[10-July-2021] Pay Muh Bills Begathon - Yeah, less than one month after he would never have to talk about money ever again.

What will the goal be?

  • <$1000

    Votos: 9 3.3%
  • $1000-$1999

    Votos: 76 27.5%
  • $2000-$2999

    Votos: 110 39.9%
  • $3000+

    Votos: 81 29.3%

  • Total de votantes
    276
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This is literally how Phil imagines how his stream should go. Him sitting down and eating, looking at chat, people tipping (I took this SS with that tip to make it even more realistic), making 'mmm' sounds so it's not completely quiet. But nothing else.
 
I know there’s some exceptional detractors who completely go above and beyond when it comes to doing some gay ops but imagine being such a paranoid fuck that you can’t even share the price of your meal. You’re the biggest detractor Phillip. If you didn’t lie all the time, you would probably not have this issue.
 
Who voted for this shit? I wanted to see this same food critique of Sonic. Imagine him trying to describe how much better the hand made cherry coke is from the regular shit out of a bottle plebs drink. Letting fly any adjective that comes to his mind while jamming one cheese curd after another into his crooked maw
Sonic is up for the august begathon
 
I know there’s some exceptional detractors who completely go above and beyond when it comes to doing some gay ops but imagine being such a paranoid fuck that you can’t even share the price of your meal. You’re the biggest detractor Phillip. If you didn’t lie all the time, you would probably not have this issue.
@Fill Bern El did a breakdown a couple pages ago. It was at least 60+ bucks at the minimum.
He's just hiding money because he has delivery or expensive genuine fresh italian din dins every god damn day. He's easily blowing 100+ bucks on food alone every single day.
 
For a man in perpetual near-homelessness he sure does know a lot about which dishes and cuisines are best in person rather than delivered.
 
Phil is the equivalent of some weeb that goes to Japan, tries one riceball in a 7/11 and waxes lyrical about how it's the best, most authentic food they've ever had, acting like it's an unknown gem because it has 'spice' in it. Just going "MMMMMMM" at every bite like he's trying to pretend he knows what he's eating outside of greasy thing to shovel into his mouth.

Having worked with Indian people and lived in SE Asia for a few months, boy do they hate the 'Indian' food that you get in the west. It's oily, greasy; just throw palm oil and water, salt, garlic & onion powder, sugar, curry powder and paprika in a vat and call it curry, it sits there for hours on end and the meat used is going to be your lowest-grade because it'll be drowned in sauce anyway and fat fucks like Phil won't know what they're eating anyway.
 
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This is literally how Phil imagines how his stream should go. Him sitting down and eating, looking at chat, people tipping (I took this SS with that tip to make it even more realistic), making 'mmm' sounds so it's not completely quiet. But nothing else.

Makes six figures, eats with plastic fork from Styrofoam container.

Absolutely ridiculous.
 
He's complaining that piece has a bone and he doesn't have knife to cut it. I guess his gums aren't robust enough to get the meat off the bone.
 
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