[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

[Fill Bern El]

ReviewCuckUSA came back after literally being blasted and dissed by Phil at the start of the stream. This is insane.

 

[Chief Nigwelfacheqee]

"The garlic taste isn't too strong because it's cooked and seasoned" - DarkSydePhil

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I think this is peak obnoxious phil, the eating food like some neanderthal who's sarcastically over reacting in front of other people who want what he has, but he just looks like a mental patient, the little bib isn't helping. you're 39 and you can't keep food in your mouth?

 

[Fill Bern El]

I'm not gonna front, I think Phil is intentionally hyping up the food as to not come off as racist for not liking Indian food.

 

[marlintan]

"They gave two orders of chicken chili which is what I wanted but definitely not what she wanted, she wanted something else" Oh okay Phil. Sure. That seems like something they'd do. Kinda suss, bud. More leftovers for Piggy.

"Everyone always screws things up besides you, it makes you wonder. Yeah, maybe I'm like Job. Remember the story of Job?" Oh god please. Please tell me about the story of Job. Weirdly, he says Job right. Did he go to catholic school?

Much like Eve, Job’s wife prompts her husband to doubt God’s use of divine powers and, in doing so, she deepens his knowledge and opens his eyes. And yet she is conspicuously absent from Job’s happy ending.

 

[MoonRocker]

Just look at this fucking dude... just look at him. Pasty white, fat, greasy-looking, hairy as fuck, disheveled hair, double chin, fucked up "goatee." DSP is the antithesis of the word "healthy."

What any woman could ever see in this dude, I'll never understand. But after all, I'm not some autistic, white trash gold-digger in the first place.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

His fucking faces are making me nauseous. What a lucky girl Kat is to possibly look across and see that ghoul make faces that a five year old makes when they are trying food for the first time.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Job 38:4-5

4 And God said, "Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding."
5 Then Phil angry snorted at God

 

[Coffee Shits]

I'm not gonna front, I think Phil is intentionally hyping up the food as to not come off as racist for not liking Indian food.

He just likened buttermilk to grease, so yeah he's really hamming it up.

Edit "better than standard American fried chicken" yeah we get it your Uber Eats really makes you a worldly dude.

 

[DeeTracktor]

That fringe comb back of Phil's has got six months left, tops

 

[kamekmagik]

I'm gonna fucking vomit dude

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

You can't even make this shit up, just look at the side of his face. It's DROOPY AS HELL.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Happy piggy.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil's so fucking autistic I cannot even believe it. Food really brings out his childlike glee at spoiling himself.

It's so fucking weird what words Phil knows how to pronounce correctly versus absolutely butchering.

Latte? Butchered.
Pho? Pretty close.

He was about 50/50 for herbs and spices.

 

[Fill Bern El]

If I'm feeling up to it I'll edit a video later showing what Phil actually thinks is a 10/10 and how he'll react to food he'll actually think is amazing. I've seen way too many DSP Tries Its recently to not know this.

 

[The Black Prince]

I'm not gonna front, I think Phil is intentionally hyping up the food as to not come off as racist for not liking Indian food.

I love Indian food but its so obvious he is hyping it up to seem cultured.

 

[uncritically]

fuck i couldnt take anymore of that smacking, and orgasm sounds(the only time hes ever made those sounds in that house, i bet.)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP Tries It: Being a food critic:

Also, food critics don't smack their lips constantly unless they want either to appear obnoxious or to get punched. I guess Phil wants both.

EDIT: Holy shit that napkin combined with Phil's unshaven face make him look more piggish than usual. FUCKING SHAVE, YOU LAZY FUCK.

 

[Poo Twister]

Why the fuck has he got a napkin tucked into his shirt? It's not a bib.

 

[Coffee Shits]