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Welcome to the Official Kiwi Farms Tragedeigh Watch where we make fun of retarded names lolcows and celebrities choose to give their children, discuss cringy naming trends, and share the worst names we have ever heard.
(((Please proceed with caution while revealing the names of people you personally know in real life)))
To start it off, I always thought Rozanna Sandra Ralph was an awful name. I know it is not too outlandish of an example but still... The poor girl already has it rough, having Ethan Ralph and Meigh as parents, but what did she ever do to deserve being named after Cozy.tv and her grandma? I hope her legal name was changed after their separation because the spelling looks ugly and the meaning is so embarrassing.
This is from a fairly popular “make lunch for my husband and kids” account that I follow. She was very offended because people thought it was pronounced “crazy” lol. “Ka-rise” is still an incredibly retarded name.
I'm seeing a trend of naming children after video game characters like Zelda, Link, Samus, and I am already sick of this shit.
Also, on the topic of funny nigger names, I found out the reason their names are so weird is because back during slavery in the South, a lot of Slavers had French names. The slaves, in an attempt to ape the highfalutin nobles, would give their babies "French sounding" names, but with African roots embedded within. It's how we ended up with retarded names like Lashaniqua, DaMarcus, Treyvon, Shaniqua.
Another strange baby naming practice I have seen comes from Ukraine. Ever since Western countries have been sending weapons and vehicles to aid Ukraine in their war, a cargo cult has evolved surrounding these loaned out weapons and machines. Slavified versions of names like Bayraktar, Javelin, Himar, Leo, Challenger are all names that can now be seen for newborns throughout Ukraine.
Is this thread just for baby names? Or horrible names people have in general? Because this has to be one of the worst "alternative" spellings of a name I've ever seen.
Celebrities seem to love giving terrible names to their kids. Like fucking North West. Or Fifi Trixibelle. Also naming daughter kid Diva could possibly set her up for failure, disappointment, or other bad things.
Holy shit, how could I forget about what Trisha Paytas named HER kids!?
Malibu Barbie is bad enough, but Aquaman. Elvis isn't great, but it's less heinous than Aquaman.
