💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

[justwantedtoread]

Remember that in lieu of donations you can also send prayers for free. I'm sure Elijah might appreciate some prayers to cure him of his homosexuality

 

[CatboyCumDump]

He's posting more of her on twitter, here is a tweet from half an hour ago teasing his show tonight:

https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2064835588201611345

0:07

We'll have this dumb bimbo as third or fourth mic tonight, lets go! Can't wait to see the groypers reaction!

Elijah has also tried to justify the entire clout chasing endeavor by posting the EXTENDED CUT of his girlfriend's "they're chimping out" moment.

0:33

Well, guys, do you blame her?

 

[Enter The Pooptrain]

I have never seen a man hide the fact that he's mango worse.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Well, guys, do you blame her?

It was an obvious layup.

 

[Brickleberry NationalPark]

What's the status on that TRO? Related to the divorce
Not sure why I was under the impression he couldn't be armed..

 

[descenderfromthevoid]

0:09

0:17

They really fall for it everytime.

“This woman is based, she saiz duh n word!!! Let me give her hundreds of thousands of dollars!”

 

[Preacher ✝]

lost her pants in the scuffle.

Nah she's just a student of the Bobandy School of Fighting.

0:22

 

[Rabbi Yeshua Moon]

I do it for the love of the game, not money.

Have you seen her nose? Money IS her game.

 

[spacko]

We'll have this dumb bimbo as third or fourth mic tonight, lets go! Can't wait to see the groypers reaction!

syphilisisaldaine

 

[The Tall Man]

Is she Jewish though?

 

[Nibbles]

“This woman is based, she saiz duh n word!!! Let me give her hundreds of thousands of dollars!”

This bitch is pretty, but a woman who says "nigger" a lot has fucked a lot of niggers.

 

[Gorillion others]

Sweet Jesus, what fresh hell is this?!

 

[Path Wanderer]

King Von doesn't deserve to have his name slandered like this.

>They don’t know

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Oh it was his beard.
Things were not said just to set up money collection... Oh no.

 

[Twilight Twill*^]

Elijah's new BPD girlfriend is also in the video in what can only be described as a ridiculous outfit befitting someone with her criminal record:
edit: second photo is her after Elijah flashed his gun and the cops intervened, did the cops confiscate her pants for being hideous????

Elijah is dating someone who resembles Abby Shapiro in the face, but has the physique of a spindly, 16 year old, twink groyper...I think we all know his unconscious tastes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Tony Ortiz has this to share from an anonymous source about Elijah's new relationship (source/archive):

 

[CatboyCumDump]

WE GOT THE FIRST ELIJAH DICK SHOT

EMPATH CHAN HAS POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE IS RECORDING HER PHONE AND ELIJAH IS VIDEO CALLING HER, HE IS VISIBLY BLACK OUT DRUNK, UNABLE TO EVEN OPEN HIS EYES AT TIMES, FLASHES COCK AT THE VERY END
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2064884104571531419 | https://archive.ph/wip/wKiXu


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Here's a version where I cut the video right before he shows his dick

0:57

Spoiler: FULL VIDEO WITH COCK BEHIND THIS

0:58

Spoiler: STILL SHOT FOR THE IMPATIENT LADIES

@Null can we get an update to the global sticky?

edit: forgot to say, Elijah is also live right now so feel free to tune in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYtkAQe0AA

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

EMPATH CHAN HAS POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE IS RECORDING HER PHONE AND ELIJAH IS VIDEO CALLING HER, HER IS VISIBLY BLACK OUT DRUNK, UNABLE TO EVEN OPEN HIS EYES AT TIMES, FLASHES COCK AT THE VERY END
[/SPOILER]

1) When was this video from? I'm guessing last year because Elijah is fatter and blonde now, and no one knew who Empathchan was before then.
2) I already have 2 threads in my queue so if anyone else wants to take on the task of an Empathchan thread... there's enough material.
3) This (censored ofc) might get a Best Lolcow Media - Image or Video nomination. This is worse than Ralphamale levels of trashed.

 

[Path Wanderer]

WE GOT THE FIRST ELIJAH DICK SHOT

EMPATH CHAN HAS POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE IS RECORDING HER PHONE AND ELIJAH IS VIDEO CALLING HER, HER IS VISIBLY BLACK OUT DRUNK, UNABLE TO EVEN OPEN HIS EYES AT TIMES, FLASHES COCK AT THE VERY END
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2064884104571531419 |
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Here's a version where I cut the video right before he shows his dick
ElijahCockShotClean.mp4

Spoiler: FULL VIDEO WITH COCK BEHIND THIS

EMPATHCHAN, THE RUTHLESS DICTATOR - Why were you showing me your cock on camera (0_57 seconds ...mp4

Spoiler: STILL SHOT FOR THE IMPATIENT LADIES

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HE SHAVED

 

[alphabetnigger]

I heard about this guy for the first time today on twitter. I liked the point he made about the anthony family not wanting him in their tent. Didn't expect he'd have an article and be a weirdo.

Really didn't see myself seeing his dick by the days end either.