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Hamplanet Fitness

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

1) When was this video from? I'm guessing last year because Elijah is fatter and blonde now, and no one knew who Empathchan was before then. 2) I...
Path Wanderer

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Elijah, crossed with something, has showed his cock tuah to some random chick
Sammich

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

oh God, you mean we are going to get more? FFS.
harmy.kook

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

OH MY GOD?! HOW CRAZY IS SHE IN BED THAT RETARDS STILL FUCK HER?! :lossmanjack: :lossmanjack:
Maori Kiwifruit Growers

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

He's gonna give that woman Aids or some other venereal disease, isn't he? Why are SO MANY political women like her and just so fucking nasty...
Bum Farto

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

>Username is gropertt :story:
Strangolapreti

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

Couldn't get hard for the ladies, Below average and circumcised. At least he had the decency to shave...
Catch The Rainbow

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

For reference, empathchan looks like this outside of carefully crafted angles Elijah is scraping the barrel.
Squanto Airi

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

Sarah Stock had an affair with that? She willingly let that into her vagina?
MK3

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

First it was Count Dankula and now it's Elijah. Who's next?
Abernathy

Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive

How long until the inevitable Onlyfans arc?
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