The DarkSyde Sexuality Thread - Explore Phil's sexuality or lack there of.

[Agent Proper]

While playing the newly released Atomic Hearts, Phil became so uncomfortable with a fridge that used sexual innuendos in dialog. He muted the audio for over three minutes (See clip below)

This is the newest instance of Phil's adversion towards heterosexual behaviors.

Phil has shifted from talking about Tigg ol' bitties in the early days to shying away from breastfeeding in a video game.

Please use this thread to discuss Phil's sexual identity shift.

 

[myone]

To all who say: "This is him LARPing as a mature adult, pretending to be disgusted and above sexual innuendo"

I disagree. Dave isn't this good a LARPer. This reaction feels like genuine embarrassment and being "wigged out". He seems seriously upset, like a child caught by their parents watching porn. As I've said in the other thread, this seems way too close to the reaction of an insecure straight man when confronted with gay stuff.

 

[MAWBD2]

To all who say: "This is him LARPing as a mature adult, pretending to be disgusted and above sexual innuendo"

I disagree. Dave isn't this good a LARPer. This reaction feels like genuine embarrassment and being "wigged out". He seems seriously upset, like a child caught by their parents watching porn. As I've said in the other thread, this seems way too close to the reaction of an insecure straight man when confronted with gay stuff.

He ain't LARPing. Everytime there is anything related to boobs in a game, he looks very awkwardly away.

 

[Panda’s bouncing bosom]

I believe that Dave does not have any type of sexual relations with Kath. I don't think her transformation into a cow matters. I see Dave's sexuality like a pre-pubescent boy - hihi, naked lady, cooties! He got the perfect Skyrim playing autist beard in Kath.

Think he was absolutely cucked by Panda, and that his lack of sexuality was part of the reason for their break up. Dave wants a family because that's what a grown-up successful man should have. At best I see him as a feminized asexual cuck.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

At this point we have a compilation-worthy amount of clips where Phil is incredibly awkward about sexual themes (when it comes to women), but when it comes to men he's energetic.

He's either a closet fag who thinks this is still 2007, Khet vaguely told him something retarded about only eyes on her or something, or something else.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

He certainly had no issue and was happy to talk about balls at length during hogwarts recently. Really think the dude is just gay.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

How about a poll? Gay or nay @Agent Proper

EDIT:
For the record I believe Phil is a socially stunted/emotionally immature AsexualSydePhil or GaySydePhil. I can't really decide which of these 2 Phils I belive he is but for meme reasons I would say gay but probably it's asexual.

Maybe an asexual homo if such a thing exists....given we can now make our own genders I see no reason why not.

EDIT 2: Putting even more autism into this.
We also have his type. The things that make him recoil in disgust is any female type female as well as flaming type gays and the twink/femboi type ( see crossdresser scene in FF7R).
But big buff dudes and his leg is getting itchy.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

That horny fridge had me bricked up.

Phil’s gay.

Years later edit: Dying at the inclusion into the gay thread what the fuck

 

[myone]

Maybe an asexual homo if such a thing exists....given we can now make our own genders I see no reason why not.

I'm leaning towards fag, but asexual + no problem with male sexuality, could maybe also be explained with his upbringing: Other men are just categorically non-sexual (just dudes, "locker room stuff") and so it's fine. Just something to laugh about. Therefore it doesn't trigger ASexualSydePhil's yuck-style response.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

It's a tough one. I'm not sure if he's asexual and his fondness for male genitalia and ass is due to his immaturity, or a closeted 'mo who's afraid to come out because 'muh catholic upbringing', and used to make titty jokes and tell tales of hot Latinas fawning over him to mask his gayness.

The only thing I'm 100% sure of is that he has a below average dong that he's insecure about and a part of his issues with sex and sexuality is due to that. We've seen that leaked video and he admitted to researching dong embiggening. You don't do that if you're content with what you have.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I personally think that Phil is asexual, but as a young teenager and young man always felt like he couldn't actually be his true self and insted compensated with being over-sexualized, like a closet gay trying to be hyper hetero. Also Lianna was a normal young woman with a sex drive, so he couldn't really be too much of his true self without losing her. That being said, him being probably her first boyfriend might have given him some possibilities to wiggle around it. Now, with his horse wife, he is in a loveless, unromantic relationship which is perfect for him, because he won't have to fuck her but still is a mature adultwith a business, a wife and a son (cat) and totally did not fail in his life in the eyes of his parents.

 

[Balr0g]

I would say his sexual drive died with Panda. She was probably too aggressive and now he fears any contact with women. Plus his extreme unhealthy lifestyle has most likely killed any libido he posessed. He probaably can't even wank anymore

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I think Phil has a broken dick so he actively eliminates anything that makes his PP twitch from his life because he knows he can't do anything about it. Lots of guys with a broken dick do that, for example try uploading a sexy avatar to this site.

 

[Corpun]

Whether he is gay or closeted asexual or impotent or whatever it is hilarious he thinks mature adults are never sexual or think tits are hot yet does scat humor all the time. My personal take on it is Phil genuinely thinks finding a woman, real or digital, attractive other than your wife or gf is cheating. He said about as much when playing some anime game.

 

[Paul Atreides]

I think maybe the talking robot that wont shut up about sex from Atomic Heart is objectively cringy as fuck and his reaction is justified.

 

[Telemeter]

DSP is asexual, no he isn't gay, nor closeted, he just doesn't care for physical contact.

His jokes are just based on what high school and college kids would joke about back when he was in school, which is also the last time he had any sort of meaningful human contact.

He keeps falling back on that simply because that is what he does for everything, it's just another constant.

His physical sexual needs can be satisfied with a quick tug on his dick and he's done, which is actually demonstrated on his masturbation video.

No porn or any material needed, nothing on his mind, literally all he needs just some friction that he can focuses on for a minute or so, and done, he's good for the day.

His marriage is loveless and frivolous, it's just so his mom will get off his back about starting a family, which he doesn't want but he also finches at the mear act of shaking another man's hand, he hates all contact.

 

[myone]

I think maybe the talking robot that wont shut up about sex from Atomic Heart is objectively cringy as fuck and his reaction is justified.

Thanks for the insight, Emil.

 

[Paul Atreides]

Thanks for the insight, Emil.

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[Dona Morte]

I think maybe the talking robot that wont shut up about sex from Atomic Heart is objectively cringy as fuck and his reaction is justified.

Is it?
Let's look at what the robot says since Phil is to wussy to listen to pillow talk.
(He get's none)

There are two possible responses to this diaglogue.
1. Laughter and playing into it.
2. Just ignoring it.

Phil's reaction though is VERY abnormal to a "healthy" adult male. I think this is a sign of her huge insecurity and over compensation. He does not see spending time with her as something to look forward to.
It's just another item on the schedule.

 

[Sand Mega]

Phil probably doesn't know what sex is but pretends to sound "cool" to his viewers