Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

[LopsidedLegend]

Even if Yorch Torch Games is an idiot, but according to that soyboy leftist (and also Alyssa Mercante simp & Airbagged dickrider) Michael (TheMG3D), if you like Sheva Alomar from Resident Evil 5, you're a racist incel. Even if you like her alternative costumes, he'll still think you're a racist incel.
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Sexy chicks sell games. Ugly chicks don't. Capcom can't get dei money any more so they resort to just making good games.

 

[Doggy Dog World]

The real character assassination in Village was Chris's team not getting brutally or comically slaughtered around him for character development.

 

[regalterry]

The whole fucking plothook to Village just didn't make any sense to me at all. Chris and his goons bust into his house in the middle of the fucking night, riddle his wife with bullets, Chris himself comes in and for good measure puts a couple more in her fucking dome while she's on the floor, Ethan understandably freaks the fuck out and Chris just goes... "Sorry bro" and "Ethan, no!", and makes no fucking effort whatsoever to explain himself, why he's there, what he's doing, what just happened, etc.

I bet the actual plot came after the scene was first conceptualized, they wanted a shocking even in the trailer to make audiences perk up and take notice.

I really don't mind dumb storytelling in RE games.

Naturally, I would prefer if the writing was better, but it clearly always takes a backseat to the meat and potatoes of the gameplay, and the gameplay loop of exploration, resource management, puzzle solving, treasure hunting and weapon upgrading is as addictive as it always has been.

RE9 had an equally dumb, nonsensical plot. Leon is in pursuit of a bioterrorist, he escapes his clutches, he has a communication device that links him directly to Sherry, so why isn't nobody calling in backup to contain what is obviously a BOW outbreak? Why aren't cops, or the military, or the BSAA rushing to the hospital to gun down the zombies?

Also, why didn't Leon ask Sherry if Grace had made it out of the hospital? You'd think, what with him begin so obsessed with being unable to save people, he'd check the rookie FBI agent managed to make it out alive and contacted the authorities.

It's a repeat of RE4 - Leon has located the president's daughter, she's with him, but apparently the US government can't muster anything more than a Huey to come to their rescue, despite the fact the US has multiple bases in Spain, and the Spanish government themselves have both police and military forces around.

The spectacle takes precedence over the substance. Just turn your brain off when it comes to the story, the harder you think about any of it, the dumber it gets. The big white intro letters when Leon gets to Racoon City in RE9 were awesome, I have to admit that.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

RE9 had an equally dumb, nonsensical plot. Leon is in pursuit of a bioterrorist, he escapes his clutches, he has a communication device that links him directly to Sherry, so why isn't nobody calling in backup to contain what is obviously a BOW outbreak? Why aren't cops, or the military, or the BSAA rushing to the hospital to gun down the zombies?

He had zero clearance to do that mission and was told to fuck off, no one was coming except Sherry called for Chris's team.

 

[regalterry]

He had zero clearance to do that mission and was told to fuck off, no one was coming except Sherry called for Chris's team.

So, you're saying authorities were just going to ignore a hospital full of BOW that had broken containment just sitting a few hours away from a nearby city?

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

they pulled the exact same shit that they did in village, chris team actually knew what the fuck was happening all along but they decided not to act for PLOT REASONS. give us the chris game already capcom you fags, bring his ebony wife along for the ride

 

[Brain Problems]

Good plot in a resident evil is like a good story in a pornographic film: it's nice if it's there but it's really unnecessary at the end of the day.
- John Carmack
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

So, you're saying authorities were just going to ignore a hospital full of BOW that had broken containment just sitting a few hours away from a nearby city?

Yes? this is the RE-Verses US. Government, they are incredibly corrupt.

 

[Scarthew]

He had zero clearance to do that mission and was told to fuck off, no one was coming except Sherry called for Chris's team.

Except if its a virus affecting all survivors, chris, rebecca, claire, jill, barry, ada and carlos (and billy?) have no reason to be anywhere else in the world because they're also actively dying. What are they just ignoring their necrotic hands? How are we even gonna get the serum to these people in time? What if they're getting symptoms more rapidly than Leon? Needless to say 9's story doesn't work and its' artificial time limit doesn't work well under scrutiny. Also it felt really redundant because they already did the last second cure stumbling scene in the remake of 4. It's even the same animation...

Regardless of all this, spencer's total re-write is annoying and a magic cure-all that fixes ALL VIRUSES and not specifically the one we're dealing with is really dumb for the series because it effectively kills all future entries. (Really I'd prefer they were timeless and characters didn't age while introducing new ones, but whatever people care about the stories of these things so we have to have arcs)

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Regardless of all this, spencer's total re-write is annoying

He's still an evil asshole even if he felt a bit bad about wasting all that human life in his goals, he was never just evil for evil's sake, he was trying to break alot of eggs to make humanity Gods, with him being the first God, of course.

He had no idea the company would steer into making BOW's, let alone destroying entire cities, and while I bet he didn't weep over the loss, it was still an egregious straying from the path of acheiving his goals, Elpis is a fuck you to the people who ruined his chances at godhood by fucking his plans up, its still within the realm of what I think someone like Spencer would do.