Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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New slop from Noah but who cares about that, he just post a patreon that he's coming out as trans.
He's a shut in loser making overly verbose videos about playing games poorly and being up his own asshole, he's likely a kissless shitter, so what's THE FUCKING POINT IN DOING THIS SHIT.

I am always baffled by these sort of shut-in nerds going Trans, they remain shut in nerds, they just wield the tranny beating stick online, nothing changes, they never increase their "actually have a relationship and fuck someone" percentage at all by doing this (and we all know they lower it lol) and they all kill their hormonal balance and sex drive and then kill themselves or medicate themselves into being a numb retard till death.

Its such a fucking insane evil thing that the powers that be tricked an entire demographic of people into doing, I cannot wait to see the judgement of God cast on those faggots.
 
New slop from Noah but who cares about that, he just post a patreon that he's coming out as trans.

It’s like a clockwork at this point I swear
Btw
“I have a cozy life that I’m really grateful for and most of my energy goes into just living it, doing my videos, reading and writing, hanging out with my wife and going out hiking or seeing concerts.”
“wife” … yeah right
Betting a 100 bucks he was the reason why he trooned out in the first place
 
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hey guys, guess what?? I got hired by the prestigious pharmaceutical company. I start next week. I got my ID and clearance card. I edited out the clearance number so you guys wont hack it.

(it was just a pvc card made to look like that, just knick knacks that I bought at a toy convention yesterday)
 
New slop from Noah but who cares about that, he just post a patreon that he's coming out as trans.
lmao, fuck that guy, hopefully he ropes himself like his kind is wont to do.

I still remember when he did that Nam video and whined that the game didn't berate the player for being an evil imperialist, and what the Americans were doing with the gooks, only to then gleefully rejoice that a mission in Call of Duty was taking place in American suburbia, so US civilians got a "taste" of what they deserved for being warmongers.

The whole bloodline meme is retarded anyway. We know full well Chris plowed Jill and Sheva in the helicopter right after he threw that Denis Leary lookalike into a volcano.
For all the danger the RE cast gets themselves into, they're more chaste than a nunnery. You'd think going through horrific near-death experiences on the regular would kick them "pass on the genes" instincts into overdrive and have them fuck like rabbits, but no.

It speaks volumes that the only character that managed to spawn progeny is fucking Wesker (and Barry, sorta).
 
Even if Yorch Torch Games is an idiot, but according to that soyboy leftist (and also Alyssa Mercante simp & Airbagged dickrider) Michael (TheMG3D), if you like Sheva Alomar from Resident Evil 5, you're a racist incel. Even if you like her alternative costumes, he'll still think you're a racist incel.
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Even if Yorch Torch Games is an idiot, but according to that soyboy leftist (and also Alyssa Mercante simp & Airbagged dickrider) Michael (TheMG3D), if you like Sheva Alomar from Resident Evil 5, you're a racist incel. Even if you like her alternative costumes, he'll still think you're a racist incel.
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I never disliked Sheva at all, and I think niggers should be exterminated. She was idealized, sure. And probably part White since she's not black as the ace of spades. As gay as capcom is now, I really don't think they're going to niggerfy her like all these leftists want.

They made Claire look objectively better than the goober HR cunt in 2R.
 
Even if Yorch Torch Games is an idiot, but according to that soyboy leftist (and also Alyssa Mercante simp & Airbagged dickrider) Michael (TheMG3D), if you like Sheva Alomar from Resident Evil 5, you're a racist incel. Even if you like her alternative costumes, he'll still think you're a racist incel.
Good thing I am a racist incel.

I never disliked Sheva at all, and I think niggers should be exterminated. She was idealized, sure. And probably part White since she's not black as the ace of spades. As gay as capcom is now, I really don't think they're going to niggerfy her like all these leftists want.
Sheva is pretty much like the protagonist of Remember Me, a White woman painted brown, or someone with with very, very high White admixture.

I dunno if Capcom would make her look more like a nigger. They're a weird company that oscillates wildly from one extreme to the next, but the current trajectory has them tone down their female characters. Grace's face model is very attractive, but she was extremely desexualized in the RE9, and while Claire's new model is pretty good, it remains to be seen if they'll dress her up in frumpy clothes and flatten her out.

They made Claire look objectively better than the goober HR cunt in 2R.
She looks much, much better in Veronica, but it's the same actress as in RE2R. Their face scanning tech must have improved a lot since then.

I think Claire hit rock bottom in terms of looks in Revelations 2. She was incredibly ugly in that game, nothing like any of the depictions of the characters before or after that game, made all the worse because you spend a lot of time in her chapters next to Barry's daughter.
 
I think Claire hit rock bottom in terms of looks in Revelations 2. She was incredibly ugly in that game, nothing like any of the depictions of the characters before or after that game, made all the worse because you spend a lot of time in her chapters next to Barry's daughter.
She's outright Tobey Maguire in a ponytail.

I can't believe they even let Claire's belly exposed in Veronica.
 
Even if Yorch Torch Games is an idiot, but according to that soyboy leftist (and also Alyssa Mercante simp & Airbagged dickrider) Michael (TheMG3D), if you like Sheva Alomar from Resident Evil 5, you're a racist incel. Even if you like her alternative costumes, he'll still think you're a racist incel.
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They need to leave my black queen Sheva alone she dindu nuffin :(
 
Finally played through VIIIage. My thoughts:
  • The perspective lends itself well to pulling you into the experience. A lot of the sequences and set pieces landed well with me because it was from Ethan’s perspective. It also allows for a level of environmental detail that third person games usually lack. That said, it also means that the same sequences and set pieces will not have the same luster on a future playthrough and the interactivity didn’t go as far as it could have which is a shame.
  • The combat is pretty lame. Early on, you feel very powerless — but not in a good way. The game’s design makes taking damage feel too inevitable to the point that you feel bullshitted, especially during the lycan holdout in the intro. It’s also not helped by the fact that enemies barely stagger when taking shots. If this was like Resident Evil 2 remake, where enemies tanking hits is part of the challenge because you’re not expected to kill everything you encounter then it’d be okay but the game skinwalks as Resident Evil 4 so it just makes most shots feel like they don’t have impact. Guarding is also not very intuitive when the rest of the series trains you to get out of the way of attacks instead of tanking them. As you get more comfortable with how the game works, it becomes really easy to dance around most enemies and kill them (I played on PC with mouse and keyboard). There are also times where the enemy pathfinding was laid a little too bare and I was able to cheese minibosses to take them out with little trouble. Overall, I wish there were more options in combat to make things more interesting than simply lining up shots, moving, or guarding.
  • Bosses were overall easy. The only two I had trouble with was the fish guy because of his acid rain attack (I never figured out how to either adequately defend against it or stop him from doing it, but I never died either) and Miranda (she ganked me early in the fight with a dash move that had a follow-up attack I didn’t expect). The fights were otherwise kind of fun but not really challenging. Dimitrescu was a letdown especially since all I had to do was simply get around a corner before she attacked and melt her health with my shotgun while she finished her animation and then quickly snipe her while she was flying. Heisenberg was a fun classic RE fight. Not much to say about the puppet.
  • Chris’s segment was fun. Wish it went longer. I actually was upset when the game went back to Ethan after finding Mia.
  • Ethan is an okay character but demonstrates the flaws of playing as a character in the first person that has a mind of his own. Ethan said and did a lot of things I didn’t agree with and I grew tired of hearing “what the FUCK is going on here?!?1” at least ten times through the game.
  • Level design is pretty good overall. I liked how there’s a bit of spacial reasoning going on in most of the game’s levels in like a traditional RE game. It felt rewarding to backtrack with new items, weapons, or after some story events to access new locations. It’s just a shame that you can’t go back to some locations after leaving them, particularly the castle.
  • The story’s serviceable but doesn’t really fit RE. It felt a little too much like a Castlevania game but you have guns instead of being a Belmont with the Vampire Killer. I did like that the game had the courage to have Ethan die at the end of the story. Chris was too weirdly hard headed about spinning Ethan up on what he was up to (and one of his squad mates even brings it up) — like, how are you going to shout at Ethan and be like “ ETHAN, YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR DEPTH!” when Ethan is trapped in the village and couldn’t leave if he tried? In the words of a wise man, Ethan “never asked for this.”

Good time, but probably will never play it again. Now to wait for RE9 to drop below $10 years later.
 
The whole fucking plothook to Village just didn't make any sense to me at all. Chris and his goons bust into his house in the middle of the fucking night, riddle his wife with bullets, Chris himself comes in and for good measure puts a couple more in her fucking dome while she's on the floor, Ethan understandably freaks the fuck out and Chris just goes... "Sorry bro" and "Ethan, no!", and makes no fucking effort whatsoever to explain himself, why he's there, what he's doing, what just happened, etc. It's never fucking explained until you're like 3/4 of the way through the game. It's out of character for Chris, makes no fucking sense for basically any character in general, and it's a lazy 'hook' to set up the main plot. I get what they were going for I guess, the whole: "oh shit wow is Chris Redfield a villain now?!?!" but I mean it's obvious that he's fucking not, he's made it his life's work to fuck up basically anyone that ever had any dealings with Umbrella, Umbrella's progenitors or Umbrella's successors. Why the fuck would he do a heel turn now?

It was lazy, poor storytelling, and incredibly so, even for Resident Evil - which isn't really a series I expect good, competent storytelling from in the first place, but even for RE it was beyond the pale and retarded. That's not even getting into the fact that you're fighting lycans, vampires, women made out of insects and fucking Walmart Great Value brand Magneto. Essentially the fungus/mold just became a plot device so they could come up with cool, fantastical monster designs to fit with the weird 'storybook' dark fantasy deal they wanted to go for - which sure, that's an interesting concept, but it isn't Resident Evil. Really, it's more like Bloodborne or some shit, and they should have just shelved this entire thing until they could just make another fucking standalone game, kick off another franchise or fit it with one of their old, very much neglected franchises. Shit, the grimdark fantasy shit would have been more at home in a Devil May Cry game, but that's a franchise they know can't really put asses in seats anymore, I guess. Then they could have come up with some other way to wrap up Ethan's character, if they felt they needed to, although his characterization was sort of lacking from the very beginning.

And that's not getting into the dogshit DLC, either. The whole time I spent with it, I was thinking: "they would have been better off just making this into another game or a spin-off", it basically feels like proto-RE4 in first-person with aspects of Bloodborne and Castlevania with a handful of shoehorned-in Resident Evil cliches/trappings, like references to Umbrella or Spencer and hey, Chris Redfield is in it, so it must be an RE game!

IMO Requiem kinda went similarly aside from the Grace parts. Every bit of Leon's portion in RC felt like The Last of Us or some other post-apocalyptic zombie game, and returning to Raccoon City in the first place was lazy. That place was fucking shown being wiped off the map in myriad ways throughout every game in the series that took place in/near it, nothing should remain there aside from a big crater, a tall fence and maybe an observation tower [referenced in Outbreak], there certainly shouldn't be approximately half of the city left standing and intact buildings that don't even have their windows blown out. And the zombies still being there and functional doesn't make any fucking sense, either. Wasn't it established in lore that they have to consume meat to sustain themselves? And it's referenced that some of these are the zombies from the original fucking outbreak, which lore-wise should be impossible.

Anyway, nowadays for me that's about all the RE franchise is good for, to bitch about how inconsistent they are with their fucking canon and complain about how it feels like I am most decidedly not a part of their target audience anymore, which is fair I guess. I'll probably pick up the Code Veronica remake if it doesn't look like dogshit [and they don't chop it to pieces like they did with the RE3 remake] but we already know Alfred isn't going to get called a crossdresser this time around and I'm sure they'll fuck up the canon massively in it, too.
 
RE is like a greasy mediocre burger, all show no substance. capcom is retconing every thing they can for reason unknows, the lore doesnt matter, characters dont matter, story building doesnt matter.
if you bitch about it and still give capcom money you are a fucking retard. if you HAVE to play these games just pirate them
 
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Anyway, nowadays for me that's about all the RE franchise is good for, to bitch about how inconsistent they are with their fucking canon and complain about how it feels like I am most decidedly not a part of their target audience anymore, which is fair I guess.
You shouldn’t think too hard about any RE story. I view each game as a self-contained story and approach it like that. Trying to create a canon out of RE is a lost cause. Just enjoy the puzzles and monsters and don’t fall into the trap of being a wiki nerd.
 
The whole fucking plothook to Village just didn't make any sense to me at all. Chris and his goons bust into his house in the middle of the fucking night, riddle his wife with bullets, Chris himself comes in and for good measure puts a couple more in her fucking dome while she's on the floor, Ethan understandably freaks the fuck out and Chris just goes... "Sorry bro" and "Ethan, no!", and makes no fucking effort whatsoever to explain himself, why he's there, what he's doing, what just happened, etc. It's never fucking explained until you're like 3/4 of the way through the game. It's out of character for Chris, makes no fucking sense for basically any character in general, and it's a lazy 'hook' to set up the main plot.
I think it would have been better had it been the Connections wanting to kill actual Mia instead of whatever the fuck they were doing with Miranda.
Village kinda sucks ass in retrospect.
 
The way 8 stupidly handled Chris was the best part of that game. Made me love him as a "character" Especially sense he's pushing 50 and still fighting zombies. The franchise's refusal to retire the characters is very charming to me.

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