💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

[CatboyCumDump]

Josh talked about Elijah during his stream today. Here's the segment. I've not watched it yet so I have no commentary to add, will edit this later if I have any.

Someone sent me a very interesting vintage clip! Elijah admits HE'S JEWISH! (well, his great-grandfather was at least)

Also here is Venti doing her Elijah impression stolen from her twitter

 

[karadion]

It's totally real, people. He has natural bleached blonde hair!


Elijah taking photos of his twink boy.


And Elijah of course just loves to salute.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

It's totally real, people. He has natural bleached blonde hair!
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Elijah taking photos of his twink boy.
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And Elijah of course just loves to salute.
Ijustliketosalute.mp4

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Niggers vs. Wiggers battle of wits

Ironically wiggers are dominating ghetto culture right now. Hell koolaid in food trend was started by wiggers.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Has sending a dick pic ever resulted in a woman being more attracted to you or has it always been blackmail

Now but it has tricked 7 people into thinking you are not a fag. Sure meth head strategy, but there it is.
Why else would you send 'em out of the blue to someone that will 100% just post them online.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Also here is Venti doing her Elijah impression stolen from her twitter
narration.mp4

I’ve only started to get a sense of Venti since the Quarterpocalypse and I think she’s pretty funny for a lady streamer. This little imitation here for instance is pretty good. She seems like she should be more popular. Has she been around long?

 

[Jagosevatarion]

I’ve only started to get a sense of Venti since the Quarterpocalypse and I think she’s pretty funny for a lady streamer. This little imitation here for instance is pretty good. She seems like she should be more popular. Has she been around long?

She has been around for ages and recently became more popular for going after Anisa Johma and Pearl Davis.... There is also some fighting against Red pill people ( A Woman gives her daughter to a groyper who ofc abuses her) She can be very entertaining and is like a step above background noise in terms of entertainment value

 

[Smar Mijou]

These self-proclaimed based girlies always end up being closeted coal burners. Always.
Yes, the ones you like too.

Sure, most of them are, but DEFINITELY NOT the amazonian goddess Hannah Pearl, right? right????

I heard about this guy for the first time today on twitter. I liked the point he made about the anthony family not wanting him in their tent. Didn't expect he'd have an article and be a weirdo.

Really didn't see myself seeing his dick by the days end either.

Congratulations, you just did a speedrun of the typical lolcow arc! Consider yourself lucky that it's a small-time cow like Elijah, and not someone like Rekeita.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Now but it has tricked 7 people into thinking you are not a fag. Sure meth head strategy, but there it is.
Why else would you send 'em out of the blue to someone that will 100% just post them online.

I don’t think he’s a straight fag and homosexual. He’s just horny and wants to stick his dick in any hole available. Any port in a storm with him. Unfortunately this port is also underaged boys.

 

[AndyGuntski]

Elijah is allegedly sending ecelebs a sex tape of him and Isis.
https://x.com/Nero/status/2065514748687290496 | https://archive.ph/wip/C0o2M
https://x.com/aidannonx/status/2065503385525112836 | https://archive.ph/wip/9cqAE
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This may be an attempt by Elijah to goad his enemies into posting it which he sees as legally actionable under revenge porn legislation.

The lolsuit is brewing.
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2065487251920896063 | https://archive.ph/wip/ZtYWX
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your right wing christian movement goys

 

[alphabetnigger]

Sure, most of them are, but DEFINITELY NOT the amazonian goddess Hannah Pearl, right? right????

Congratulations, you just did a speedrun of the typical lolcow arc! Consider yourself lucky that it's a small-time cow like Elijah, and not someone like Rekeita.

Fair. I remember watching Rekeita fall apart in real time.

 

[nonespecified]

I have to actively reign in my wife of over 20 years or she will say the exact same things as Elijah's new girlfriend when amongst "EBT Americans". Bros it is terrifying and magical at the same time.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

I have to actively reign in my wife of over 20 years or she will say the exact same things as Elijah's new girlfriend when amongst "EBT Americans". Bros it is terrifying and magical at the same time.

Where's her $50k griftsendgo?

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

Around blacks, you best watch your back.

 

[theICEMAN]

Josh talked about Elijah during his stream today. Here's the segment. I've not watched it yet so I have no commentary to add, will edit this later if I have any.
MATI_ElijahGF.mp4

Someone sent me a very interesting vintage clip! Elijah admits HE'S JEWISH! (well, his great-grandfather was at least)
signal-2026-06-12-191023_002.mp4

Also here is Venti doing her Elijah impression stolen from her twitter
narration.mp4

You're fighting the good fight CatboyCumDump. Elijah is a major lolcow that needs to be cultivated.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Kino Casino covered Elijah again last night, @elb uploaded it to youtube so thanks to her for this one because my copy was not great and I didn't want to download the full stream.
original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVNuZ_b698

Here are full archives of Jaden's last two streams both of which largely centered around Elijah. There's some brief Ralph coverage in the first one before he gets to Elijah.

Jaden's June 11th stream covering Elijah

Jaden's June 12th stream covering Elijah. Josh was ending Friday's MATI episode while Jaden was going live and he hosted Jaden's stream so many may have already seen some of this one.

 

[Hojicha]

To Elijah's credit, All of his clips have been spreading around social media and are being cited by other right leaning channels. without crediting him of course. But they're getting the rounds.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

How long until the mudshark sextape leaks? The world wants to know if he's limp in that too.

 

[A.P. Hill]

King Von doesn't deserve to have his name slandered like this.

The Devil has run out of ironic punishments for King Von and is now just being petty.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Empathchan talks more about their infamous call:



Nicky denies the gay allegations (I think he's telling the truth here tbh):