💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

[Tharzidün]

Idk who Elijah Schaffer is or his GF and idc

I cannot understand a word of this unintelligible niggerbabble in the featured post's videos

I wish all ebonics speakers in America a sweltering life in hell

 

[Gush gurds]

Also I meant in a weird general sense. Like, where are the women's version of Ben Shapiro, for example? Just normal if a bit spergy. but normal.

Would Candace Owen’s count as just kind of weird and spergy? Or even Sydney Watson who Elijah used to work with?

I feel like in general the kind of girls who insert themselves into these spheres (or just people in the commentary world in general) tend to be attention whores more than anything else. Plus they get the ten seconds of fame, and whatever money and drugs retards like Elijah throw at them

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Would Candace Owen’s count as just kind of weird and spergy? Or even Sydney Watson who Elijah used to work with?

Candace Owen's is the perfect example of a schizo-nigger. So no.

I feel like in general the kind of girls who insert themselves into these spheres (or just people in the commentary world in general) tend to be attention whores more than anything else. Plus they get the ten seconds of fame, and whatever money and drugs retards like Elijah throw at them

It would be nice to get a women's POV but like normal.

 

[justwantedtoread]

1) When was this video from? I'm guessing last year because Elijah is fatter and blonde now, and no one knew who Empathchan was before then.
2) I already have 2 threads in my queue so if anyone else wants to take on the task of an Empathchan thread... there's enough material.
3) This (censored ofc) might get a Best Lolcow Media - Image or Video nomination. This is worse than Ralphamale levels of trashed.

Empathchan already has a thread, someone should probably bump it with this info: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/empathchan-bloodm6id-seppukuneko-chloe-power.165339/

It's amazing that people see what she looks like without filters and still simp for her, this pale goblin bitch is somehow Helen of Troy for political grifters.

 

[atrocious esteban]

got her to be racist on camera,

Spoiler: Is she wrong tho?

 

[Bum Farto]

Spoiler: Is she wrong tho?

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New jak material?

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

he coulda at least wiggled the dick a bit there do a cockcopter

 

[Rabbi Yeshua Moon]

this pale goblin bitch is somehow Helen of Troy for political grifters.

It's honestly impressive how she collects retarded grifters like Pokemon. She got Count Dankula in February and she's already on to the next one. It's like fishing with dynamite.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

apologies if , but:

> This campaign is unpublished.
This campaign is currently unpublished. While you're here, why not discover other amazing campaigns that are making a difference?

I was worried maybe the URL was mangled or something, but if you delete one letter you get a different "We could not find that page" error

it would seem the GSG is down

 

[wierfrost87]

Or even Sydney Watson

Sydney made her obligatory Karmelo grifting video last night.

Between her and Candace, I’d say Sydney is closer to female Ben Shapiro.

She’s just semi retarded and comments on everything days after everyone else has.

Or female Quartering but actually gets views and real sponsorships. I mean she does have her own bullshit brewed beverage product right?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The grifting faggot Elijah thinks all right wingers are retards who should give him infinite drug money for his genius opinions. Unfortunately that grift has dried up so his genius idea is to get a dumb whore to say some vaguely racist shit for a GFM scam. He figured the retarded rubes would print him more coke money.

If he was that desperate for drug money he should have made the dumb whore earn it by punching Karmelo’s mom or some sheboon. I say this because we know Elijah is way too cowardly to punch a black person of any gender.

Chad the Builder wears the racist, schizo, sexual degenerate, fundraising crown and Elijah is far too weak and cowardly to try and take it. He had to con a dumb whore into doing a piss poor job of one he should be doing himself. Sad.

 

[Oliver Onions]

edit: I spoke too soon, he is actually there and the video is from today! More:

The Shaniqua going full BIX NOOD in the first video made me laugh so hard I had to try and capture her essence.

Spoiler: Black and white versions

Spoiler: Original Screengrabs

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

When do we get the 5 hour segments of Elijah on Kino Casino instead of all the Jer Nontent?

 

[wierfrost87]

The Shaniqua going full BIX NOOD in the first video made me laugh so hard I had to try and capture her essence.
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Spoiler: Black and white versions

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Spoiler: Original Screengrabs

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The Patrick Star AIslop was a good one.

I bet you could hear a smoke alarm chirp outdoors with these people.

 

[Strangolapreti]

ELIJAH DICK SHOT

Couldn't get hard for the ladies,
Below average and circumcised.
At least he had the decency to shave...

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

Niggers vs. Wiggers battle of wits

You may not like it, but this is the peak of race wars

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Who just sends a picture of their shaved flaccid dickie?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Couldn't get hard for the ladies,
Below average and circumcised.
At least he had the decency to shave...

I buy Elijah as bisexual though leaning gay. As for his non-tumescence, he was on Planet X. It’s hard to get hard all the way from Planet X.

 

[justwantedtoread]

Who just sends a picture of their shaved flaccid dickie?

He didn't, he was on a video call with Empathchan. He was extremely wasted and probably didn't even realize he flashed her by moving his towel a bit.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

WE GOT THE FIRST ELIJAH DICK SHOT

EMPATH CHAN HAS POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE IS RECORDING HER PHONE AND ELIJAH IS VIDEO CALLING HER, HE IS VISIBLY BLACK OUT DRUNK, UNABLE TO EVEN OPEN HIS EYES AT TIMES, FLASHES COCK AT THE VERY END
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2064884104571531419 | https://archive.ph/wip/wKiXu
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Screenshots
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Here's a version where I cut the video right before he shows his dick
ElijahCockShotClean.mp4

Spoiler: FULL VIDEO WITH COCK BEHIND THIS

EMPATHCHAN, THE RUTHLESS DICTATOR - Why were you showing me your cock on camera (0_57 seconds ...mp4

Spoiler: STILL SHOT FOR THE IMPATIENT LADIES

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@Null can we get an update to the global sticky?

edit: forgot to say, Elijah is also live right now so feel free to tune in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYtkAQe0AA

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For reference, empathchan looks like this outside of carefully crafted angles




Elijah is scraping the barrel.