[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

What will the goal be?

  • <$1000

    Votos: 9 3.3%

  • $1000-$1999

    Votos: 76 27.5%

  • $2000-$2999

    Votos: 110 39.9%

  • $3000+

    Votos: 81 29.3%
  • Total de votantes
    276
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YokuNama dijo:
"We jumped a ton of members!"

Yesterday
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Currently in a two hour warning beg. Needs another $750 to be "good for a month" IF he also hits his regular tip goals for every stream during the week BUT HE WONT because he's begging everyone to blow their handicap checks today on him. So the cycle will continue on.
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I'm loving all this organic support, no joke
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Such real people, man! Definitely a completely normal surge in members!

Edit: "Terra" tipped $50, and, of course, is a long time viewer that decided to support LMAO
Phil, no matter how many tips and sock accounts your mods make, you STILL will be 'The Guy'. Don't you, and your mods, forget it.

Edit2: Swagginz left as soon as OiC joined and vice versa. Just pointing that out.

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Unhinged begging while spending mad cash on takeout. The guy is legit revolting when eating, too. The fucking sounds, the lip smacks... At least I can say his food commentary is about on par with his game commentary: Absolute bottom of the bin.

Phil, man vs food you are not. Mmm! Taste good! Mmm! Stupendous! Tremendous! Outstanding! Mmm! Smack smack, do the Pig Chew face mmm mmm! Spicy! Salty and savory! (basically the same thing) So good!

I can't believe I'm typing this but he makes Amber and Chantal look civilized. And at least they enjoy food. This was the equivalent of faking an orgasm. I'm surprised he didn't leave the food with an "Oh baby, you were so robust!" How does he do it? It's liie he was born to suck at everything, holy fuck. Guy has talent to be the worst.

Hope you whales are happy you got to treat Phil and his beloved housemare to a three course, 100$ extravaganza while he cries broke. You could give ten homeless people a decent meal for that price. But you're owning the trolls, so it's cool, right?

One of those glimpses into how fucked in the head Phil's fans have to be to think this is a good use of their money. Such a waste. Such a shame. I'll take my fedoras now, thanks.
 
Kornheiser dijo:
Is this the start of deathfat Phil?
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I can see the writers just plagiarizing from other cows. At this point that would be the most interesting story arc there is left- he has 4+ years of back taxes sitting at a cool ~5% monthly interest, with all signs pointing to the trend continuing in perpetuity. If Catherine is there or not, I don't give a fuck if his mom gonna baby him or not, it's funny either way. We had the tugboat saga already, there is only the death to bait new viewers in on, and it gonna be 10+ years, so I guess we gonna see how perpetually sinking his ship is.
 
UaineRunei dijo:
I'm loving all this organic support, no joke
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Such real people, man! Definitely a completely normal surge in members!

Edit: "Terra" tipped $50, and, of course, is a long time viewer that decided to support LMAO
Phil, no matter how many tips and sock accounts your mods make, you STILL will be 'The Guy'. Don't you, and your mods, forget it.

Edit2: Swagginz left as soon as OiC joined. Just pointing that out.

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They are legit accounts... and they are also as handicapped as you might think.
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The late-night McDonalds story paraphrased:

"My wife and I had a late-night fast food craving. That never happens [haha tried to cover his ass]. My wife says 'why don't we order some DoorDash like we've been doing for the longest time?'. What do we decide to get? MCDONALHDS. We ordered chicken nuggets; I order like a McChicken sandwich and like couple of cheeseburgers. So immediately we notice something weird. The DoorDash says it's going to deliver it from the downtown McDonalds which is half an hour away. Not from the one which is just on the corner from where we live [if that McDonalds was so close then, why didn't you drive there yourselves]. Why are they doing that? Come to found out, our McDonalds refuses to do night delivery. It takes over half an hour for the order to show up. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

Got too tired to type. Anyway, the fucking food sucked and they decided to never order fast food that late again.
 
Comma dijo:
'If I don't hit the tips goal today, I'm in trouble!'

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"Essentially, if I don't hit the Goal by the end of today's stream, I have to somehow find a way to make up for what I didn't reach over the next few days to pay my mortgage..."
Here's a way you can do that, maybe you could try and land a job with a more consistent paycheck like you promised your own mother you would?
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
"Essentially, if I don't hit the Goal by the end of today's stream, I have to somehow find a way to make up for what I didn't reach over the next few days to pay my mortgage..."
Here's a way you can do that, maybe you could try and land a job with a more consistent paycheck like you promised your own mother you would?
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I'll never understand the ''Why dont you get a job, DSP?'' people. Phil is getting upwards of 9k per month to stream for retards. What job could he possibly land that would get him anywhere near that amount?
 
Azuma Ninja dijo:
I'll never understand the ''Why dont you get a job, DSP?'' people. Phil is getting upwards of 9k per month to stream for retards. What job could he possibly land that would get him anywhere near that amount?
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The point is he's lying about being in dire financial straits. If his streaming career wasn't enough to keep his house, like he's claiming this stream will be if he doesn't hit the goal, he should look for alternatives. So either he's a liar or he has terrible problem-solving skills. It's both, of course, it's just funny to watch him cry poor while ordering take-out every night and doing absolutely nothing different to remedy the situation.
Also, no one ever said he can't get a job and keep streaming. If anything, having less regular streams might cause his whales to throw more at him than having to pay hundreds every single day.
 
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