Terrible Baby Names

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I've come across a few stinkers in current job.

The worst by far was a girl serving me at the shops and her name was Kiama, for anyone not aussie born its a name of town on the South Coast of NSW full of deros and white trash. Also known for having a big blow hole.

So i guess her blown hole was busted out too.
 
>go shopping at a grocery store in nogtown
>look at cashier's name on receipt
>Eboni
>"E-bony? The hell kind of name is that? Ohh...Ebony."

Name's a real word but spelled retarded. Reminds me of another black name, L'dasha, spelt "L-a".
 
Niggers really like trying to be "yoonik" with their names, don't they?
I don't care if this is true or not, I was told a primary school in London had a class with 5 children called "Unique" in it and the possibility it even might be true is hilarious to me.

Names after qualities are pretty much anti-nominative determinsim. I've met an extremely imprudent Prudence and a very unserene Serenity.

A family member was giving birth next to a Mrs Kirton who was dead set on naming her daughter Annette. It was over 40 years ago and she still hasn't gotten over Annette Kirton. If net curtains are a mostly British thing this may be lost on the non-bongs.
 
I'm pouring one out on this thread for the missing Moon Unit Zappa and Dweezil Zappa, Frank's kids.

And for those of you not around in 1982, here is everything about that time: Moon Unit on Solid Gold, lip-synching her classic, "Valley Girl," surrounded by the Solid Gold dancers in primo skanky early 80s fashion. Special props to Moon's own Easter Sunday outfit.

 
My youngest niece has an unnecessarily complicated spelling of a normal name (without dawksing, imagine instead of Lilo, it's Lileaux).
My sister also works with public schools and she sees the lot. There's apparently a large Nigerian population in the area because she sees a lot of names like Goodmorning, Monday, Favorite. But then there's a little girl she met named Daddy. D-a-d-d-y. (:_(

Not really a baby name: At a previous job, there was a guy with a first name Tiger who appeared in company signage a lot. I thought this was a unique situation, but no! Tiger is a not totally uncommon choice Chinese people pick as an English name.
 
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