Terrible Baby Names

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They would be starting middle school around now, hope they're okay.

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Average Russian Spy dijo:
People aren't naming their kids Zelda because they like the name these days, they do it because it's a heckin' referencerino to their favorite video game.
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You overestimate the amount of adults of childbearing age (and who actually have children) who play video games. I don’t think I know anyone who has touched any kind of video game since the 90’s.
 
Anything with the -leigh suffix where it's bastardizing an existing name (like "Nataleigh" or "Kayleigh") Come on "Natalie" is already a pretty name.

And anything with "Bray" (Brayden, Brayleigh, Braydon) Fuckin donkey sound names.
 
There's a fundie lady with the last name Stickle who named her daughter Theresa. She goes by Goldie instead of Tess for reasons.
 
I can't remember if this was real, a dream hallucination, or a meme half remembered but wasn't there a thing getting passed around literally like a decade plus ago about how low IQ mexicans were getting the name and sex lines confused on birth certificates thus leading to a glut of babies basically named "Female"
 
Slop Bowl dijo:
Anything with the -leigh suffix where it's bastardizing an existing name (like "Nataleigh" or "Kayleigh") Come on "Natalie" is already a pretty name.

And anything with "Bray" (Brayden, Brayleigh, Braydon) Fuckin donkey sound names.
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I'll never understand this fad. Where did it even come from? Is it supposed to make the name look Celtic or something?
 
PetiteFeet dijo:
Nigger names never fail to get a laugh out of me. Ignoring the heinous shit that he did, Karmelo Anthony is a funny fucking name. "Melo" as a nickname? Come on.
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IIRC it's fairly normal in Portuguese or Dutch or some euro language, but not that common and more usually a surname, and it makes no sense to pick a name from a culture you have nothing to do with. It'd be like a weeb naming their kid Sakura or some shit.
Tram Fan dijo:
Charlie for a girl
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That's not so bad, if it's short for Charlene, Carla, Carlotta or Charlotte - Charlie for boys is short for Charles or Carl - but naming your kid a nickname is just daft because they're going to be asked "What's Charlie short for?" all their lives.
To which the answer is "my mum did cocaine and it stunted my growth".
 
Hongourable Madisha dijo:
That's not so bad, if it's short for Charlene, Carla, Carlotta or Charlotte - Charlie for boys is short for Charles or Carl - but naming your kid a nickname is just daft because they're going to be asked "What's Charlie short for?" all their lives.
To which the answer is "my mum did cocaine and it stunted my growth".
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In Polish you have some leeway when it comes to nicknames and most names can have at least three. Charlotte should be imo nicknamed into Lotte not Charlie. Charlene makes sense as Charlie. First of all Charlie sounds very male to me, second of all it doesn't sound like a strong male but rather a poor bullied guy.

Okay I found a Polish article that says that somebody wanted to call their child Sex or Adolt Hitler but the clerks didn't allow that.
 
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