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Arrest records are thee perfect way to look for... interesting names. Check out sites like this for Florida, comes with photographs for perfect name to face placement.
Arrest records are thee perfect way to look for... interesting names. Check out sites like this for Florida, comes with photographs for perfect name to face placement.
Ah yes, who could forget about Crystal Metheney? Arrested not on drug charges, but for firing a missile at a car. I was sorely disappointed to learn that she was just using a BB gun.
Arrest records are thee perfect way to look for... interesting names. Check out sites like this for Florida, comes with photographs for perfect name to face placement.
How do you even say these Roblox usernames?! Dee-ex-twenty seven-shay? John-kuff? Is the "kf" silent? I bet they have their own made up pronunciations that make no intuitive sense. This makes me appreciate Tragedeighes for at least being utterable.
Alright guys, this topic had me real curious so I checked some names that had been forbidden throughout the world... gotta share'em with you
"Nutella", "Ikea" (yes, swedish parents), "Mini-cooper", "Mafia No Fear", "Rolls Royce"
Personal favourite : "Hitler" (in Mexico)
"Mafia No Fear" is absolutely fucking insane in comparison to everything on this list. Yes, even compared to Hitler. It's like having three first names for absolutely no reason.
I see some interesting names on a daily basis so I will give a list of the ones that stood out to me when looking at rosters:
Girls: Heaven'lana, Dior Kai'ori (all one, just think its trashy), Sevyn, Any Luna (all one name),
Boys: Del Orbe Luna, Jaydian (pronounced Jay-den), Stwrd (I thought it was missing an 'e'. No. It's not.), Naledge (pronounced 'knowledge'),
I thought this was a meme, like Oranjello and Lemonjello, but some say people heard the jokes and thought they actually were nice names and used them for their kids.
My mom swears that she knew a pair of twins named exactly that. It's on a pure "just trust me bro" basis, though. She did, however, have more concrete evidence of a pair of twins she went to school with named Scott and Scotty. Their parents were unaware that they were having twins until Scotty surprisingly came out right after Scott. Since they evidently only had one idea for a boy's name, Scotty got the nickname. They are apparently pretty normal for white guys their age, otherwise.
Twin names in general can get pretty cringy, even when they're otherwise mundane names like the above case. One of the other particularly lazy ones I can think of is Dante and Donte. Jazmiyah and Tazmiyah are similarly so. May or may not be a coincidence that both of those pairs grew up to be convicted murderers.
I used to watch Jerry Springer and Maury during summer breaks. Knowing now that shit is fake makes me wonder if fake names were used, but if not, the dumbest name I ever saw was Forever. Who the fuck names their child Forever?
Some of them were obviously pseudonyms, such as iPod or Pancake. Most, however, I fully believe, such as Aa'blessing, Aa'mazing, Mylove, Nevaeh (it's Heaven spelled backwards!) and Simian. The worst one that comes to mind was on Divorce Court, which featured a Myqueenus.
Some of the worst names that I've seen in the wild have been:
Hershey
Ebony Black
Tieranny (pronounced Tyranny)
Donquantavius
Nimrod
Sharmin
Neroid
Beyonce Jay-Z ("her parents REALLY had faith in that relationship!"- the person showing me the transcript with that name on it)
Linda is a basic name but it’s funny to think the name took off bc someone was like “it means beautiful in SPANISH!” And all the moms of boomers were like “ooooh exotic!”
Names I’ve encountered in the wild: Ja’Miracle and Bussie lmao
I was at a board gaming event and a woman at the table had brought her baby dressed up in a costume. She was calling her "Zelda", which I've never played but know is a video game. "What's her real name?" I asked innocently.
... yep. This lady had named her kid "Zelda" (and the middle name came from a video game too, but I've forgotten what it was.) The mom was more surprised that I didn't realize the costume wasn't Zelda than that it didn't occur to me that anyone would name a child Zelda.
My sister wanted to name her firstborn "Bertha". Now, I like old timey names and think it's cool that they're making a resurgence, but some names are just setting your kid up for failure. Big Bertha. Imagine.
One of the moms in her maternity group allegedly wanted to name her kid "Apple Bee Sweet Pea". Sweet Pea is a cute nickname but three nature names in one go? Awful. Even worse in my mothertongue.
Nigger names never fail to get a laugh out of me. Ignoring the heinous shit that he did, Karmelo Anthony is a funny fucking name. "Melo" as a nickname? Come on.
My mom swears that she knew a pair of twins named exactly that. It's on a pure "just trust me bro" basis, though. She did, however, have more concrete evidence of a pair of twins she went to school with named Scott and Scotty. Their parents were unaware that they were having twins until Scotty surprisingly came out right after Scott. Since they evidently only had one idea for a boy's name, Scotty got the nickname. They are apparently pretty normal for white guys their age, otherwise.
I went to school with a Jared and Jeremy and since they weren't allowed to have separate identities nobody was able to tell them apart. Twin names that share a theme like gemstones or nature are better than similar sounding ones.
I don't care about Jennifer, Jonathan, and Benjamin on English-speaking kids, fine but not great so whatever. But on other Northern European kids, I totally hate those names. The Js in these languages are pronounced like i or y in English and I think it's just so off-putting.
I think I got one from each major ethnicity on accident.
Nembod? Quay? Did your parents lose a bet and throw scrabble tiles on the floor to name you?
Fuck vowels!
Lazarus likely has a full name, but Lazarus "D" Deal just sounds funny.
Lekatric sounds too much like Leukemia for me.
We found her! The White Latesha!
What asshole gives a girl the name Smith? She has a perfectly fine name in the middle there too.
Well, at least it isn't detritus.
Poor guy, he's trans-French.
NEITHER OF THESE ARE WORDS IN ANY LANGUAGE
Oh my god, terrible pagan names, I found them. This guy likely changed it from his birth name too. Einsoph is likely "Ein Sof", a Hebrew concept of endlessness.
Ok, Kip's name isn't too bad, he just needed to be here because of his silly ass mugshot.
Lovely-ona is the new Japanese yokai that comes into your house and steals your shit.
Having dealt with the level of intelligence the DMV has to offer (they fucked my last name up on my ID so bad it looks like a bad hand in Scrabble) I think a good rule of thumb for names is to ask yourself "Is the spelling of my child's name going to result in a logistical nightmare down the line?" That name will have to go through every teacher, every front desk worker, every future employer, and countless other people who interact with your kid. They'll all wander what the fuck you were smoking when you picked "Johnkf"
To start it off, I always thought Rozanna Sandra Ralph was an awful name. I know it is not too outlandish of an example but still... The poor girl already has it rough, having Ethan Ralph and Meigh as parents, but what did she ever do to deserve being named after Cozy.tv and her grandma? I hope her legal name was changed after their separation because the spelling looks ugly and the meaning is so embarrassing.
