💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votos: 28 1.8%
  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votos: 1,197 79.0%
  • No

    Votos: 155 10.2%
  • Maybe

    Votos: 135 8.9%

  • Total de votantes
    1,515
Was Elijah ragebaiting Karmelo's family? If they're anything like their son, Elijah would be dead at this point. His gun would have been almost useless if any of them started punching or stabbing him. You need about 21 feet to safely draw a firearm, and that's for people who are trained and practice often. Attackers can cover that distance very quickly. Elijah seems like the type that would be afraid of guns and would only wear it for intimidation. Let's be honest here, no one will hear Elijah's faggy voice and see that weak posture and be intimidated. Even if he pulled the gun and got a shot off, it would jam because he limp wristed it and it wouldn't cycle right.
 
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Empathchan already has a thread, someone should probably bump it with this info: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/empathchan-bloodm6id-seppukuneko-chloe-power.165339/

It's amazing that people see what she looks like without filters and still simp for her, this pale goblin bitch is somehow Helen of Troy for political grifters.
I cross-posted to her thread, thanks for the pointer.

CLIPS
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from Monday's Fuentes-Pre-Show (I'm clipping last night's episode right now!)

Elijah takes a moment to remark on Japan's national identity and laments it losing it's "sex culture".


While talking about black people and their unruly behavior Elijah launches into a long diatribe about his sons and being a father. Notably, towards the end (starting at 6:30) Elijah tries to make it out like Kezia is the one making the divorce difficult and framing the entire situation in an obviously unrealistic manner. Elijah claims that he is "always around", which is at odds with the reality of his supervised visitation rights.


Elijah takes a moment to talk about substances and how they inhibit black people's ability to function. Elijah says he has a glass of wine at noon but only on Saturdays and Sundays but he DOESN'T do it before seeing his kids because he has to be on! Elijah also takes a moment to shit on the woman in a clip he is showing, Savanah Hernandez. Followers of the thread will recall he recently mentioned her and said that he doesn't feel bad that she was assaulted by protesters while covering anti-ICE protests (that clip is the last one in this post).


Elijah pulls up a meme image from the discord of a child sitting in an uncomfortable position playing video games and jokes that it is Georgie. Elijah goes on to say that if his kids turn out like that he will KILL HIMSELF!!! Not sure why this man is not trusted by the courts to be alone with his kids...


Elijah says that we have to learn to live with "these people" (black people) and says that no one has "the stomach to do what we need to do anymore." Elijah says that for a man (not a boy) life is "a fucking burden for a man, it's just scary, you don't know what's going on, it makes no sense..." Elijah says that if someone killed his son he would kill them or he would call for a race war which is music to Georgie's ears (slighty odd considering he is a Fuentes ball washer and Fuentes hates race war talk).



Elijah briefly mentions being kidnapped in El Salvador again and talks about how the US passport holds a default level of respect in these countries because it's understood that it's possession means retaliation from the US Government. This is in the context of talking about the social contract in America and it's erosion. Elijah says that he has had moments in El Salvador where he was doing things and federal officers would come and find him to escort him somewhere specifically so he would not see certain things in the country, what those are or how true this story is is anyone's guess.


Elijah says that you have to be ok with the bourgeoisie class being a little weird, a little bisexual! Elijah says that the ruling class in the middle east are trying to keep their people from the degeneracy that they themselves indulge in?


The boys talk about The French (🤮) for an extended duration. The clip above about the bisexual bourgeoisie is from this extended segment.


Elijah and Georgie disagree over the optics of a white nationalist demonstration over the Henry Nowack murder. Georgie eventually grants Elijah's point that these types of actors have a role to play in the political struggle of whites.


At this point they went into the lengthy discussion of American Aryanism which I posted earlier here.

Elijah talks about his sons a bit and how they look different, one taking after him and the other taking after Kezia, and how he envisions their personalities evolving as they grow based on their physical traits.


Before ending the show, Elijah takes a moment to talk about and fawn over the Lebanese. Elijah's right here, the Lebanese are a pretty cool people, especially their diaspora.

 
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When I saw the "chimpin' out, niggerdom everywhere" clip I assumed at a glance that it was just a teen who might've been a Metcalf peer or a local young person. Knowing its an online grifters sperm dumpster makes it worse, because it steals a little hope away I had.

Regardless, a white person vocally and casually disapproved of blacks culture so Im still glad it went viral. Quit chimpin' out!
 
WE GOT THE FIRST ELIJAH DICK SHOT

EMPATH CHAN HAS POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE IS RECORDING HER PHONE AND ELIJAH IS VIDEO CALLING HER, HE IS VISIBLY BLACK OUT DRUNK, UNABLE TO EVEN OPEN HIS EYES AT TIMES, FLASHES COCK AT THE VERY END
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2064884104571531419 | https://archive.ph/wip/wKiXu
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Here's a version where I cut the video right before he shows his dick
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@Null can we get an update to the global sticky?

edit: forgot to say, Elijah is also live right now so feel free to tune in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYtkAQe0AA

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Sarah Stock had an affair with that? She willingly let that into her vagina?
 
So with the established tradition of gofundme’s for saying ethnic epithets and slurs in public on camera, can I make a million for saying “this heeb eatin’ pizza” to Portnoy on camera?
 
On the legal side of the house, I guess this whole trial was a good distraction from how dumb Elijah is. He has a hearing on Monday for his divorce case in Palm Beach County.
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There's been zero updates since the judge rescheduled the hearing to next Monday. And Elijah has stated multiple times that he submitted a 200+ page filing. Which is... where?! It's certainly not on the Palm Beach docket.
 
Couldn't get hard for the ladies,
Below average and circumcised.
At least he had the decency to shave...
I am GOOD FAITH! I will push back here. Elijah is clearly on multiple drugs and alcohol in that video and it's extremely difficult to attain and maintain an erection with all of that in your system.
Elijah and Quartering meet up when? The timelines are aligning, maybe throw in Rektia for some 3 amigos type of shit.
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So with the established tradition of gofundme’s for saying ethnic epithets and slurs in public on camera, can I make a million for saying “this heeb eatin’ pizza” to Portnoy on camera?
There's only one way to find out!
 
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