The DarkSyde Sexuality Thread - Explore Phil's sexuality or lack there of.

[SocietyLiver1488]

Phil's fat, phils a faggot

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Hi phil, or phil's dents!

 

[clothes in my closet]

Phil is playing this Like A Dragon Yakuza game, whatever it is

Its a bath house scene, one character comments on the naked man standing in front of him and "the view he is showing off". You take control of your character, a naked man, and you fight another naked man. Phil is grinning from ear to ear and laughing like a child. Not one disgusted comment, he loves this.

If you open this clip and click the "watch live stream" button, you can watch the entire sequence.

✂️ naked men phil loves

15 seconds · Clipped by clothes in my closet · Original video "Feb 23 minor Stream - Like A Dragon: Ishin" by Raw DSP Archive

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[Crooked 16th]

Leaked Phil and Panda sex tape

 

[Dona Morte]

Throatin'.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yaT88hmnkAs
Hi phil, or phil's dents!

Oh, you silly goose! C'mon, Phil. We all know you love Hulk Hogan. Don't remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l-MURth1VE

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Sure, he's dreamt of sucking a proper man's cock. He might've tried sneaking peeks at guys in the locker rooms.

NORA was probably a shot through the heart not only reminding him of his failure to straighten up but also when he tried really hard to seem like he was salivating over everything with breasts and heartbeats.

At one point he definitely wished he was the one topping but truthfully he's destined to bottom.
He might have accepted that, but I'm afraid the market's small for fat fucking people who sit there all day gorge and eat and make money for doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Well guys, it's in the bottom of the dsp iceberg, meaning that no matter what happens, it still is a 100% real, not fake, totally factual dogmatic absolute truth that can't be disprovenVer archivo adjunto 4617225

This Iceberg is full of made up nonsense anyways so I wouldn't give it too much credit

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Cross-posting this from the main thread as it's super relevant (and remains one of my favorite Phil clips to this day). In his OG playthrough of Mass Effect 3, Phil goes for the gay option, thinking he can romance several of the shipmates at once. When he realises that he is locked in as a fag for the rest of the game he finds it hard to cope.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This Iceberg is full of made up nonsense anyways so I wouldn't give it too much credit

all "ice bergs" are. it's used as clickbait

 

[Sand Mega]

This Iceberg is full of made up nonsense anyways so I wouldn't give it too much credit

Yeah I know, meant it as a joke, but here I found the supposed "explanation" from the iceberg creator to justify that theory
(Full iceberg post: https://icebergcharts.com/i/DarksydePhil)

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Well guys, it's in the bottom of the dsp iceberg, meaning that no matter what happens, it still is a 100% real, not fake, totally factual dogmatic absolute truth that can't be disprovenVer archivo adjunto 4617225

I hate this fucking iceberg. Death Face lore promises to be awesome and spooky but it's literally nothing.

 

[Sand Mega]

What even is deathface anyway ?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

What even is deathface anyway ?

Really old DSP LARP as super edgy boi.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

phil is 1000000000% gay and i would bet his life on it

 

[clothes in my closet]

This "Asexual Phil" thing is really getting to him.

What even is deathface anyway ?

Death Face was a character from Project 7. Phil loved it so much that he created a twitter account for the character and larped as him a little bit.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This "Asexual Phil" thing is really getting to him.

Pretty neat huh?

Phil HATES what he can't understand. If it was the gayboi meme he could go all "AllySydePhil" and have a lengthy cry on stream.

But Phil don't know what asexual is, so this is why it gets to him he can't go on and on about it because he knows he'll look like a complete tard an possebly say something REALLY stupid.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This "Asexual Phil" thing is really getting to him.

he reacted to someone saying he looks "angry" with "well, being 'asexual' makes me look angry" then banned the guy. yeah, it's getting to him lol. poor kat

 

[FraudFrog]

My theory is this.he started to jack it to tranny porn. The guilt and confusion combined with the complications of being in a sexless marriage is what creating this act to distance himself from anything sexual in nature in front of his audience. But in private he’s become addicted to watching trannies crank their hogs, and he doesn’t know what’s wrong with himself, and his wife isn’t fucking him back to being straight.

Lol but in all seriousness, he’s probably still jerking it to his Panda Lee folder, his wife is giving him no sex or affection, and this is how he proves his innocence to himself and Khet.

“See I don’t even like sex in games, why would I even jerk off, and if I don’t jerk off, I definitely don’t have pictures saved of my ex saved anywhere, snort”

 

[Coke Zero]

This "Asexual Phil" thing is really getting to him.



Death Face was a character from Project 7. Phil loved it so much that he created a twitter account for the character and larped as him a little bit.

Tokido uses the nickname "murder face" so phil literally just ripped off the name from another street fighter player he didn't like/was jealous of.