💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votos: 28 1.9%
  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votos: 1,193 79.0%
  • No

    Votos: 155 10.3%
  • Maybe

    Votos: 135 8.9%

  • Total de votantes
    1,511
WE GOT THE FIRST ELIJAH DICK SHOT

EMPATH CHAN HAS POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE IS RECORDING HER PHONE AND ELIJAH IS VIDEO CALLING HER, HE IS VISIBLY BLACK OUT DRUNK, UNABLE TO EVEN OPEN HIS EYES AT TIMES, FLASHES COCK AT THE VERY END
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2064884104571531419 | https://archive.ph/wip/wKiXu
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Here's a version where I cut the video right before he shows his dick
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@Null can we get an update to the global sticky?

edit: forgot to say, Elijah is also live right now so feel free to tune in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYtkAQe0AA

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First it was Count Dankula and now it's Elijah. Who's next?
 
Cute body. But acts like a BPD whore. The younger face pictures of her compared to now shows high mileage. She has to be hooked on some hard core drugs to be hanging out with Elijah Schaffer.

What is the disease count on Elijah Schaffer?

Edit: Additional thought. Is this like the Ethan Ralph situation where he hires whores to be his "girlfriend"? Or is this the latest edition of Ethan Ralph where a used up whore starts hanging with a washed up internet personality in the hopes of creating a 2ndary grift doing online shit, and finding simps online to join her onlyfans?
Based on her simping for Fuentes this could be another egirl trying to use Nick's orbiters to try to get his attention. I don't understand why they think they have a chance with him, he's obviously gay.
OBGYN Verification and Foreign Government Honeypots This clip contains Elijah's graphic claim regarding his girlfriend's OBGYN and his story about a foreign country attempting to "honeypot" him using an underwear model.
I'm listening to the full thing and I just got to this part and had to make sure you clipped it. This one is a must listen, Elijah jokingly says that the OBGYN told him that he inspected her vagina when she was a minor and that she was not sexually active until 18.

This space may be the best thing yet, Elijah and Georgie are trying so hard to defend Isis. At first it's just Beardson and he's trying to be gentle. However, eventually his co-host for his Weekly Sweat stream, Wurzleroot, joins and doesn't bother to hold back and brings up her social media accounts multiple times. Beardson feels more emboldened with Wurz there and he takes more of the good cop role but still provides significant push back on Elijah's simping. This is a struggle session for the groypers, the e-girl topic has been their bread and butter since Nick's early days and they've been SOFT on it for going on 2 years now and are reaping what they've sown. Big ups to Wurz for changing the dynamic in that space! Lose some weight nigga.

edit: One thing I would like to note, not sure if it's in any of the clips karadion posted but at one point Beardson tells Elijah that he was retarded for going after Empathchan because "she leaks shit", which...Empathchan posted DM's from Beardson where he sent her a dick pic as well! Beardson has denied that the DMs are real and is quick to follow up the first part of his warning to add that she also makes things up!
 
After the twitter space defending his new coalburning girlfriend, Elijah replies to others commenting on it.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2065414135936921647 | https://archive.ph/wip/rnROl
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https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2065336350497267738 | https://archive.ph/wip/ddOwC
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Raging at someone pointing out his girlfriend is a whore, bloatlord Elijah calls someone else fat... 🪞
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2065298933732065780 | https://archive.ph/wip/e0ptE
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https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2065231363234488601 | https://archive.ph/wip/y4aOZ
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Elijah's favorite shirtless male streamer chimes in
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2065128004188082661 | https://archive.ph/wip/avgTq
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MEANWHILE - Empathchan posts more!
Including a call Elijah made to her after she released the video.
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2065391378482217292 | https://archive.ph/wip/ibzT4
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https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2065429179542253659 | https://archive.ph/wip/Dt0ZV
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CLIPS
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From the June 10th Fuentes-Pre-Show!

NOTE: they fucked up their streaming settings or something, the entire stream is kinda choppy and it's that way on both youtube and rumble.

Elijah opens with a joke about becoming a white nationalist organization


Elijah talks about an Ethiopian man they met at the protest.


elijah says he had the oppotunity to shoot someone at the protest, he WANTED to shoot someone, but he didn't!


Nicky Rudd goes off about the Karmello Anthony trial. I think it's worth noting how seriously Nicky would like to take his oppotunity at RiftTV and how little Elijah cares about this. Any time Nicky tries to have a moment where he talks serious politics Elijah always destroys any momentum he is able to build as soon as he is able to get a word in.


To illustrate what I mean, he is Elijah immediately after Nicky Rudd's impassioned talk about the trial trying to be funny by doing some kind of black southern baptist bit...


Elijah finally gets to the clips from the protest that everyone cares about. Before showing this lady, Elijah says that she haunts his LSD trips???
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After showing that clip, Elijah then moves on to the clip with his girlfriend and plays the extended cut and finally has Georgie swap cameras to show Isis. Elijah claims that she didn't want to be an e-girl, which is clearly bullshit. Elijah says that she accidentally became an egirl. Note that Elijah said on the Beardson space that it was "accidentally on purpose". I'll make a juxtaposition of those at some point. Elijah says that the clip has gotten 40-50 million views across all platforms again showing that this is nothing but trying to get RiftTV back on people's radars. Elijah says if he had signed up for the new instagram reels program he thinks he would have made $5k off of the clip. Elijah goes on to say that she was his girlfriend before she was an e-girl, so this time it will be different! Elijah says that others have tried to use him for clout or tried to sleep with him and gotten mad when he rejected them, like we are going to believe this dude would turn down sex.


Elijah shares an AI video he shared on tiktok that had blacks angry at him. Georgie points out that the video makes no sense and Elijah angrily tells him he doesn't understand tiktok. Elijah says he ONLY uses tiktok. I wonder how aware tiktok users are of Elijah's antics.


Nicky Rudd brings up a random right wing commentator and Elijah feels compelled to point out that he is an old colleague of his that cut ties with him after his firing from The Blaze. Elijah then says that Nicky and Isis could probably get booked on his show but that he could not. Elijah laments that he had the most viral clip in the last 48 hours but has had no one reach out to him for an interview LOL. Elijah then does a bad impression of Clayton Bigsby from the Chappelle Show which turns into a conversation about how Elijah is an old millennial and from there they talk about the generational differences for a bit with Nicky getting some math wrong in the process. Elijah tries to act like the preeminent authority on what constitutes a generation and the reasons for the varying number of years in each generation's birth year range.


Elijah tries to do an appalachian accent and it's physically cringe inducing. Elijah goes on to talk about his father passive aggressively shitting on Georgie and then they talk about their content for a bit. Elijah instructs Isis to pick up a prop camera from the set and she holds it backwards prompting everyone to call her a dumb woman.


Elijah talks about black people's hair and claims he was suspended from his show once for asking why it's like ropes.


Isis says the niggerdom line again and then Elijah says that she looks like she has the face of a 16 year old boy.


Outro of the show,


 
How much worse do you think it would go for you if you tried the same thing in your experience as the foremost subject matter expert in being the world's nigger? I think it would at least kill GiveSendGo.
Fundraising on the Internet banned globally overnight, more like

The Jews will have to break the laws of physics to grift after something like that
 
Any time Nicky tries to have a moment where he talks serious politics Elijah always destroys any momentum he is able to build as soon as he is able to get a word in.
I’ve noticed that too, specifically with Nicky. Georgie seems more like an Elijah ass kisser and just goes along with whatever wet brained joke Elijah makes, but Nicky seems to try to take this gig more seriously. But Elijah has just turned his show into like majority his weird coomer diaries
then Elijah says that she looks like she has the face of a 16 year old boy.
One could even say that would be his type…
 
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Seeing Elijah Shaffer and his controversies getting in the news recently reminded me of something. Does anybody have an archive of his old show with Sidney Watson? I actually enjoyed some of the episodes, like the one with John Doyle and that libertarian guy, Austin Peterson, but the whole show became lost media after Sidney Watson's lawsuit. I think the only surviving copies are reaction video livestreams of a couple episodes from guys like Vince Dao, but I haven't seen a full reupload anywhere. Does anybody have an archive of that show? I think it was called Slightly Offensive.
 
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