[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

[PutridElephant]

I was just about to post that considering how "successful" this DSP Tries It has been it could plant the seeds for a full-blown mukbang series.
Apparently, it's happening. He just came up with a "brand new" segment called "Feasting with the King". He's going to do this now in every "marathon" stream.

What's next? Live toothbrushing?

 

[Hogan of the South]

Hates chicken wings because: Too much work to get the meat off the bone.

That's how far his laziness goes.

Words cannot describe how unbelievably lazy this man is and how lazy that statement is. Phil is physically turning into those people from Wall-E, it’s only a matter of time before his chair breaks from the immense pressure of his gelatinous form.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Am I retarded? Why is he acting like this is anything new? He did this all the time; why does he keep saying first time doing it live and interactive? It's literally the same shit

That was fast food, not $70 worth of pan fried slop

See, its different

 

[Iron Hamster]

Apparently the Indian place is nearly 30 minutes away.

Based on what? That they told him there is a 30 minute wait? It could be in the condo next to him and still be a 30 minute wait if it's busy.

How useless is Kat that she couldn't go pick up their dinner? They could still order online or on the phone. This is the same lady that can't pick up groceries even though she's at a grocery store for several hours four days a week

She could.....................if she was there.

"They gave two orders of chicken chili which is what I wanted but definitely not what she wanted, she wanted something else" Oh okay Phil. Sure. That seems like something they'd do. Kinda suss, bud. More leftovers for Piggy.

How does he know? Allegedly she placed her own order for some reason.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I love how actually just retarded Kat is.

 

[UsedUp]

I dont get it. There is not a soul on this planet worthy of thousands of dollars for eating food but dsp has found the most retarded bunch of people to pay for his life style. This is lower than simping. You're paying a married man Bill's, pay for his groceries, his internet, his games, his consoles and whatever the fuck else. Emphasis on MARRIED MAN, not even an attractive female!

 

[Kornheiser]

Is this the start of deathfat Phil?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Calling a segment ‘Feasting with the King’ while feigning financial distress… you really can’t make this shit up.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil didn't brush his teeth because Kat threw some of her food in the garbage disposal, which included bones. So the bones were making 'monstrous' noise. Phil turned the disposal off (why couldn't Kat... because she's stupid?) and he put on a glove, and reached into the garbage disposal to pull the bones out.

How do these idiots function?

 

[Esquilax]

If Phil starts doing these mukbang segments what better way to write off your food bill.

Deathfat Phil arc when?

 

[UsedUp]

Phil didn't brush his teeth because Kat threw some of her food in the garbage disposal, which included bones. So the bones were making 'monstrous' noise. Phil turned the disposal off (why couldn't Kat... because she's stupid?) and he put on a glove, and reached into the garbage disposal to pull the bones out.

How do these idiots function?

I'm sorry man but this fucking nuts! AND WE HERE ON THE FARMS ARE THE RETARDS ACCORDING TO HIS FANS!?

 

[Mr. Brown]

$84 of food while telling everyone he can't buy groceries...

The dude just doesn't live in reality at all.

He's desperate to hit the goal but won't stream past 8pm either.

 

[Lolidaki]

His console time is still wrong after all this time. Lazy fuck

 

[YokuNama]

"We jumped a ton of members!"

Yesterday

Today:

Currently in a two hour warning beg. Needs another $750 to be "good for a month" IF he also hits his regular tip goals for every stream during the week BUT HE WONT because he's begging everyone to blow their handicap checks today on him. So the cycle will continue on.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Phil didn't brush his teeth because Kat threw some of her food in the garbage disposal, which included bones. So the bones were making 'monstrous' noise. Phil turned the disposal off (why couldn't Kat... because she's stupid?) and he put on a glove, and reached into the garbage disposal to pull the bones out.

How do these idiots function?

Well, he managed to reach into the garbage disposal without cutting his hand. That's gotta count for something.

 

[DeeTracktor]

$84 of food while telling everyone he can't buy groceries...

The dude just doesn't live in reality at all.

He's desperate to hit the goal but won't stream past 8pm either.

Did you miss the bit where he said he orders a box of chicken nuggets and two cheese burgers and more which Ive forgotten AND an order for Khet from McDonalds on doordash as a, and I quote, ''Midnight snack''

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil claims that he played Judgement over the entire summer, and he called it The Summer of Judgement because people were loving it so much.

This is not an accurate account.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil bitching about taxes again. God he fucking hates taxes.

Also lol he confirmed whoever had guessed his order price was basically dead on.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just look at this fucking dude... just look at him. Pasty white, fat, greasy-looking, hairy as fuck, disheveled hair, double chin, fucked up "goatee." DSP is the antithesis of the word "healthy."

What any woman could ever see in this dude, I'll never understand. But after all, I'm not some autistic, white trash gold-digger in the first place.

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He literally looks like a child. All he needs is a binky to finish the stream with.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil bitching about taxes again. God he fucking hates taxes.

Also lol he confirmed whoever had guessed his order price was basically dead on.

3 entrees plus 2 orders of naan bread "and other stuff" all under 60 bucks. It wasn't "insanely expensive". He conveniently excluded the delivery and DoorDash fees.