a girl that I love than be looking at porn and moral fagging people. It's like, porn just doesn't make you feel good. It's just boring and it's not even interesting anymore. I think everyone here has probably started looking at porn when they were like 12 or younger. Even me, we didn't have the internet when I was younger and we used to steal my grandpa's videos and fast forward to the boob scenes. Boys have been doing this forever, fighting their uncles, like porno mag, whatever. My point is you have a sex drive young and whatever. I like hot girls and I like one hot girl right now. She's here too. She knows me. I've had plenty of offers in the last two weeks from other girls. Like, very blunt offers. Like, getting a random FaceTime from, like, a hot girl in Austin being like, well, do you want to come down and fuck me? Like, how'd you get my phone number? Like, where is this? Like, how'd you get this? And I just don't want, as a Christian, to just be walking around, like, fornicating for my lifestyle. Why? Because I've done it before. It's like what... Like, kind of why Proverbs is interesting. It's like, Proverbs was not written by a man who did nothing. It was written by the wisest man in the world who fucked whores, who had prostitutes, who had wives, who had stables. If you read Ecclesiastes, same thing. It's like, look, I'm writing a wise book because I've learned from experience that that's not the answer. And I think you have a bunch of people out there that are like, oh, well, I'm not having sex because it's not the answer. It's like, bro, you're not having sex because you don't talk to women and you're scared of them. And also, you need to go and read a True Tide and lose some weight. But... I'm in a position where girls do like me, unfortunately, I guess. And I don't think that's weird. And I think it's actually very normal. And if I have a hot girl in my life that I'd rather be in a committed relationship and, you know, struggle with sexual sin or whatever you want to call it while trying to get into heaven and trying to like convert than to just be a fucking fuck boy and, you know, fuck everything that moves. So I've made a conscious decision to change my lifestyle. I did used to be a fuck boy at one point in my life, multiple points in my life. And now I'm like, I don't want guys to think it's weird to have a hot girlfriend and bring her around, and I don't care that she's hot and people think she's hot. It's like, whatever. The other guys should think your girlfriend's hot. If guys don't think your girlfriend's hot, that's not good. The black cock thing. She never had a black car. Those are the first questions we, I asked a girl and we talked about, I was like, you've never been with a black guy. Do you have any proof to beat the mud shark allegations? We just, that's what we need to address. There's no proof of the mud shark allegations. Is this your lawyer? Yeah. I mean, well, I mean, what are you asking? They're like, you can't, you can't like prove that. Like what are you learning? Like sucking a black dick anytime soon. I could, you know, Okay, well, I mean, you're just getting off the rails at that point. Like, I mean, I don't know. It is what it is. You either believe it or you don't. You know what I mean? It's like, how are you supposed to prove something like that? You know what I mean? So, I mean, I don't know. I guess my thing is, too, just about this whole thing. It's like, I mean, I'm not here in the business to, like, I don't know, sit here and fucking meat watch everybody either. You know what I mean? I don't really care. I don't want to hear it. Yeah, I just, I mean, I guess my own personal perspective, because I'm with you on the trad shit. Like, it is a total larp, like, obviously. And women are, like, the women that tend to be the most trad are the ones that tend to be, you know, at least publicly, or, like, virtue signal about it, or tend to be the biggest whores. I think that's been... That's been proven time and time again. But I also think, too, like, I mean, you know, if I were to, like, date an e-girl or something, like, I just wouldn't want to make it a public thing either. Like, I just don't really see what the... benefited of that is it's like i i feel like it's not really necessary and and especially given all of the circumstances from everything of like what like what's going on with you and stuff it's like you're just you're just sort of like giving people more ammunition to use against you too but it's kind of like watch this baby are you trapped no okay there you go and i yeah i'm not with the trad girl okay so so here's the deal i know what you mean and that's where like we had a different approach to the drama and like we were going to try to like be normal or whatever but what i realized is like when when the things that people with the drama about you is fake and it's not even real like the things they say about me are not things where it's like it's just not even true like literally i don't think there's one thing that's been said about me that's not either exaggerated or completely false You kind of like, kind of like when I made the post, when I said, like, let me explain this to you. When Milo blackmailed me on behalf of the FBI, and they tried to get me to delete my stuff ahead of a, you know, I can't go on any further to do a gag order, but. It was a government thing and you'll see some things come out too that will further clarify this. But I'm just saying I don't care anymore. I don't care because you can't really change your life. I started converting to orthodoxy in August of last year and I did not have sex with any woman. since before that, like a little bit before that time. I've actually given everything up. I mentioned earlier, I'm not on drugs. I'm actually doing my morning prayers. I'm trying to follow God, actually. I'm just edgy and I have a dark sense of humor and maybe I'm a bit of a potty mouth, you might say. So that's kind of like why people assume I'm not. Wait, can I just press back slightly? Like you do sound like you're on drugs at this very moment. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm literally, no. You're not on Coke right now. No. Okay. It's 532 on a weekday. Bro, what the fuck? What is that? Yeah, that's – no, dude. What the fuck? I have an upper decion. I have a nicotine pouch in my upper lip. That might be it. So I have a nicotine pouch. So what I'm saying is like, okay, yeah, all that shit was happening. And you can't like have a public conversion because basically the whole narrative is that I am a bad person and I'm a pedophile or all these things. You just kind of have to accept it and go like, well, I can't change because these things are not true. And so there's nothing to really like convert from or change. You just accept the public thinks poorly of you because of effective lies. And when I have a girl... I get threatened like last night, I can mention someone put revenge porn out about me. I'm threatened in every way. It's like, hey, I'm just going to put my life out there and put it public because you can say whatever you want about me, but you're actually not going to find things that are anywhere equivalent to what people have said about me in the past or whatever. You can, you can date her. I'm just saying that like, you know, the, the, regardless of what reality is, maybe she's like a good girl who's not trad, but also doesn't like black guys. But it's like the public perception is that she thirsts after black guys. And that's just how it is. If she's like the new girl in town. Um, But, you know, you can date her or whatever. I just, you know, I think it sucks that she's in this sphere. Well, like, but like, think about this. And I mean this genuinely. I'll take the upper deck. Yeah. Hello. It's like even with you saying that about drugs or whatever, it's like there's this perception because I talk fast. I'll have a clip. Think about this. I'll have a clip come out. I'll be dead sober. It's a clip. I'm not talking about my ex-wife. I'm not talking about my family members. And I'm talking, I know who I'm talking about. I'm talking about Milo and some of these people. And I just say something, I won't go down the road, but I said something in the clip, like, I'm going to get you, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to get even with you with justice. The clip gets clipped. And it goes, Elijah Schaefer on a drug-fueled rant threatens his ex-wife or whatever and says he's going to get her. And it's like, and then that goes viral and it gets thrown into court because that's what somebody said on the internet. And so, like I mentioned, I passed a 12-month drug test That proves that the narrative was a lie. And yet at the same time, people will say anything. Am I supposed to like not do my show anymore? Because I think, well, people are going to clip my show and lie about me. That's not the case. So if I have a girlfriend, any girl I have, people are going to say random shit about her. so who really cares because this is my life and people like to lie about me and the people in my life so I can't really like have that mentality of like well this sucks it's like it's bound to happen if I I made a virgin girl and everyone calls her a Jew and a whore everyone thinks she's Jewish bro my ex-wife think they think she's Jewish and it was a bit and it was meant to be funny and I like wig nuts it won't talk to me because they think my ex-wife was Jewish she's not and it doesn't really matter to me on that so that's kind of
Niggerfication Theory and Defending His Girlfriend's Past Elijah details his theory on how rap music "niggerfies" white women and dismisses his girlfriend's past social media accounts as ironic teenage bits.
No, listen real fast on this. All your points are valid, by the way. Like, very valid. And I took the upper deck out, so I'll probably speak a little more clearly here. But, like... What I was saying is when you're even saying, oh, you're on drugs, the perception of me is that people, like I can say one crazy thing and they're like, oh, he's on drugs or he's drunk or he's this or he's that. It's like I actually just say crazy things because I'm a crazy person, right? I am just kind of crazy. And I say wild things and that's true. And I say crazy stuff. And it's like if I have a girlfriend or I have somebody – And I just put her in one of my videos. She's bound to be public at some point. And I don't really care about these things from her past or anything like this. And if people just believe things about her because they're like, oh, well, she's this and that. There's really no way to control the public. And what I was going to say is even if that like name was stupid, I'm a living example that I don't even do the things they say that I've done and they still say them. So it's kind of just like the person that I am, I'm contrarian. People are just going to kind of like want to find reasons to hate me and the people around me. And you ask, why don't I keep things private? Well, I'm in a lot of court cases and things actually can't be private to the point to where like I have friends and I have people like, you know, I have a roommate, very normal guy. And, you know, it comes out in court that I have some weird guy who's living with me and, you know, we don't know what he's doing and all this stuff. And he's like a normal guy, clean record, never done anything weird in his life. They're going to just blast my life no matter what. So it's more like taking control of it and just saying, right now, I don't have the, I guess you guys wouldn't understand this, not all of you, but, like, I've always thought, yeah, it'd be nice if I could just live a private life. But, like, right now my entire life is put on blast, is very public, and people say shit about me no matter what. I don't really have the luxury of being private because people have made that decision for me. I just see another one here now. I don't know if people have talked. Fetty, what is this? Fetty's number one babe, 1738, is her Instagram account, too? Like, it's just, it's an obsession, is it not? It's every single account, every... That's from sixth grade. Like, that's a girl in sixth grade that's, like, 12 years old. It's like... I'm just saying. Like, this is, like, by the way, like, I'm not gonna get too much in her sex life. It's like, when all these things were created, she wasn't even having sex yet, dude. Like, she's like me. I didn't have sex until I was an adult. I don't know if you guys did. I didn't... I don't know if sex tells an adult. She didn't either. And the thing is, is like some of us weren't fucking people in high school and in junior high. I wasn't. You know, we both have like been married parents who were in our lives. You know, like we have like a father and a mother. So we didn't really need validation from sex. And... Like, kind of your point, and I agree with your point, that's why I don't like nigger rap, and I think it's kind of dangerous. It's like, I'm not into it because I think it niggerfies impressionable people, wiggers and girls, and they get really into this. I talk about it on my show all the time. Like, you know, when we used to see black people that were well-off, we actually used to respect them because you just knew that wasn't a nigger. It's like, that guy is a doctor or a lawyer. Like, he broke out of the system. Some of us are streaming, by the way. Sorry. Oh, okay, okay. No worries. I was going to say... Well, sorry. All right, I won't drop the... Sorry, just three times in a sentence. Well, yeah. Okay, well, all I meant is, like... yeah like we all we all have things that that have impression to us like why don't i like porn it's like i don't like porn because i was a kid and i saw it as a kid it ruined my mind and that's kind of why we all don't like it like porn destroys your mind growing up gives you an unrealistic version of what sex is and how women are it's like I'm not into nigger rap and I don't really like basketball and all this stuff because, well, it makes girls think that girls are hypergamous and they want rich, powerful, strong people. And that's what they want. And then you show people, oh, this guy, athletes. What are athletes? They're black. All right, so I'm scrolling through the comments on this Twitter thread. What is this POV? You're the girl with an obsession with black guys? Bro, this is like crazy, though. This is like Amy Dangerfield levels. This is a kid you're talking about, brother. Amy's 30 years old. Amy's 30 years old. You're talking about a kid. Yeah. This is like a 16-year-old who likes hip-hop a little too much. It seems like the black guy's got the prime, dude. I don't know. And now what? We get the scraps of racism on Twitter? I mean, she wasn't sexually active as a kid. To be fair. So that's also the case. Yeah, she was a teenager that liked nigga rap. How old is she now? 22? 22. She was 18 when she was posting this? No. Max? Okay. The teenager that likes... Well, that's not what it says. It says, POV, you're the girl with an obsession with black guys. Brother, I have tweets that say, hey, everybody, I just want to come out of the closet and tell you all I'm gay. And we're talking about my girlfriend. I don't know if you guys, I mean, I don't know if you guys, I don't know if you guys write stupid shit on the internet or you don't, uh, but. Okay. Here's the thing though. It's like, I've made jokes about like, you know, dating like a 23 year old or something, but it's like one joke. If, if, well, you know, I have done, to be fair, I've done it, but that's what's on. So, but if I, if I tweeted that like every day for like an extended period of time, you know, Right? Yeah. I mean, I do have to, like, push back against this a little bit. It's like, I don't know. And again, like, I've listened to rap music before. I used to listen to a lot of rap music. I was never like, I want to have sex with a black woman. You know what I'm saying? Like, that just, you know, I don't know. I think it's good that you're rehabilitating. You're an Aryan Chad rehabilitating a mud shark. That's, you know, a stronger man than me. But like, you know, now she's on Twitter as a racist. Listen, man. this is where the chud mind is kind of crazy is like women are impressionable and they're actually kind of like children and she was a child and it's like there was a time where I was a wigger okay like I only dated Latina chicks I used to call people foo I used to call people foo but what up foo to my mom she slapped me in the face I said what up foo yeah it's like i said what up food i wore big i wore uh supras like shoes and like giant t-shirts and i i thought we're i don't even understand what i was doing then i thought i was like what's this like mexican like hood phase and listen to only rap and it's like and i was like i only will marry a latina and i was like 16 and it's like you do stupid shit when you're a teenager or some people do when you have two parents in your life, you kind of like feel free and you can just do what you want and you feel kind of like free. If we were, if she really cared about this, I don't care. I've seen it already before too. It's like, Oh yeah, you're a retarded teenager. It's like she wasn't sexually active. So it's not like Amy Dangerfield because she has never had sexual contact with a black person and also these are famous people like she's listening to rap by the way that guy was i think he was dead when she made that account the rapper it's like yeah but the guys that she's like reposting and stuff aren't it's like i mean an old account she doesn't use when she was a kid what did you do when you were you keep saying she was a kid she was 18 no no no like there's these videos that she's athletic skinny ninjas and there's a video that she reposted like it seems like literally four years ago she was totally obsessed with black guys i'm just saying and listen and listen you can date her it's fine i'm just saying she's in the sphere now Okay, well, you're making it Amy Dangerfield. Did she get broken up with by a black guy in a really bad way? That's usually the story when we go from black guy to joyer. I'm not going to go into her sex life or my sex life. I'll say this. It's like, hey... Actually, this is kind of a red pill that people don't think about. It's like, okay, look, let's face it. You're probably going to end up with a girl with bodies on her hand. And it's actually kind of important for you to know who they were because if you have a girl and she's had a few long-term relationships or some people and they're successful guys and they're rich or whatever, yeah, you don't like the fact that she's maybe had sex before you, but that's just going to happen in a hypergamous world if a girl's good-looking, right? Yeah. But if you see that, you know, her past boyfriends were like rich, powerful, and successful, it's like, okay, she's got high standards. So it means that like, okay, she likes... Rich, white, powerful guys. You don't like the body count. You're not proud of it. But you don't care. This isn't about having a body count. This is about having a black body count. There's no black body count. Here's the other thing. Women lie, dude. That's the other thing. The number one thing a woman will lie about is who she's fucked. I'm not going to say anything about her parents, but it's a white person raised in a racist environment by racists. It's very normal. Dude, but that's even the thing, because women love rebelling against their parents, too. I don't care. Like, if people want to believe that she was getting fucked by a dead rapper or something like that, and she's a teenager, it's like, fine. honest when you deflect like that it's not brother talking about no one thinks that she was sucking king von's dick that's we're talking they do actually i'm i've seen yeah no they do they do and honestly if we're talking real red pills the willingness to suck king von's dick is as bad as actually doing it a little bit right Well, he was dead when she made the cup. I sucked King Vaughn's dick at a concert. Does that make me gay? She literally reposted something that says, would he ask if he got to use a condom, but he had fine brown skin with dreads and pretty teeth. That was four years ago. That's actually funny. How is that funny, dude? Bro, come on, dude. Dude, we're trying to help you. I literally... Come on. We are trying to help you, dude. Like, this is not malicious. We are trying to help you, dog. Like, come on. Did you know about all this? You saw all this before? I've known her for a long time. I know about all this. Yes, sir. Okay. I didn't just meet this person. I didn't meet this person yesterday, dude. I told you she was friends with Sarah Stock and stuff. She's been around a while. Okay, but that's not a good source to meet a woman through. I didn't meet her through that. I said she's been around for a while, meaning I know who she is and I've known her for a while. Can we trade this one in for Sarah? Bring Sarah Stock back. Get rid of this one. I have bad news for you guys. She's never coming back probably, but... But no, what I'm trying to say is I guess these things bother people. But for me, it's like I'm kind of crazy, and I have the same kind of online record. And the things that I say, and I know who I am, and I know that these things are not true or whatever. And I say stupid shit all the time. She's also not being propped up in the way other emails have been propped up. What do you mean she's not? She's a contributor to your fucking program for taking in word. She was my girlfriend already, nigga. Okay, so she's being propped up because she sucked the right dick then. Are all girls propped up for that reason? Yes, and that's a problem. Yeah, it is. Are we going to burn society down right now? Like, it's like, yeah, it's a problem. If I could, I would. Yeah, absolutely. When you on FaceTime with your boy bestie into sexy dark skin with dreads walk past the camera. That's. Yeah, I've been there. That's a bit. That's a funny. Yeah, I actually thought the same thing yesterday. Well, I did. It's true, though. But it's like. What's weird to me though, as a millennial is like, I thought Gen Z like, okay. I thought Gen Z was like more ironic than they are, but people seem to like, not like I thought nothing serious with Gen Z. Like that's kind of what I've gone. I know a lot of Gen Z people and there's nothing serious. Like everything's ironic. everything's meant to be a bit everything's a joke so I I just don't really care like I have friends that are straight as can be and there was like hey baby love you and they're it's always like coming up give me a hug I love you baby you're my favorite boyfriend or something it's like the straightest guy I know says that it's like who cares like I don't I I feel like if you're insecure if you're insecure like I'm saying this I don't I think what what what you're saying is even if what you're saying is true or what you believe is true it's like It literally doesn't bother me that a teenager was retarded and being a retarded teenager. It doesn't bother me. She was an adult. She was an adult. She was 18, dude. Like, come on. And this wasn't, like, I would even be, like, I would even be, like, a little gracious if it was, like, one thing. If it was one thing. We're talking, like, dozens upon dozens of things of content that she posted about her thirsting after black men on the internet. And now she's getting propped up as, like, a racist e-girl. Like, I just, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. i'm not trying to be a dickhead here but like when she's younger she's an alter ego and dressed up as like this guy and like would film these videos being a guy and they're there too was she trans because she would alter ego as a guy like this is like cope though it's like there's totally a difference between being like yo beardson you're looking scrumptious today i'd love to get up on and you know whatever right there's a difference between dad Yeah, talking about Beardson's delicious cock. There's a difference between talking about Beardson's delicious cock and him being like, oh, bro, dude, this Japanese slut with her diapers. Like, that's different. There's a difference between joking and lusting, and I feel like everybody knows the difference. Well, have you ever met a funny woman who knows how to joke? Because I haven't. So these are failed jokes. This is like 10 years. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like it's like with one. No, it's like that she wants to fuck black guys. All right. Well, there's a bunch of this stuff. They're just choosing that. And I'm telling you, I don't really care.
OBGYN Verification and Foreign Government Honeypots This clip contains Elijah's graphic claim regarding his girlfriend's OBGYN and his story about a foreign country attempting to "honeypot" him using an underwear model.
called her ob-gyn and he told me i know that for sure he said he said he said bro i've seen that pussy when she was a minor and it's not illegal because i have she's an expert on coal burning and on women lying yeah she uh you know her ob-gyn bro called me and was like i just want to be honest with you right now he's like i uh i did look at your girl's vagina when she's a child and it's not illegal because i have a medical license that allows me to be a legal pervert and i was like okay i feel you nigga what's up and he's like Bro, it was intact until she was a grown adult and I have the report and I have like pages and pages of it. I'm not allowed to look at the images are blurred because it'd be illegal, but it proves my case. So it's like, yeah, dude, we don't know what's true, dude. Anyone could be lying about anything, bro. Like that was my point earlier is like on the internet, it's all just one-sided. Like if you ask people, dude, I'm at a point in my life where I go to events now. I was at CPAC. people sort of beat me up and cuss me out. Like I get, I get honeypotted dude. Like I, like, like, like I, I had a, I'm not going to go into the details, but I had a foreign country tried to honeypot me with an underwear model, uh, earlier this year. It was actually kind of a crazy situation and it's like, okay, well yeah, people lie. Like there's real shit and it's real. And, um, You know, the honeypot had to do with getting to Nick, and it's just what people do. People do lie. But I've also known this person, and I know they don't like black people, and if people believe that they do, it's like, okay, well, then whatever. It's fine. I just kind of don't really care. It's like my girlfriend. It doesn't really matter to me. Just like with me, it's like, well, I just live my life, and it's like... Cool man, you don't like my girlfriend? Think she's a mud shark? Guess what brother, you don't have to fuck her and you don't have to follow me and she's in my life and I don't really care. And also I know how women are. No one knows how women are, possibly even more than me actually, realistically. I've had a lot of women fuck my life over. A lot of women in different ways. And of course they're liars and they're scoundrels and they don't tell the truth. Sometimes you can tell when a woman's telling the truth. Because sometimes you can tell. And in this case, I can tell. Maybe you just have very bad instincts when it comes to women who aren't lying to you. Maybe you need to just, like, listen to your groipas for a moment here, you know? All right, lay it on me, nigga. Lay it on me. It's just, she loves black guys, dude. Is that, like, a kink? I feel like it's, like, a kink now. Like, everyone's just, like, once... I feel like there's, like, this chud incel thing where, like, you... She posted it! This isn't a kink, she posted it! Yeah, dude, check my timeline. I haven't been talking about how much I love dark shit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I do. I have a history of that, personally. But now you're doing bits, you know? Come on, man. You can't take it seriously because the serious outlook is pretty bad, right? It's bleak. So we're doing bits. You could say it's dark. Come on, I'm doing the bit too. Yeah, the outlook is looking very dark. Okay? You're gesturing to avoid the terrifying reality. What do you want me to say? I got with her because she likes black guys? There you go. That's what I liked. No, no, it's coming at you. We're trying to pull you out of this pit, dude. We're trying to save you. Dude, listen. The Amy Dandridge stuff. Okay, somebody irony posting on the internet is like... literally like i always say shit like that too like i love black girls more than anything whatever and it's shit you say and also i don't really care as a teenager like yeah there's no like like with amy dangerfield or something like dude she was married to a black guy like that's like there's like proof and there's like pictures of her with black guys and i'm the one who found it dude you're talking to you're talking to the cold the cold specter Find a video or a picture. The root investigative journalists, and we're going to get to the bottom of this. But I'm just telling you now that we're cooked. It's already over. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's, dude, you could sit there and say it was a joke, but it's like, all right, if I just continue to joke about sucking Worz's cock every single day for like four years straight. Yeah. It's like at a certain point, if people said, you know, I think this guy wants to suck Worz's cock. I couldn't really blame them for thinking that, you know? Cause it's like, it's sort of like when you have that friend and you're all hanging out and he just kind of keeps joking about the same thing. Wouldn't it be funny if like we all. Yeah. Wouldn't it be funny if we, like, jerked each other off? Like, it'd be so fucking hilarious. Not being allegations. Yeah, and just saying, dude, it's like, I think it's just a bad look to have a girl who, like, I think she wanted to suck black guys off. and whether she did or didn't i don't know but either way it's not really a good look to have a girl who's like so openly thirsting for black cock and then take her to like the carmelo anthony rally and be like black people are stupid ha ha because like dude they're just gonna post your l's over and over and over again and it's like it's just it's such a it's embarrassing dude it's just it's not a good It's embarrassing to you, that's fine. It's not your girlfriend, so you can do whatever you want. But I actually don't care about that shit. And I think the thing is, unless you're in my position, and you have people... I don't think you understand... Well, actually, Beardson is the only person who gets it, because he actually does what I do, where he actually irony posts himself to where people believe it. I don't really care. And if she was a teenager, and she liked nigger rap, and she's posting some stupid posts... I don't care. She hasn't been with a black guy. It's not about random. It's like, well, it's about random black guys. She hasn't been, she hasn't, she hasn't sexually been with a black guy. So I don't really care. Like it doesn't, what else do you want me to say? Like, like, you know, you want to say she's lying or whatever. Fine. Everyone like, I don't care. Like it, it actually is kind of irrelevant. Cause it's almost like, I think what we're doing here is something that I think is actually good. And I think that what you're doing makes sense because every e-girl has been so absolutely fake. And now this girl is just like not trad and she's open and she's like, I don't care. Like I got a fucking hot little slut with me. Cry about it. However, however, it's like, well, we just don't want e-girls, basically. It's like, the one thing is, is like, we have to tell ourselves in our mind, it's like this thing, you're like, no, no, I don't like e-girls. I hate them. And it's like, you look at them, it's like, no, I love to hate them and I hate to love them. It's like, okay, well, I can write her off because she likes black guys. Like, oh, she likes black. Now the accusation is who she likes because of some posts as a teenager, whatever. I don't even care. If it works for you so that you don't want to fuck my girlfriend and you're not lusting after her, that's okay. If you need to do that to just get back to your porn star you like, and jerk off that's okay because if we don't want e-girls and you're like we can't support her she likes blacks i will support that good don't write her off don't like e-girls it'll ruin your life trust me um but also it's like like she's not an e-girl to me i knew her from offline i didn't even meet her online i know her from offline i know her from the real world we are friends we've hung out together multiple times with other people and uh Yeah. And I know her and we just got to really talk about our lives together and like really sharing about, you know, life, similar, similar lives and whatever. And, uh, like anybody, it's like, yeah, I just started like kind of falling for her. And, um, You know, as guys do. And quite frankly, people are like, well, you shouldn't like her because she has posts when she's a teenager about black guys. It's like, well... Bro, she was 18. She was an adult. Like, what are you talking about? There's like a few posts throughout a couple years. She's still a teenager. Dozens, dozens of posts. Yes, it doesn't faze me at all. And if that is helping you to not simp for another e-girl... please keep that in your head and please use that because it's like, I'm not, I don't want everyone to be like lusting after and wanting my girlfriend. Like that's not what I'm going after. So if that helps, I don't think you have anything to worry about. It's well, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's,
Final Summary, Metapilled Philosophy, and the Gay Jew Bit Elijah concludes by defining himself as "metapilled," summarizing his six ongoing court cases, and recounting an ironic story about getting a job by pretending to be a "gay Jew".
Because it's like, hey, I'm just going to summarize it here. I have a girlfriend. I really like her a lot. I really care about her. And, you know, my life's been pretty shitty because of what people have done to me. It's been, like I mentioned, a lot of it I'm on gag and I can't explain to you the... The true reality of people knew the true reality of what was attempted and still in process, by the way. I'm in six different court battles right now and many more coming up with new lawsuits considering the fact that I just had someone put my cock on the internet last night. I'm a unique guy with very unique circumstances. I believed in the trad pill and I married a virgin and I had kids with a virgin and I realized that that doesn't inherently make a woman good and it doesn't make a marriage good and it doesn't really do anything. If I find somebody who I already know, it doesn't matter. I already know who she is. I already understand her life because we're actually not bullshit with each other. My dirty laundry is out. We went over our dirty laundry in our lives together. And I don't care. Most guys don't want to hear it. I heard it. I don't really care. We air our dirty laundry. We talked about it. And it's very clear that that's not the case. Look, I have black friends. She has black friends. We all know black people. I don't care. I listen to rap sometimes, but I don't like it. So does she. She has crazy things on her page that make people think things about her. That's okay. I literally don't care. However, in the end, I'll just end it here. It's like I'm at a stage in my life, I guess like meta-pilled, you could call it, where it's like as somebody who's consistently misrepresented and intentionally lied about and also people use my own posts against me to say that I'm a way that I'm not. It doesn't faze me for five seconds if people think something about my girlfriend that I know is not true and I don't really care. Is she perfect? No, she's a woman. She's crazy. All women are. But at the same time, it's like, Uh, so I'm not like simping. It's like, yeah, women are crazy. Can women ruin your life? Oh, this woman could fuck up my life. You know, she's, she's so hot. But at the same time, dude, like if, if guys out there are just like, no, we can't listen to her. She's, she had posts when she was younger, these posts about black guys. It just like, doesn't like, it like does not, she's younger than that, dude. Um, no, no. Uh, but the posts are pretty recent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she's posting about our boyfriends and stuff. I don't know. Dude, nigga, my entire Instagram is of my white guys. And her whole timeline is lusting after black guys. Hey, buddy. She's talking about having boyfriends. Okay, yes, yes, buddy. She's had boyfriends, and I'm divorced. And they were white. And then she was also posting. All right, well, I'm going to end here. I'm going to end here. I'm going to end here. I'm going to end here. I'm divorced. Wait, I have one more question. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing one more question. Not even one more? Not even one more. I am a divorced guy. I have kids, okay? Okay, I'm going to ask my question. I think it's based if Josiah Moody gave you head. Can you just tell us if he's given you head, yes or no? Oh my gosh, no, dude. I think it's based. I think it's based if true. It would have been based, but no, that didn't happen. I'm not that based. Would it have been good if it did happen, do you think? I don't think about that, dude. Just let me end here. Just respect me for a second while I just end this here. I understand. Respect. Just like your irony posting. I don't want anyone to live my life or to have my experiences or to have my views on women or whatever it is. My views on life and women and everything are due to my life and what I've learned and what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing here. And quite frankly, it's like, good. If guys stop showing up in my girlfriend's DMs and DM me to propose to her because they believe this or something, it makes no difference to me. I'd actually prefer it. It actually doesn't matter to me. It's like, good. Have a reason not to jerk off to my girlfriend tonight. I'm glad. However... But you said that was the point of her. No, no. That was what Georgia was saying, really. But also... Uh, but if she's, you know, you don't jerk off, that's fine, but she'll be jerking me off tonight. And I'm, I'm happy for that. And I'll be going to bed a happy man. And that's in the end, my life's good and I'm happy. And I don't really care what the internet thinks about me, about her or whatever. And she doesn't really give two fucks either. So it's kind of like who gives a shit. And if you guys think that good on you, don't want to control your brains. Can she make a new account where she lusts after BWC with the same intensity that she used to lust after BWC? That's her current life, nigga. That's her current life. That's what she does every day. That's the development that we'd like to see going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's been cracked and cracked very well. So we'll just leave it there. We'll leave it there. We'll leave it there. We'll leave it there. But I appreciate it. But also, I appreciate also Beardson, last thing to glaze. Get your points. I just want everyone saying, great, believe what you want. I don't really care. It means nothing. Actually, post more about it. It means nothing to me. But also, Beardson, we do need to do a collab stream soon. I did one with Chad, and it did pretty good numbers out there as well. And we got to do something either on your channel or my channel, but we should... Do you want to come on the weekly sweat this Saturday? What is that? Oh, stream. Uh, I'll ask my producer. He's in here. He'll, he'll, he'll, he'll figure it out for me. Um, I don't make my own schedule. Wow. Wow. Where is this? Just trying to come in and like cloud gobble me. That's crazy. I want to do a stream with Beardson and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, do something. Cause, uh, yeah i think it's good and things are hot right now on the timeline i think we can get some more exposure to you beardson you already do a good job at it but um i think it's you know any claps right now are gonna go pretty viral people are looking to clip they're gonna clip this whole space too and put it out there um but uh but yeah but i think we should do some more stuff and um to all the people listening Live your own motherfucking life and enjoy your life and don't let the internet troll you or troll you into being unhappy. I know it sounds kind of liberal, but like troll you into being unhappy to where you're living your life so that other people... think a certain way about you that's not how i live i don't really care about that it is a bit liberal maybe i'm from la that's what it is but ultimately speaking i meet a lot of people and a lot of people hence the trad why we kill the trad pill and a lot of girls we're trying to be trad because they think that's what they have to be and in the end they're dirty little and and And we would have loved them if they were just honest upfront. So just be honest and be honest with people and people will forgive you, but do follow God and don't just live for carnality and for what the world's desires. But also if you find a good little slut and you love her and you're with her, at least you're being honest with yourself and the world and you're not actually walking around being like, I'm with a trad virgin and she's not. That's why we hate all those other e-girls because they really put on the image they weren't. And guys, people can also become, people can become racist. People can become racist over time as well. I don't expect a 16-year-old girl to be inherently racist. And if they are, they're not actually racist. They're just pattern recognition their boyfriend who's also racist. But she wasn't sexually active and wasn't dating. And so... There's none of that history and you have a good time. Yes I said we're not gonna do that. Yeah, she's here. She's listening. Um But yeah, I'm saying it's fine and in the end I want to tell people this is someone who's had a lot of people lie about me Or you know these posts just don't give a fuck about what people really think about you actually be happy with your life be satisfied satisfied with the money you're making and with the girl that you're with, with the light, with the house that you have. If you live in a trailer and you like that shit and you're having a good time, fuck it. But don't tell other guys to do that because that might not be their ambitions. Live your life to your ambitions and be a conqueror. Remember, there's no such thing. There's no such thing as an e-girl or a perfect woman. They're all going to let you down. So just come to that conclusion with women and just have a good time and don't put them on a pedestal. That's all you got to do. That's it. I'll leave it there. And I do love my girlfriend and it's fine. And I'm not white knighting or something for it, but I love her. And I just quite frankly, like, you know, if someone did disrespect her in front of me, I'm going to break their fucking nose. But also it's the internet. And if people want to be disrespectful to either of us on the internet, it comes with the game. And I don't think anybody who's on the internet thinks seriously, especially Beardson. It's like almost better if people think the wrong things of you, because here's the thing, they're at least thinking about you and they're trying to make sense of it. And that's how clicks are made. That's how money's made, is that people think about you or want to hear what you have to say. And it's worked for me for a long time, which is why I don't mind like Beardson. I made up the rumor that my wife was a Jew, by the way, that was a joke. And it actually caused a lot of problems, uh, throughout my life. I even told my original job that I was a gay Jew and it's how I got it. Um, do what you got to do to get ahead, do what you got to do to get ahead and also make sure to get a lot of head. You'll be a happy man. Peace. Uh, see, uh, uh,
@karadion these are from the twitter space that Beardson Beardly hosted today, right? Elijah called in around 12 25 minutes in or so I'm told, I just downloaded it and haven't had a chance to listen yet.
original source: https://x.com/BeardsonBeardly/status/2065177194230370432
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edit: there was something wrong with the original mp3 version i had of this, it was missing some metadata and would not play locally without some effort. I've re-downloaded the space using a different method and I've replaced the file with a more stable version.
Cute body. But acts like a BPD whore. The younger face pictures of her compared to now shows high mileage. She has to be hooked on some hard core drugs to be hanging out with Elijah Schaffer.
What is the disease count on Elijah Schaffer?
Edit: Additional thought. Is this like the Ethan Ralph situation where he hires whores to be his "girlfriend"? Or is this the latest edition of Ethan Ralph where a used up whore starts hanging with a washed up internet personality in the hopes of creating a 2ndary grift doing online shit, and finding simps online to join her onlyfans?
