The DarkSyde Sexuality Thread - Explore Phil's sexuality or lack there of.

[Iron Father]

"They imply the torture but show the breast feeding."

Given the option I think most people would rather see breast feeding than torture, Phil.

One of my personal favorite Philbrain moments. It's a window into... so many horrors best left hidden.

 

[clothes in my closet]

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Phil is gay - Made with Clipchamp.mp4

I would love to see Phil watching Only fools and horses. " Wut. I don't get it. Why do they talk so funny. I don't understand".

And Bottom would fly clean above his smooth brain and he would be super uncomfortable.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

I've gone back and forth on this topic for a while now. Thought he was asexual for a bit, thought he might be gay, but I think the answer to why he is this way might be a bit more complicated.

Phil has a weird relationship with adulthood and maturity. He really wants to be seen as an adult, to be respected for his maturity and knowledge without actually being mature or particularly knowledgeable or wise. We see this going back even to his earlier content, he referred to himself as a mature adult with a buisness degree and always has used words like "immature" and "kid" in a derogatory way, without realizing his attitudes towards sex and sexuality make him seem like an adolescent struggling with puberty.

I don't think Phil has the emotional maturity to even know himself what his sexuality is, and he can't seem to piece it together. I think we all universally have had the experience of being an adolescent and feeling the insecurities around our bodies and the bodies of others, and being confused and unsure of those feelings. Part of growing into adulthood is managing those uncomfortable feelings and understanding who we are, and what that means. Phil has shown he will consistently avoid uncomfortable things, and lacks the self awareness that comes with the discomfort of self reflection.

I think speculation about his sexuality while very funny is moot. I don't think Phil knows what his preferences are, because Phil is emotionally a child, and if you can think back that far and remember how uncomfortable you started getting as your body started to mature and compare how you acted to how Phil acts now, I think you'd see a lot of similarities.

While I don't know if he is actually gay, he is 100% a massive faggot.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

I wonder how Phil gets around women IRL.
Ignoring the creature that wants nothing to do with him and is rightfully milking him for whatever he's practically worth, I have to imagine he gets very irrationally flustered around women just enjoying themselves within a five meter radius.
The kind of flustered you radiate with if you clearly vehemently don't geel comfortable with someone, be it kids you find annoying or fuckheads you used to know from high school.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

 

[clothes in my closet]

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I thought this was fake so I had to go to his twitter and see for myself

its real

I guess Phil has cock on the brain

 

[millais]

DarksydePhallus

 

[Iron Father]

More like DarksydePoofter.

 

[Corpun]

DickSuckingPhaggot

 

[clothes in my closet]

Phil is playing Wo Long : Fallen Dynasty

He's watching this cutscene of these dancing asian ladies

He starts to get uncomfortable, so he makes a scat joke

But this isnt enough, so when the king asks the dancer what her name is, Phil says "My name is Jailbait ..... I'm 12 years old"

 

[Artaius]

Should point out that there's so many clips of Phil repeatedly telling his trolls to lick his taint, suck his balls, kiss his hairy asshole, and more it's in the same league with the Ralphamale's obsession with Null and Metokur's penises. It's like how a supposedly straight person interacts with a homosexual, only ever asking about how *they* like bouncing on dick and they totally aren't lowkey aroused.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

DSP is a sexual inbreed. A horrifying mix of straight, gay, and asexual that scientists have yet to discover and humans to comprehend. The LGBT don't know what to do with him.

And when these scientists do find out of the man named Phil Burnell, they will hunt for him, study him, and dissect him. One shudders to imagine what inhuman qualities lie behind that man.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder how Phil gets around women IRL.

When is he ever around a woman IRL? When he ducks into a doorway to let Khet pass through the hallway? When the Doordash driver feeding pizza slices through his mail slot is female?

 

[Iron Father]

When is he ever around a woman IRL? When he ducks into a doorway to let Khet pass through the hallway? When the Doordash driver feeding pizza slices through his mail slot is female?

Don't forget the women working at the various stores he shuffles through, alone, on his day auf.

 

[Master Balayage Autist]

Phil is playing Wo Long : Fallen Dynasty

He's watching this cutscene of these dancing asian ladies

He starts to get uncomfortable, so he makes a scat joke

But this isnt enough, so when the king asks the dancer what her name is, Phil says "My name is Jailbait ..... I'm 12 years old"

Faggot Phil - Made with Clipchamp.mp4

I wonder why Phil made pedo comments about these obviously adult women

 

[Corpun]

When is he ever around a woman IRL? When he ducks into a doorway to let Khet pass through the hallway? When the Doordash driver feeding pizza slices through his mail slot is female?

DSP probably shuts his eyes tight and covers his ears and shouts to block out any female presence that isn't muh waif. No wonder they don't eat out anymore, can't be looking at some 20-something-year-old waitress at a restaurant.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil is playing Wo Long : Fallen Dynasty

He's watching this cutscene of these dancing asian ladies

He starts to get uncomfortable, so he makes a scat joke

But this isnt enough, so when the king asks the dancer what her name is, Phil says "My name is Jailbait ..... I'm 12 years old"

Faggot Phil - Made with Clipchamp.mp4

Phail should just convert to Islam at this point if he can't even handle looking at fully clothed women anymore.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phail should just convert to Islam at this point if he can't even handle looking at fully clothed women anymore.

Well this post just got a whole lot more relevant after his latest react outing.

 

[Scooter Kid]

It's over

ngmi