[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

What will the goal be?

  • <$1000

    Votos: 9 3.3%

  • $1000-$1999

    Votos: 76 27.5%

  • $2000-$2999

    Votos: 110 39.9%

  • $3000+

    Votos: 81 29.3%
  • Total de votantes
    276
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KKKrèmebrûlée dijo:
It doesn't deliver. He likely ordered from Himalayan Cafe, it's 1.5mi away and delivers. He mentioned tandoori chicken, garlic naan, and a curry dish for himself and Kat. Put that order in for Himalayan Cafe and it comes to $80.
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1h 40m stall and he raked in $219 from his autistic viewership. Food is covered. Might even be able to get that yogurt drink now. hahah
 
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Did Timbo have to get drunk to sit through this?
Rather inappropriate to say 'he's going to get the goal' when we're only at $220, too. Maybe be more appreciative of the fans, Timbo, since you and the mods aren't the ones getting him there.
Unless you know something you'd like to share with the class.
 
Phil just said you can only boost up speech by 10. Wrong as fuck. He used Charisma as a dump stat, so with high survival, alcohol would be +3 alone, so 6 to speech. Naughty Nihghtwear, a horrible leopard plad pajamas boosts it by 10. Party time mentats, a craftable, is Charisma +5. Tag on another 10 to speech. And then you read a magazine for a final +10. That is a potential +36. Phil is whining that he can't pass speech checks in the 40s and 50s with his 9 speech. He could, easily, but I think he rather do missions the long, painful, extra stalling way.

Strap in for some sweet freeside fuck all happens. We're gonna be here a while.
Edit: It's a chill stream. Unloading boring stories on chat for three minutes straight. At this pace Freeside is gonna take around four hours.

Edit 2: Dear fucking god, he's been sitting still at the atomic wrangler for ten minutes now and hasn't gotten jack shit done. He's asking chat where to go rather than just checking his pip boy. The begathon was always a lie. He never intended to leave Freeside at all... In a full 7 hours of gameplay. Anyone with half a brain is through with Freeside in an hour and a half tops. In 45 minutes Phil has managed to do ONE sidequest.
 
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Surly Muppet dijo:
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Did Timbo have to get drunk to sit through this?
Rather inappropriate to say 'he's going to get the goal' when we're only at $220, too. Maybe be more appreciative of the fans, Timbo, since you and the mods aren't the ones getting him there.
Unless you know something you'd like to share with the class.
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Timbo is definitely talking more than he should. He first already outed the mods that are hiding and now revealed that the tips goal is arranged.
Thanks, Timbo!! Best mod.
 
"It's REALLY important I hit the goal today. But I don't want to just talk about the goal. But I REALLY need to hit the goal."

Jesus christ Phil.
 
Has he ever shown a single iota of shame while doing these begging "fundraisers"? Does he not realize that 99.9% of fundraisers that are done are for shit like cancer stricken children and abused animals, some of the most pitiful things on this Earth that he somehow puts himself into the same category as?
 
EmpGulcasa dijo:
I really want to hear this.
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I don't know how to clip but he's said 'latte' like 'lett-eh' nearly four times in rapid succession trying to explain why he can't order a drink from the indian place. "They're specialty milk lattes' but it's like he's saying letter while cutting the r off. I cannot possibly believe that he doesn't know how to say latte.
 
Kornheiser dijo:
Too bad people aren’t asking him order really hot stuff without him knowing how spicy it is.
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Phil would take a bite and instantly vomit it back into the box.

Remember when he had this special gimmick, eating Halloween-skittles with random zombie taste? He eats a few for every few dollars? He fucked it up by not chewing through and spit out the zombie one, like a coward.

Then he proceeded to not eat blindly, looks at the color and then decided if he'd eat. Phil literally killed his own show because he felt mildly inconvenient. This was pointless, boring and stupid. All what's left was his wondering if the skittle will taste like a certain fruit or not. Who the fuck cares?

Dear lords of gout, my English sucks today
 
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Surly Muppet dijo:
Phil is now saying he 'needs' the $1500 today to pay his mortgage, and everything after will go to pay his bills for the rest of the month.
This is not what he said earlier, when he did not 'need' to hit $1500 to be okay.

Please note, that it appears on the bankruptcy docs, Phil may have rolled his mortgage payment in with his condo dues for the Wahkando.
His mortgage payment is likely $1350, and his condo fees are $450, which accounts for the $1800 on the bankruptcy doc (the condo fees are not listed separately in the section for them, and the mortgage payment seems high). This is why he will not specify an amount for his mortgage - it's even less than we thought it was and he is begging for far more than he should need for it.
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I don't know if HOA fees are in a mortgage. Here they are separate but guarantee the property taxes are in the mortgage.
 
He got raided and is now explaining to everyone why they can't talk, and encouraging them to sub if they like what they see so they can talk tomorrow, after the marathon.

Edit: Even better it was a bot raid.

Edit again: He just said he had a big lego set that both he and HIS FATHER couldn't build together. Autism runs in the family I guess.
 
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