Now that this absolute disaster of a “marathon” is over, let’s discuss the aftermath:
1. The $200 Tips Goal is officially back for the entirety of the upcoming week. No surprise as this was always Phil’s intention and everyone on these boards knew it. Phil’s inability to wrangle the extra $600 he was expecting today from his cabal of habitual retards is the perfect excuse to permanently reinstate the goal back to $200, on the backbone of two bullshit reasons he’s been constantly referencing during his streams: the lack of a Gifted Membership functionality on YT and the “delayed” YT payments that are always a month too late. Just super scummy tactics as usual.
2. Another failed attempt at hitting or exceeding the Marathon Tips Goal, another instance where everything is going to be back to normal the following day and Phil will magically be able to pay his mortgage as well as meet all of his other financial responsibilities. As
@Surly Muppet has documented the various lies and complete nonsense the pig has been making up to squeeze more money out of his tiny audience, there is no reason for this increased level of begging besides trying to keep the same standard of living that Phil has been riding on due to the increased income he acquired last year because of the Vest Streak. As I’ve always said: Phil’s peanut-sized brain genuinely believed that last year’s abnormality was the standard moving forward and was representative of his overall growth as a streamer. The trajectory of his channel and his popularity can only go upwards, not downwards. Completely out of touch with reality doesn’t even begin to describe it.
3. The rant about the late night McDonald’s DoorDash debacle was an amazing little nugget of truth he slipped out unconsciously. This story confirmed a few things we all knew were true: Phil and his prized horse waste thousands of dollars on food delivery and associated fees monthly; they are incredibly lazy as they order food from a restaurant that’s three minutes away from their house; they’re both disgusting slobs; they both stay up conspicuously late thus bringing more doubts as to whether Khet works at all (given that Khet appears to work incredibly long days, a working class person like herself would take the opportunity to get some sleep from long days of hard labor, not stay up til 3AM to eat garbage food); and they’re both incredibly lazy.
4. Another marathon, another paypig publicly humiliated. The Jakileez rant was just one of the many public floggings delivered by Cult Leader Phil over the years; an ire oft reserved for paypigs who dare deviate from the one true path of believing Phil and only believing what Phil says. Jakileez’s crime? Daring to call Phil out on his insistence that he absolutely, positively cannot stay streaming past 8PM especially because he took no breaks during an incredibly difficult 10-hour workday… only that Phil took three breaks and barely streamed for a total of 6 hours. Speaking the truth is simply forbidden.
5. Multiple begging Tweets were sent out during the Marathon. I guess you could call this an improvement to Phil’s revenue generation methodologies as he’s using a multi-platform based strategy of leveraging his avenues for impressions to drive more viewers to his streams… nah, it’s just begging dialed up to 11.
You know, the bankruptcy was supposed to end all of these marathons. All of these fundraisers. All of this incessant begging. Instead, the exact opposite has happened: the begging is at its highest level it’s ever been and the marathons/ fundraisers have become a monthly event.
I thought the fraudulent bankruptcy Phil filed and was ultimately granted was supposed to be a huge middle finger to the detractors, as it proved that Phil never lied about his financial difficulties and that now, after an incredibly good year due to the Vest Streak and all of his financial liability absolved by the gubment, he could turn over a new leaf and start anew.
But nope, here we are, right back to square one where once again, Phil is about to lose his house because he can’t pay his mortgage and he’s about to default on his payment plan for his back taxes. Either Phil is lying about all of this and mismanages his money incredibly poorly (I attribute his constant money issues to really splurging on his prized horse, I think we’re attributing his spending too easily on Champions. I genuinely believe Khet’s his trophy wife and you know that soy boy Phil is gonna treat her like one) or he’s the most persecuted person on social media since the Orange Man got banned off Twitter and Facebook.
I think I’m gonna side with Phil being a scummy, lazy, entitled slob who believes he’s owed upwards of $10,000 per month for a lifestyle he and his wife can’t afford.
