[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

What will the goal be?

  • <$1000

    Votos: 9 3.3%
  • $1000-$1999

    Votos: 76 27.5%
  • $2000-$2999

    Votos: 110 39.9%
  • $3000+

    Votos: 81 29.3%

  • Total de votantes
    276
Someone asked DSP why he brought back "DSP Tries It" and he's making up a story that never happened about bringing it back for a Christmas stream. IIRC he grudgingly brought it back as a reward for how long the vest streak had lasted. How the hell does he forget shit like this?
 
I hope Phil continues his doordash story. He already slipped up with quoting Kat "let's order from doordash like we've always been doing."

Man, I've never met anyone that can hardly make ends meet using fucking doordash to constantly order food.
 
Poor Khet, he's eating with chat rather than eating with his mom waif.

I thought it was impossible to do something without her since he never has time to spend with her.
 
Why the fuck has he got a napkin tucked into his shirt? It's not a bib.
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That's why. I mean, he paid for most of the stream... At least Phil is doing what he wants, kinda.
 
Phil is explaining how he had the revelation that he could make DSP Tries It interactive and talk with his audience while he eats.

First of all, he used to insist that he take this as a break to go and eat with his wife, who we know is home and not working today. So it's odd that this is the instance where that argument is not made.

And second, as some have pointed out, this is basically a mukbang, something Phil has refused to do for years, and banned people for saying because he seemed to believe for a while that it was sexual. He also refused to eat anything but fast food because his audience couldn't get it, but he has compromised on that because he has finally realized he can get away with ordering expensive food that he wants and his retard whales won't connect the dots on the scam.
How the hell does he forget shit like this?
He doesn't. He retcons it so that he always looks as good as possible. At that time he didn't need the money and he was stubbornly refusing to adapt to doing it live, likely assuming that people were trying to troll his grandma bod and see what he bought for his house.

Now he wants the money and this segment appears to have pulled about $100 from people who do not appear to be whale alts. So now he's rebranding it as a mukbang and trying to take credit for the idea.

WHY IS HE ADMITTING HE ORDERS SO MUCH FOOD FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK
Jesus fucking Christ. The truth always comes out once he thinks it is safe to casually admit that he has been lying for years.

EDIT: He just said he would pause on shoutouts because he wants more chicken. Can't pause the scam for anything.
 
little philip furious his 2am burger, mcnuggies and chicken burger from mcdonalds weren't fresh and amazing.

edit. Phil listing the 'spice' flavors involved in Indian food: tumeric, tomato, cilantro(?)
 
The passion and excitement Phil has shown since he started eating just proves that the only thing that stimulates him anymore, besides money, is food/food talk. He is beside himself with joy.
 
Phil complaining that DoorDash will mark up the food. So if it costs you $15 in the restaurant, it's $17 on the app. They're 'marking it up', they're 'making money'.

... yeah? It's a business?
You ordered $60 worth of food and you're playing a game that can be purchased for $20... and you have a goal of $1500.
Is that a markup?

"Oh my god, I just got a ginormous tip, I'll shout it out in a second".
He drags out eating naan instead of shouting out a $100 tip.
It's a whale alt - before he was excited at a 'generous' $42 tip from a non-whale, but this gets nothing because Swagginz an OiC have already tipped hundreds.
It's not even the scam here, it's the sloppiness of it that bothers me.

EDIT: It's been 5 minutes, he stopped eating to talk to the chat, and he will still not acknowledge the $100 tip.
Absolute fucking sleaze.

EDIT 2: Add Shane Flemming to the whale alt list. $100 tip that Phil didn't bother to verify.
 
I just saw his KFC double down DSP tries it, and I am somewhat certain whatever fucking story he told about Rambo having to check him for a heart attack did not happen in the fucking video.
 
"did I tell you they screwed up my order, already?"
YES. "not only does the game have no content, but it also reuses the little content it has"-the guy
 
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